Seriously, non-US people don't get this:

In the US, paying for "insurance" does not mean you don't still have to pay the doctor.

You pay your monthly premium, then pay a portion of the cost of a visit, and then pay up to a certain amount (several thousand) before it kicks in.
So if you broke your leg, you'd still pay whatever the deductible was.

If you have "just getting by" insurance like most of us, that could be $2K or $5k or $10K.

And that's if your insurance company chooses to pay. They can choose not to, and then you have to fight them.
Gonna say that again: in the United States, your doctor can make a diagnosis and a prescription and order tests and even send you for surgery, and your insurance company has can simply refuse to pay.

Legally.

Yup.

I know.
And this is *after* Obamacare, *after* all the big reforms, *after* the push to get everyone in America outfitted with private insurance.

It was never going to work because private insurance doesn't work. It's for the benefit of the provider and not the insured.
So you pay hundreds of dollars each month, and then have to pay to visit the doctor in addition to that, and then are still responsible for a financially crushing amount if you actually NEED health insurance.

And this is how we live in America.
Yes! There's an "enrollment period."

This is to ensure you don't just grab insurance when you're sick and not pay the rest of the time. You either get insurance during enrollment or you don't get insurance for an entire year.

Mustn't hurt the profits.
See?
Because it can make healthcare slightly cheaper.

It's less "insurance" and more a kind of discount program, really.
I pay $25 to visit the doctor, for example.

Without insurance I would pay $100 to visit the doctor, and depending how often I need to visit the doctor, it adds up.

However, I still have to pay for the insurance. So it all depends. For some people being uninsured is cheaper.
The trouble is, when you get hit by a bus or get cancer or need a kidney and you don't have insurance, your choices are death or eternal bankruptcy.

With insurance, you get slightly less bankruptcy.

Unless insurance doesn't pay, then you're boned.
If this doesn't make any sense, it's because it's not meant to.

It's meant to be dense and bureaucratic. It's meant to be absurd. It's meant to exhaust us and grind us down so we just give in and pay the premium and hope everything works out because we have no other choice.
You have to understand that most people here have never left America.

They literally cannot conceive of taking an ambulance to an emergency room and being treated without it entailing crippling levels of debt at best.

As a whole, we don't understand there's a better way.
And if you want to know why it's allowed to persist, then realize in America healthcare accounts for almost TWENTY PERCENT OF OUR GROSS DOMESTIC PRODUCT.

Twenty percent. Three trillion dollars.

There's a lot of people heavily invested in keeping things as they are.
I mean FFS I don't think my Patrons understand why I appreciate them so much and it's more than just making it viable to say "fuck" on the internet for a living.

Your support keeps me from going into a coma and dying.

Because America is a hellscape.

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27 Oct
We're off the trail here, but if you want an interesting snapshot of the intersection of disinformation and undermining the government, Larry Hama's take on Cobra in the Marvel GI Joe comics was weirdly prescient.

I'm serious. Man can write, even if it was a story to sell toys.
In the comics, Cobra as a terrorist organization was one part Boogaloo/Proud Boys and one part grifting hucksters.

MAN THAT SEEMS WEIRDLY FAMILIAR SOMEHOW
In the 1980's Larry Hama was writing the bad guys in a kid's toy comic book as a bunch of white American terrorists *and called them fucking terrorists* and was lauded for it to this day.

Stand in fucking awe.
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Does anyone else remember when the GOP lost their shit over the idea that absentee ballots from the military wouldn't be counted?

Yeah, well, now they don't need you anymore, GI Joe.
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Anyone active or retired US military reading this: they needed you in Florida twenty years ago as a political football.

They don't need you anymore, so if you're overseas and your ballot comes in late, fuck you. Image
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It was incredibly stupid.

I know a lot of people don't care about this, but I wanna summarize one of the least self-aware moments in Trek (and that's saying something).
Okay, two sides: Cardassians and the Federation.

Had a war. Very bloody. No real threat to the Federation's existence but the Cardassians didn't believe there was any such thing as "war crimes." Long time backstory throughout TNG.

Then came the indigenous peoples.
After the war there was a demilitarized zone, and this weird cold war where both sides were putting colonies right on the edge.

Then a new treaty came out and some Federation worlds with colonies on them were just given to the Cardassians.

Just, y'know. Just because.
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Wait.

So, the Avengers game is failing, and to bring players back, Squenix offered ... Kate Bishop?

Really?

An arrow person?

Not, like, y'know ... She Hulk, or Photon, or even Tigra, but "I Can't Believe It's Not Hawkeye?"
And to cap that off ... they delayed her!

So they promise people something that's kind of "meh," and then they can't even provide the meh on time.

Bioware has been holding a "We're No Longer The Worst" party all weekend.
Look, you can stan Kate all you like, but at the end of the day she's an arrow person.

Arrow people are the silliest, yet somehow both Marvel AND DC have a dozen, each.

Meanwhile you got women who can shoot fucking microwaves just cooling their heels.
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Understand that generally every $1 needs to bring in a return of about $3 for a project to be considered successful.

The original $300 million budget brought in ~$700 million, and now they've spent even more on reshoots.

And they're betting on HBO Max to fill the gap.
HBO Max is $15 a month.

So they're going to need about ... 40 million people to sign up for HBO Max for the Snyder Cut to pay off.

Also HBO Max's international distribution is a mess right now, so those 40 million people will all need to be American.
Now, that's not an impossible number. Netflix has something like 200 million subscribers, right?

But you're expecting 40 million people to jump on for a director's cut of Justice League.

"I already saw Justice League."

Most people are not hardcore fans.
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This one's a runner up for WTFIWWY this week.

You gotta admit, this is clever. It was easy to fool the automated checkout and this wasn't even his first time doing it.

Know what stopped him?

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But you can fool it if you have a bar code for another item.
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1) Photocopy the Kool-Aid UPC bar code.
2) Print it onto labels.
3) Palm the labels and stick them on the items.
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