Thread by @textfiles

My new shoes have arrived

Two things. First, these were sent to me directly from China based on the packaging, and it's quite obvious these should be warn for the ａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃ　ヒ院な and not because, say, you want to go hiking in them or wear them as daily drivers. I'll take it.

Second, and this is top-notch comedy: I was notified these got delivered on Friday, but they weren't downstairs, and today they showed up at my door, with the packaging ripped open on one side. We get a ton of packages here, it's obvious that a neighbor grabbed it by mistake.

THIS MEANS A NEIGHBOR OPENED A PACKAGE, THESE WERE INSIDE, AND THEY HAD TO SIMULTANEOUSLY PROCESS THAT THIS WAS NOT SOMETHING THEY ORDERED *AND* THIS IS SOMETHING THAT EXISTS

I bet they didn't get much else done this weekend

For anyone curious, I got these from shopmoonlambo.com/collections/fo… but the site is currently down for me. Maybe they finished selling all of these sneakers and will disappear into the night. But if they come back, enjoy. Again, they're not QUALITY sneaks, they're AWESOME sneaks