I've been working on a piece charting the worst indiscretions of Trump's presidency and I'd completely forgotten about the speech he gave to the Boy Scouts Jamboree in which he talked about a friend who had orgies on a boat nymag.com/intelligencer/…
Or the time he pushed the Prime Minister of Montenegro out of his way for a photo op
Or that time he cancelled a summit with the Danish prime minister because she wouldn't sell him Greenland
And I had completely forgotten that Trump wanted to build a moat around the US-Mexico border wall and fill it with snakes and alligators nytimes.com/2019/10/01/us/…
One of my favorite Trump outrages - the time he attacked Nordstrom's on Twitter because they said they would no longer carry Ivanka Trump's fashion brand
Three words: "Bowling Green Massacre" washingtonpost.com/news/morning-m…
And what about that time John Kelly bragged to reporters that he fired Rex Tillerson while he was on the can thedailybeast.com/john-kelly-rex…
This one was a doozy:

"According to the sources, Trudeau pressed Trump on how he could justify the tariffs as a "national security" issue. In response, Trump quipped to Trudeau, "Didn't you guys burn down the White House?" referring to the War of 1812." cnn.com/2018/06/06/pol…
Somehow I had forgotten this ...
Amazing that this one went down the memory hole ... that time Trump defended Putin against charges he had interfered in the 2016 election by saying he had offered him an "extremely strong" denial abcnews.go.com/Politics/stake…
Then there was the time he gave a smiling thumbs up with a baby whose parents had been orphaned in the El Paso mass shooting
And who can forget the time he threw paper towels at hurricane survivors in Puerto Rico
Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV (it even has its own Wikipedia page!)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Person,_w…
The Mike Pence Water Bottle Video!

This was 19 days ago!
On Halloween he complimented children for not having a weight problem!
Ok, here's one - how many of you remembered that he commuted Rod Blagojevich's prison sentence? It happened this year! nbcnews.com/politics/donal…
Shithole countries!

cnn.com/2018/01/11/pol…
I know that @Scaramucci has become a punch line but it's hard to do justice to how bats**t this interview with @RyanLizza was ... and how insane it seemed at the time newyorker.com/news/ryan-lizz…
How about that time he referred to @SenWarren as Pocahontas at a White House event HONORING NATIVE AMERICANS nbcnews.com/politics/white…
Covfefe ... how did we forget covfefe!
HE MOCKED A CHILD FOR BELIEVING IN SANTA CLAUS! cnn.com/2018/12/25/pol…
On his first full day in office he went to the CIA, stood before a wall memorializing the 117 CIA agents who have died in the line of duty "and boasted of his appearances on magazine covers and exaggerated about the size of the crowd at his inauguration." politico.com/story/2017/01/…
I’ve got more! Like the time Trump didn’t know that Frederick Douglass is no longer alive cnn.com/2017/02/02/pol…
He bragged about recognizing an elephant!
I had forgotten that he offered well wishes to an accused sexual predator - twice! politico.com/news/2020/08/0…
He publicly mocked Christine Blasey Ford at a campaign rally cnn.com/2018/10/02/pol…
His press secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, said every woman who accused Trump of sexual assault was a liar washingtonpost.com/news/post-poli…
h/t yo @jacklerner but this one is unforgettable
A personal favorite: the time he had the Clemson Tigers to the White House & served them fast food

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22 Oct
If people want to drive sober they are free to do so.

Those who want to drive drunk shouldn't be shamed and government should not outlaw it.

We need to respect each other's decisions.
If folks don't want to get an abortion, they are free to do so.

Those who want to get an abortion shouldn’t be shamed about it, and government should not outlaw it.

We need to respect each other’s decisions.
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We need to respect each other’s decisions.
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Over the weekend, I wrote on why the doomsday scenarios about Trump trying to steal the election are largely misplaced. THREAD bostonglobe.com/2020/09/27/opi…
One point, in particular, featured in the recent piece by @bartongellman in the Atlantic, overstates the likelihood that Trump will be ahead on election night because of delays in counting mail-in ballots.
Since mail-in ballots are often reported first it's more likely that Biden Is ahead. There are only two battleground states - Wisconsin and Pennsylvania - where mail-in votes are not processed before Election Day.
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I'm not clear as to why it was necessary to tackle Parscale when he wasn't resisting and was following the commands of another officer.
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If you’re response to this video is to rationalize police misconduct because Parscale:
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You’re being a hypocrite
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So this is not really a critique of @bartongellman's piece but an observation on mail-in balloting. THREAD
There's a general assumption that Democrats will overwhelmingly vote by mail and Republicans will vote in person. Recent polling by Change Research confirms that view "
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However, the numbers are shrinking: 28% say they will vote by mail. That's down from 33% in the summer.
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This is eliding important Information: FL, NC (and I believe AZ) process early arriving votes beforehand.
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