ISCAP also includes the shards of the Kenyan al Shabaab which put a fatwa on me for mocking their or guys addiction to moccachinos. Jihad is hell.
“PR” guy. Dammit.
Some people have Pulitzers. I have fatwas.
I would rather have scars than trophies, friends rather than money and experiences rather than Kudos. I can bask in someone else’s hope and always remember that it is much easier to kill people than protect them.
Some of these angry beardy guys moved down to Cabo Delgado in Mozambique to fight faux LNG Jihad. At some point I will have to get down there to go over old times.

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Sound familiar? The very first thing the new AG needs to get on is to arrest the Faux Russian Fuckery Crew that stretches back to Weiner's laptop and now embraces this clumsy attempt four years later.
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