Origin Story:
On this day, this exact time 40 years ago, a blue butted monkey took me directly from my mother's loins as I blew spit bubbles and he held me up in victory so the world could bow at my lil infant feet.
On this day, this exact time 40 years ago, a blue butted monkey took me directly from my mother's loins as I blew spit bubbles and he held me up in victory so the world could bow at my lil infant feet.
The world rejoiced and then roared with laughter when the blue butted bastard dropped me, but that's besides the point cuz' I'm still cool as balls and still destined to be world dictator......but here's to another year of being adorkably awkward and kicking ass.
Broke my hiatus twice but I had to this time because I'm alive. I did it. I made it to 40.
And this day isn't just about me. Celebrate my mom, Anna Morris. For 9 months, she shared her blood, body and life....she endured great discomfort as her body changed to accommodate me and then pain for me to be born. She cared for me, raised me, sacrificed for me.
Celebrate my dad, John Helt, because he cared for me, raised me, sacrificed for me. They loved me and without them...there wouldn't be a me. I celebrate another year of life, but I also celebrate them and my family for giving me this life.
And if you want to help me celebrate,
Buy some goodies from my shop because despite the cost of living, it's still very popular and something I very much wish to keep doing.
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Buy some goodies from my shop because despite the cost of living, it's still very popular and something I very much wish to keep doing.
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