Probably that time the Daily Mail did a bullet-point scare job on me because I tricked Selfridges into printing rude words on some Nutella jars. 
https://twitter.com/DawnHFoster/status/1318643714152124416
For the record I got SIX rude words printed in the end. The five below and also Turrdz. I managed the last three after the events detailed by the Daily Mail, during which time I was so well known to Selfridges I had to evade VERY ACTIVE surveillance whenever I entered the store.
My Nutella shenanigans did mean that a corporate spokesperson had to issue this statement about me, which was such a life highlight that it has now been my banner picture for almost five years.
Also sorry not sorry but they used a super cute photo of me for their hit job so I'm kinda ok with it
I still have these five jars, although they are now so out of date, to consume them would be taking your life in your hands. My then 5yo niece ate Arsemuck (with great delight) and Backdirt was given to my dear pal @chewerson.
An archive shot of @hughcooneys inspecting the goods at the time.
I'm not going to link the article, but the comments are precisely as wonderful as you'd expect. It was the privilege of my live to arouse so much anger, in so many people, about so many jarringly unrelated things.
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