I'm going to keep yelling at you guys all week jsyk but MAIL-IN VOTING HEAVILY FAVORS DEMOCRATS
A LOT OF PLACES HAVEN'T COUNTED MAIL-IN VOTES YET
settle in, my darlings, with your drink and snack of choice, and don't you dare despair at what is only the beginning of this
A LOT OF PLACES HAVEN'T COUNTED MAIL-IN VOTES YET
settle in, my darlings, with your drink and snack of choice, and don't you dare despair at what is only the beginning of this
WE ARE WATCHING
GUESSES
AND
PROJECTIONS
SOME GUESSES ARE MORE EDUCATED THAN OTHERS
BUT
THIS
IS
NOT
EVEN
CLOSE
TO
OVER
GUESSES
AND
PROJECTIONS
SOME GUESSES ARE MORE EDUCATED THAN OTHERS
BUT
THIS
IS
NOT
EVEN
CLOSE
TO
OVER
nothing tonight is binding
nothing tonight is set
nothing that happens tonight can defeat us
don't concede
count every damn vote
nothing tonight is set
nothing that happens tonight can defeat us
don't concede
count every damn vote
Let me tell you this about Michigan
The secretary of state estimates that it could take until NOVEMBER 6TH for all ballots to be counted and a winner to be declared
MAIL
IN
BALLOTS
The secretary of state estimates that it could take until NOVEMBER 6TH for all ballots to be counted and a winner to be declared
IN
BALLOTS
Let me tell you this about Wisconsin
THEY WERE NOT ALLOWED TO START PROCESSING ABSENTEE BALLOTS UNTIL TODAY
*START* processing
this is not going to be a for sure thing tonight by ANY stretch
THEY WERE NOT ALLOWED TO START PROCESSING ABSENTEE BALLOTS UNTIL TODAY
*START* processing
this is not going to be a for sure thing tonight by ANY stretch
Let me tell you this about Texas
MOST OF THE LARGE URBAN AREAS DO NOT HAVE RESULTS IN YET
MOST OF THE LARGE URBAN AREAS DO NOT HAVE RESULTS IN YET
Let me tell you more specifically about battleground state absentee ballots
(source: WaPo)
(source: WaPo)
ALSO REMEMBER THOSE 300K VOTES THAT HAVEN'T BEEN DELIVERED YET
UPDATE FROM 3 MINUTES AGO
they still have MULTIPLE batches to report and THAT IS JUST PHILLY
we
currently
know
nothing
they still have MULTIPLE batches to report and THAT IS JUST PHILLY
we
currently
know
nothing
urban areas take longer to count
because urban areas have more people
and URBAN AREAS ARE OFTEN MORE LIBERAL
small counties can tabulate faster
rural areas in particular lean red
(yes, I know you know, but sometimes you need outside validation)
because urban areas have more people
and URBAN AREAS ARE OFTEN MORE LIBERAL
small counties can tabulate faster
rural areas in particular lean red
(yes, I know you know, but sometimes you need outside validation)
here, let me show you just how little we know right now
Joe is winning in IDAHO
that's how little we know
with 1/3 of the vote in, JOE IS WINNING IDAHO
ain't no WAY Joe wins Idaho
numbers mean nothing, loves -- just keep supporting each other and keep the faith
Joe is winning in IDAHO
that's how little we know
with 1/3 of the vote in, JOE IS WINNING IDAHO
ain't no WAY Joe wins Idaho
numbers mean nothing, loves -- just keep supporting each other and keep the faith
(I went to high school in Idaho, and trust me when I say I am ROLLING at this misleading ridiculousness)
another example of just how little literally ANYONE knows
(lulz @ F*x News having Biden that far ahead)
(lulz @ F*x News having Biden that far ahead)
according to the WaPo live video, Tr*mp voters are largely spouting conspiracy theories re: why they voted for him sooooooooooooo
(ALSO yes, we know nothing, but we very-closely-to-know that in my dear Washington State where we all vote by mail/drop-off, Tr*mp is getting whomped with 87% of votes in)
AN UPDATE
in AZ, anyone who requested a mail-in ballot and then dropped it off today WILL NOT BE COUNTED until tomorrow
in AZ, anyone who requested a mail-in ballot and then dropped it off today WILL NOT BE COUNTED until tomorrow
This is not The One Election Day To Rule Them All™️
This is Day 1 of Election Week
(and for a couple of states Election Month)
Day 1
Day 1 of many
This is Day 1 of Election Week
(and for a couple of states Election Month)
Day 1
Day 1 of many
Let me tell you about North Carolina
They count absentee ballots that arrive as late as Nov 12th, so THERE WILL DEFINITELY be some counting for AT LEAST NINE DAYS after Election Day
They count absentee ballots that arrive as late as Nov 12th, so THERE WILL DEFINITELY be some counting for AT LEAST NINE DAYS after Election Day
Tr*mp's lead is only 75K votes in NC with 95% of the vote in
but after 9 more days of mail-in votes?
