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10 Oct, 7 tweets, 3 min read
Mister Mango Mussolini commonly known as Il Douche, will address "hundreds" of his minions. cnn.com/2020/10/09/pol…
El Presidente Seta Pena will come up with something interesting to say. He is currently practicing his hand gestures.
Hitler spent 105 days in his bunker in Berlin. Today there are 102 days until inauguration of the new President.
Thankfully Donald has a balcony and can pay for minions to sent fans to hear him ramble about getting rid of the people who will vote him out of office.
Trump arrived at his bunker five days ago. So 107 days would have broken the record. Hitler did come out of the bunker to meet some Hitler Youth Movement folks. time.com/3660353/hitler…

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10 Oct
Working America is never going to retire...ever.

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We Hacked Apple for 3 Months: Here’s What We Found. #HiJared samcurry.net/hacking-apple/
More comforting information about an old guy who has a special unsecured Apple iPhone for angry tweets, grift calls and titty pics. 9to5mac.com/2018/05/21/pre…
Jared, Ivanka all the Trumpets use unsecured iPhones to do grift business. Something that is a wonder to behold.vanityfair.com/news/2018/05/t…
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9 Oct
You may why I am able to predict things with great confidence. I am a former marketing guy trained to sniff out emerging trends and black swans. I knew Trump was toast and now even Florida seniors are digging up cobblestones to toss at Humpty Dumpty. pewresearch.org/politics/2020/…
I knew Trump was going to win in October of 2016 because Clinton was in a bubble and screwing up. I got a spidey tingle when I saw Trump mishandling Covid in Feb and when Mattis dog whistled in May it mean that the polite and quiet majority had enough. washingtonpost.com/opinions/james…
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One of the most interesting developments has been the democratization of media during Covid. Killing the old movie theater/studio model and making everyone part of the entertainment matrix. This is a positive paradigm shift.
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