“Folks, I’ve heard you like my Darby-free Friday walks. Say hello to the University of Washington!” 
“UW was founded in 1861 which makes it almost 40 years older than its own state, lol wut?”
“I tell you what, they didn’t skimp on these halls. Or is this a castle?”
“I kept jumping on benches to pose”
“When I go to college someday it better have a big quad, I need to run!”
“I guess a lotta goths go to this school?”
Holy moly these are pretty
“Hey @cmpriest I think they have one of your crazy steampunk contraptions here lol”
“We found a thing that cannot be!”
“Ok Darby’s not here so I gotta do this myself: what do you call a dog’s stereo speaker? A sub-woofer!”
“Heeeere, squirrel squirrel squirrel””
“Maybe these used this to observe the Dog Star 🤔”
“We looked everywhere for @UWMascot, no luck this time”
“Ok time to get Darby from her baby school, see you later, everybody!”
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