will never happen, Asian countries are far too insular and Asians make it very clear that if you're a foreigner, you'll never be one of them

there are Koreans in Japan who've been there for generations but don't have citizenship, what chance do you think Americans have
know how I can tell the China stans on this site have no experience with China/Asia? Tweets like this

the most open Asian countries are Singapore (where you can buy citizenship) and the Philippines (where citizenship takes ten years even if you marry a Filipina/have kids)
you are more likely to see white economic migrants in Africa than Asia and I am not even remotely joking
in most Asian countries, foreigners are not even allowed to own *property*

expats who own bars/restaurants in the Philippines or Thailand have to have the property in their wives' names

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Not everyone born in Africa is black. Pic related.
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