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Modern Day Zorro, Proud Sponsor of #WeirdChristianTwitter

*Join the Dance.

Reminding you that some of God's children should be seen and not heard. #whateverhappenedtopetra #ErasmusBetterthanDerrida

*A list too long to name:

-any pastor who associated salvation with a vote
-any church that had one Bible, but 4 US flags
-any church with the name "Patriot" anywhere on their bulletin or signage
-any pastor who started a tweet with "Friendly Reminder"
-any pundit who mixed evangelicalism in a Vitamix
-anyone who forgot that God is Sovereign and are figuring out how to "restore" their Biden supporters back into fellowship
-any elder, deacon, or person who pressured others to "examine their life" for deep rooted sin because they didn't vote the way they should

And @mwp764
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Modern Day Zorro—Friendly Reminder=trash take Profile picture
3 Nov
A true Christian Election song

Brother Raul, you have my vote.

I don't understand what people fuss about
Seems like they're all angry all the time
Mindin' everybody's business like it was their own
I can barely find the time for mine
I believe in love and leavin' well enough alone
You won't catch me castin' that first stone

You may not share my point of view
Or see the world the way I do
I hope that doesn't matter much to you

I don't have to be self righteous even if I'm right
Please excuse me if you think
that's wrong
I've been told that I'm a sinner nearly all my life
But so is everyone I've ever known
I believe in leavin' judgment for somebody else
Someone more deserving than myself

You may not share my point of view
Or see the world the way I do
I hope that doesn't matter much
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Modern Day Zorro—Friendly Reminder=trash take Profile picture
30 Oct
Great article about a church in La Habra, meeting outdoors and really caring about their community. I'm not familiar with Orange County's Health Order, but in this instance it is the City of La Habra that is making things hard on them.

Contrast this treatment w/ Grace and there
is a clear difference, is there not?

A Latino church. No DC connections. Going above and beyond to comply.

A not-so-Latino church in a Latino community mocking and flaunting COVID guidelines for the censure of the world every week, while promoting a Romans 13 adherence on
@gracetoyou listened to by millions of people worldwide.
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Modern Day Zorro—Friendly Reminder=trash take Profile picture
28 Oct
Me: Trying to explain to older people about the kerfuffle on Twitter yesterday. I know so many older people on Facebook only, who have never been on Twitter and don't know the hellscape it can be. I envy them. lol

So, basically, I followed a friend onto a thread and made a
light comment. It was basically saying, "hey, I'm not with those guys. Don't judge all of us by this guy's conduct, some of us have bible degrees..". It was a joke. They were calling a group of about 200 people apostates, of which I belong, and I was making a light comment.
So, the original tweeter lifted that comment (he had over 4,000 followers) and used my quote to continue his "look at these biblical elitists over here", so then...his followers RTd my quote and everyone was talking about how I "made education my idol" and how I was a devil,
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Modern Day Zorro—Friendly Reminder=trash take Profile picture
26 Oct
From a recent email from a @MastersSeminary student:
Entering the GCC campus, I walk by a neighboring house with a poster that says “love thy neighbor, wear a mask.” Then I pass the two security guards, unmasked, to enter the only entrance of “Grace” that’s not currently gated
off. What bitter irony. The other day, an unmasked guard sneezed and then coughed loudly and said at the top of his lungs, “Sorry, I have the Covid! I have the Covid!!” as his friend laughed heartily".

I get bad looks like I’m a pariah. The ones who mask up have warmed up to me,
you can tell they appreciate it. They’re tired of being the “strange ones”. They didn’t sign up for this. No one social distances at the desks, save for my few friends. No one except us wipes down the tables as we’re supposedly required to do. But if the culture is “it’s all fake
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Modern Day Zorro—Friendly Reminder=trash take Profile picture
7 Oct
Whoever you vote for, just wanted to say that when you wake up the next morning, you're still saved, loved by the Lord Jesus Christ, and are still living in 2020.

I realize there's going to be a lot of fighting (candy corn jokes aside), but calling people you disagree with
names, or calling into question their "salvation" @johnmacarthur is cheap. It's unbecoming. Did this honestly happen during the last election?

That was 24 years ago, right? BC-Before COVID?

All governments are ordained by God, like it or not.
The Early Church thrived during
such Times of persecution, real persecution, and yet we can't even be civil to each other in the comfort of our air conditioned homes.

The world, not America, is becoming increasingly hostile to Christians, I get that. A political solution doesn't solve a spiritual problem.
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