So yesterday I got pretty stressed over [gestures] so I used an app on my phone to make a bunch of fake wall calendars from Borders and some of them turned out pretty good. (thread)
I used to do this professionally at clickhole and BuzzFeed and now I just do it in my own house for free to keep from exploding.
These are my favorites I think
If you guys like this kind of stuff, you should really buy everything @ShittingtonUK has ever done, it's just this kind of comedy, but by a real designer and 1000x funnier. This is the funniest book in my house.…

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15 Oct
Might have to do this one
Oh no way
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13 Oct
This is my understanding of the Supreme Court Image
I’m just saying if an ancient wise person with a lifetime appointment literally wearing ceremonial robes dies and an entire nation is thrown into turmoil that person was a king and I don’t mean line “yass Queen notorious RBG” I mean we literally fought a revolution and kept kings
Or nine wizards maybe but either way not ideal
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13 Oct
I can’t believe that actually *both* sides are bad and need to tone it down. Cuz I thought it was more to do with one party looking at their 17 options in 2015 and then feverishly flocking to the open white supremacist and alleged multiple rapist.
Mitt Romney is an absolutely fucking dipshit and traitor to humanity and I’d say it to his face but I’d need at the very least a beginners rock climbing course
Drawing the totally valid comparison between Keith Olbermann, a dude who no offense but I don’t know what channel he’s on to the President of the United States who told a hate group to stand by on every channel.
Read 4 tweets
12 Oct
It’s a weird time to have ANY book coming out much less a #Christmas book, but I have a Christmas book coming out 10/27.

It’s actual, singable Holiday Carols starring #HarleyQuinn and the rest of the #DCU.

Mail order from one of my favorite stores here:…
(It’s @booksaremagicbk, they’re great.)
I finally have my own copy. @JenAshleyWright told me I could, quote, “smile like a person.”

❄️ DC CHRISTMAS CAROLS: WE WISH YOU A HARLEY CHRISTMAS ❄️ On sale from @ChronicleBooks 10.27.20 from a store or website near you. #MerryChristmas 🎄 #HarleyQuinn ♥️♣️♦️♠️
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11 Oct
Every Trump supporter account is like

2020: I’m not a SHEEP!!! 🚫🐑
2019: #SaveRoseanne!!!
2018: AOC has CRAZY EYES!!! 👀
2017: 🇺🇸💪🏻 He is SO your President!!!
2016: 🤣 Lock her up!!!
2012: Subway you have just LOST A CUSTOMER
2009: Hello Twitter!
Rich full lives
They all have 2 followers or like 848,000 but never in between.
Read 4 tweets
11 Oct
“Hey after this do you want to go watch Avatar 1 with motion smoothing on my 96 inch TV and never fuck again”
“Mmm you smell like a Denny’s”
“I’m so hard right now it feels like there’s a Mike and Ike down there”
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