No matter what happens today just remember that God is in control and he can always make things worse.
You: Hurray! My candidate won!

God: I want you to build a giant ark.
Me: Things are looking up!

God to Satan: Have you considered my servant Jeremy?
This is going viral so check out my SoundCloud: MassTimes.org
^ Apocalypse every day!

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5 Nov
In my experience, conservatives can usually describe what liberals believe in a way that liberals would accept. Liberals, on the other hand, have absolutely no idea why anyone would be conservative besides being evil. This is why liberals exist in a state of chronic surprise.
The ability to make a positive case for your opponents is important for many reasons. The first is that you will never be able to persuade others unless you know what makes them tick. Calling Hispanics who voted for Trump self-loathing won’t cut it.
The second reason is more spiritual. People do not actually desire evil. Even the worst people desire the good but do so in a way that is misinformed or disordered. It’s always possible to describe their beliefs and goals in positive terms.
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4 Nov
Looks like Trump won the Latino vote and Biden won the Latinx vote
Aquí tienen mi SoundCloud: MassTimes.org
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16 Oct
congrats to Somalis and all my other fellow whiteys who made the cut
This is the University of California’s racial classification system, based on the latest science on skull bumps and gymnastics skills
Somebody gotta tell Trump so he lays off Ilhan Omar
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15 Oct
Unpopular Opinion: Conservatives shouldn’t hold Barrett up as an example of how anyone can raise 7 kids and have a wildly successful career. Women who can do that are obviously exceptional, which is fine because you want exceptional people on the Supreme Court.
I understand the impulse to point to her and be like “See? There’s no reason to have an abortion!” But for most people (who either aren’t rich or don’t have extended family to help) raising kids does cause your career to suffer. But it’s worth it!
What we should be doing is identifying all the (non-genetic) reasons Barrett was able to raise 7 kids and make sure that’s true of every woman. This may even involve (gasp) government assistance.
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13 Oct
from what I understand of the New Testament the personhood of a fetus is a major plot point
Please explain the Annunciation and Visitation if fetuses aren’t people
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4 Oct
Based Pope Francis begins his encyclical on human fraternity by condemning globalism:
rejection of history as tool of social control
my politics: babies and old people
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