Thread by @stilgherrian

SO HEY YEAH PEOPLE WHO LIKE BAD SEX AND PODCASTS PLEASE PAY ATTENTION.

You can read the attached thread or even just click on stilgherrian.com/endofspring2020 immediately but I am going to shout at you for a short time because IT IS VERY EXCITING. Please retweet.

https://twitter.com/stilgherrian/status/1317012654074986497

I have a @Pozible campaign going called “The 9pm End of Spring Series 2020” and it will fund five new episodes of “The 9m Edict” with @JohnBirmingham @upulie @sexenheimer @feraldata and one more, plus “The 9pm Halloween Bad Sex State Election Live”. stilgherrian.com/endofspring2020

Excellent News 1: As I type this we’re at 72% of the first target, for those first five podcast. Can we get it all the way up by the end of tonight? I THINK WE CAN. Go on, click through now. YOU CAN DO IT. stilgherrian.com/endofspring2020

This is getting a bit shouty, so here is a photograph of a sulphur-crested cockatoo to break up the thread. Probably by eating it.

Excellent News 2: As soon as we reach that first target, and there’s only $800 to go, the road is clear for the next target, which is “The 9pm Halloween Bad Sex State Election Live”.

Here’s a link to the last live read. stilgherrian.com/edict/00095/

Oh, and here’s a link to “The 9pm Spring Series 2020” episodes in case you missed them. They contain very little bad sex. stilgherrian.com/tag/springseri…

You have until Thursday 29 October to make this happen. That’s just 10 days. Please consider. stilgherrian.com/endofspring2020

But I reckon it would be very cool if we knocked off the first target tonight, then got the next bit under way, and then I can think of a third bad thing to do.

Thank you. Are there any questions?

It has been drawn to my attention that I should mention the benefits for supporters. You get the podcasts, obviously. But also if you buy TRIGGER WORDS or CONVERSATION TOPICS you get to insert your brain into proceedings. What a bonus!

Also thank you were are now at 77%.

https://twitter.com/stilgherrian/status/1318110781150408704

Now at 81%. Please get this Pozible campaign to its first target tonight so @NewtonMark can start paying for BAD SEX. $540 to go. stilgherrian.com/endofspring2020

Actually you can get quite good sex for $540. Er, so I’m told.

83%. stilgherrian.com/endofspring2020

Now 85%, so just $430 to go to hit that first target. Can we get there tonight? Yes, yes we can. stilgherrian.com/endofspring2020

OK everyone, we haven’t reached that first target tonight yet and I have to go to bed. So I’m hoping that you’ll make sure I get a big surprise in the morning. We’re at 85% so you can do it! stilgherrian.com/endofspring2020

https://twitter.com/stilgherrian/status/1318110781150408704

Oops. I haven’t quite gone to bed yet. We just hit 92%. Je suis happy. stilgherrian.com/endofspring2020