[Sighs. Takes a mouthful of coffee. Cracks knuckles. Stretches...]

The Blue Lagoon.
Pro Tip: Commit to the bit. twitter.com/search?q=the%2…
Also Pro Tip: Never explain the gag. Which I just did. But no one paid me for that so I’m don’t have to be professional.

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13 Oct
Here’s where that livestream will be shortly, at 1800 AEDT. “Securing Australia: In conversation with Michael Pezzullo”
Fine minutes to go. Image
“Five minutes” that was, obviously, but it’s only one minute now.
Read 53 tweets
12 Oct
Tue plan: Sort out some things for some videos*; errands and shopping, Katoomba; 1800 watch Mike Pezzullo speech**
mailchi.mp/anu/securing-a…; quiet evening.

* They’re for @zdnetaustralia so not porn. Probably.
** Still not porn.
Tue plan, supplemental: I’m still so tired, even though I went to bed early last night. The dreams were particularly long and particularly intense. Annoying.
Tue plan, amended: I’ll do the Katoomba run first, and then the video prep. The sunlight will help wake me up, and I can escape the NOISY CICADAS for a while.
Read 5 tweets
11 Oct
Mon plan, draft: Clear the comms; ponder this new encryption call for @zdnetaustralia; start on an update to my @CarnegieCyber paper from 2019, which turned out to be quite good carnegieendowment.org/2019/05/30/enc…; quiet evening. Do not watch The Bad Program.
Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap, along with a photo from the past and some recommendations for things you can watch.
Writing now. Quiet please.
Read 6 tweets
11 Oct
Yeah nah. If it’s “a reflection of yourself, shown only on the screen in front of you” then you can use a mirror for that.
I might just put a sticky dot over the camera lens, like people do with webcams etc when they’re not being used. If the camera in the checkout isn’t being used for anything anyway then it shouldn’t be a problem. Image
Yeah the explanation is pure bullshit. But of course that’s not down to the poor sod staffing the social media accounts, so don’t take it out on them.
Read 5 tweets
10 Oct
Sun plan: Slow start; shopping, Katoomba; confirm some plans; Weekly Wrap. I also need to ponder a few things that I’m not going to tell you about.
Meanwhile you might listen to the fifth episode of “The 9pm Edict” Spring Series 2020 with @FrKarlSinclair. Or the ones before that with other fine guests. the9pmedict.com and all* the podcast apps.

* Let me know if any are missing.
I’m still deciding what to do next with the Edict, apart from the occasional ranty episode.

I’m being pressured to do a Hallowe’en live read of bad sex fiction and Queensland election results per the attached thread.

But maybe just more special guests?
Read 7 tweets
6 Oct
BUDGET 2020: This is the start of my thread looking at Australia’s federal Budget, delayed from its usual deliver in May because of the ’flu or something. This is a very narrow look, so first some background. #Budget2020
If you don’t know who I am and what I usually write about then check out stilgherrian.com and authory.com/Stilgherrian respectively. I’m mostly be staying in my lane because there will be plenty of other people doing the headlines. #Budget2020
The official Budget documents will appear at budget.gov.au at 7.30pm AEDT, and there will be links out to each department’s detailed number. There’s a lot of detail, so here’s how to approach it... #Budget2020
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