The bloke with ten pocket jeans is in the pub and he is wearing THE JEANS
I really hope the bacon isn’t still in his pocket
He has a LOT of bulges 😳😳
I really hope the bacon isn’t still in his pocket
He has a LOT of bulges 😳😳
His mate has arrived and he is PROUDLY showing him his torch
It is quite a big torch and apparently doesn’t fit in the TORCH POCKET but it does fit in the side leg pocket
It is quite a big torch and apparently doesn’t fit in the TORCH POCKET but it does fit in the side leg pocket
I have never seen two people so absorbed in a torch before
It turns on
It turns off
It can flash
And it fits in his side pocket
It is a torch
It turns on
It turns off
It can flash
And it fits in his side pocket
It is a torch
His wife has arrived and asks “did you go to Tesco”
Bloke in jeans “yes”
The landlord (Pete) looks at me and smiles
I am looking at the pockets
His mate is still playing with THE TORCH
Bloke in jeans “yes”
The landlord (Pete) looks at me and smiles
I am looking at the pockets
His mate is still playing with THE TORCH
CHEESE
He had a block of cheese in one of his ten pockets (it was in a wrapper)
It is now in his wife’s bag
He had a block of cheese in one of his ten pockets (it was in a wrapper)
It is now in his wife’s bag
I have NEWS
He had an onion in one of his pockets - a single onion
He had an onion in one of his pockets - a single onion
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