Thread by @JohnFetterman

For 40% of PA residents, buying legal weed will involve the same effort as a trip to the grocery store.

The remaining 60% of PA money will go to drug dealers, 100% of the jobs, freedom, + justice goes to NJ.

PA gets it’s very own “Reefer Madness” participation trophy-

Then, NY will go legal too.

We’ll still be pushing for a mini casino grafted onto a dead Sears and sad little video poker machines for the desperate to gamble while they drink legal alcohol in a bar and drive home.

Where, on their way home can legally phone in a curbside drum of ready to drink Long Island ice tea as a nightcap.

Then stop at wawa/Sheetz/ Rutters for a carton of Marlboro Red, a sleeve of Copenhagen, some Gus approved scratch offs, get up tomorrow and do it all over again but if you get caught with a joint you’re a branded a criminal for life.