Who wants a quick thread on money laundering with cars? 🙋♂️
You might have noticed 🇨🇦 cities known for money laundering also have a large number of luxury vehicles.
Recently they discovered part of this has to do with the cars being used to launder.
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2/ It's stupid easy. You buy a car with a bag of cash, then sell the car back to the dealership a year later.
Dealerships aren't equipped to determine how you got the money. They don't have the resources or training.
3/ You could be a dad who saved $100/week to buy the car of your dream, or a guy that just chopped someone up with a cleaver for $250k. They have no clue.
The money goes into the dealership's account, where it's processed as legit business, and you drive away with a super car.
4/ You return a year or so later, and sell the car. The dealer pays you a cheque that you cash, that has a clear source – you sold a car! Easy peasy.
A super car isn't just great because they move a lot of money, the depreciation is low. 3-15% from new on the first year.
5/ This makes it *much* cheaper than a traditional washing business. Normally you'd set up a frozen yogurt stands or whatever, run it through as sales, and then pay ~20% in taxes to the government.
The only cheaper method I've stumbled on is hot money brokers.
6/ Now why does this happen in Canada and not the United States?
According to a report commissioned by the BC government, the US considers all large cash sales suspicious. Canada does not.
Sure, Canadians live totally surrounded by the world's largest criminal organizations. That sucks.
But look at the bright side! There's so many used supers cars for sale in Canada, some models are cheaper than in LA or Miami.
I've also heard some of the stories that didn't make the report.
It's a lot worse than the government makes it seem, and the government made it seem pretty bad. 😂
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Okay, do y'all know what "Home Children" are? 🙋♂️
I'm a 🇨🇦 history nerd, and literally had no idea what this was until this morning.
It turns out it's a weird and twisted part of history, 🇨🇦 plays an active role in hiding.
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2/ Basically if you were an orphan in the UK or commonwealth, you were rounded up and used as a slave.
This also happened to poor families that were tricked into giving up their kids "temporarily" into better care, only to come back and find out their kids were gone.
3/ Eventually there was too many kids, so they decided they would export them.
"Parents" in countries like Canada would go to homes, pay an "adoption fee," and get kids under indentured contracts.
The difference between 🇨🇦 and the 🇺🇸 in terms of libel is something every Canadians should know.
In 🇺🇸, defendants are considered innocent until proven otherwise.
In 🇨🇦, the defendant is basically lying until proven otherwise.
Now this is *super* important.
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2/ You're thinking, if you're going to say something, it should be true. Correct.
However, you need to be able to prove it in court *legally.*
Money disappeared, and the person in charge of it has the exact amount in their pocket? May not be enough evidence.
3/ This slants what issues get covered, and challenged in Canada. A media company, and some journalists, will not touch certain people and companies because they have deep pockets.
Yes, you will be reimbursed if you win. You still need to front the funds for defense.
Canadians perpetuate the idea Mounties are just friendly good guys in red suits from up north...
... Like they’re the Santa Claus of policing.
In reality, it’s an insane and insulting portrayal.
Here’s 3 things the RCMP is historically known for.
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2/ The RCMP was founded as the NWMP in 1873, to ensure white Canadians could move West with “minimal” blood shed.
They originally enforced an apartheid-like system. They were to arrest First Nations people that didn’t stay on land designated by 🇨🇦.
3/ That brings us to our first stop, the pass system. By 1885, RCMP’s “Indian agents” would require First Nations to have documents stating they could leave the reserve.
No papers? You were arrested. Reserves were essentially turned into open air prisons.