Phil Jones' body double (3.5% limited & specific)
27 Oct,
4 tweets, 1 min read
My first ever caption competition!
Best entry wins a follow from a pro European dinosaur (who doesn't know that yet)
I'll start it off.
"And if there are any ladies wanting more, I have one more sausage to stuff yourself with"
Best entry wins a follow from a pro European dinosaur (who doesn't know that yet)
I'll start it off.
"And if there are any ladies wanting more, I have one more sausage to stuff yourself with"
Bugger, can I change my entry into:
Daniel Hannan's fish gut sausage recipe not a success as people are unable to take mask off due to stench.
Daniel Hannan's fish gut sausage recipe not a success as people are unable to take mask off due to stench.
Masked bandit seen stealing sausages from hungry kids. Do you recognize this despicable human being, please contact the authorities.
That is it, I declare this caption competition over and declare myself the winner.
Reeks, follow me you dinosaur!!!
Oh......
That is it, I declare this caption competition over and declare myself the winner.
Reeks, follow me you dinosaur!!!
Oh......
Keep 'em coming everyone. You are inspiring me to more greatness today. Well, you are inspiring me:
"Right kid, and now give that white powder you swapped your food voucher for in that crack den you live in to me and uncle Michael, and this sandwich is yours. But remember, shhh"
"Right kid, and now give that white powder you swapped your food voucher for in that crack den you live in to me and uncle Michael, and this sandwich is yours. But remember, shhh"
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