WHO KNOWS
but after 9 more days of mail-in votes?
WHO KNOWS
*stares in Latinx*
Qᵤé 𝒸ₐᵣₐⱼₒ
while there's a lull, let's take some dessert breaths
and let's be very clear
for most of the states that have been "called" thus far -- THEY ARE NOT SURPRISES
they suck, but they're not surprises
did we ever think Utah or Oklahoma was going to go blue?
did anyone even dream Washington or Maryland was going to go red?
for most of the states that have been "called" thus far -- THEY ARE NOT SURPRISES
they suck, but they're not surprises
did we ever think Utah or Oklahoma was going to go blue?
did anyone even dream Washington or Maryland was going to go red?
The majority of these states' results were determined decades ago
would it be nice if they came to their senses? sure
but we have absolutely no reason to stress about them clinging to what we knew they would
would it be nice if they came to their senses? sure
but we have absolutely no reason to stress about them clinging to what we knew they would
Okay, tweeps
Watch this
then take a break
walk around your house just for a minute
take a bathroom break
refill your glass
close your eyes and just BREATHE
Watch this
then take a break
walk around your house just for a minute
take a bathroom break
refill your glass
close your eyes and just BREATHE
https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/1323356358520020992
(okay, I'm going to take a quick break to be petty
I f*cking hate Ohio
I love you, my OH babies! SO VERY MUCH!
but I hated living there with all the depths of my soul, and I'm growling wrathfully at it now)
I f*cking hate Ohio
I love you, my OH babies! SO VERY MUCH!
but I hated living there with all the depths of my soul, and I'm growling wrathfully at it now)
ngl anyone calling TX rn looking pretty sus
there's still an entire day of absentee votes to be counted tomorrow
chill
there's still an entire day of absentee votes to be counted tomorrow
chill
breathe
breathe again
stare straight into that storm
or block it out and don't let it touch you
either way
we're not falling behind or running late
we're not standing still
we are lying in wait
breathe again
stare straight into that storm
or block it out and don't let it touch you
either way
we're not falling behind or running late
we're not standing still
we are lying in wait
SOMETHING TO CELEBRATE!
OUR FIRST TRANS STATE SENATOR!
everyone take a moment and rejoice with her -- what a trailblazer!
OUR FIRST TRANS STATE SENATOR!
everyone take a moment and rejoice with her -- what a trailblazer!
https://twitter.com/USATODAY/status/1323820349688025089
okay, looks like Uncle Joe is going to come out and speak soon?
will keep you updated
will keep you updated
OKAY UNCLE JOE IS SPEAKING
"We feel good about where we are -- we really do!
I'm here to tell you tonight we feel like we're on track to win this election!
IT AIN'T OVER UNTIL EVERY BALLOT IS COUNTED!"
I'm here to tell you tonight we feel like we're on track to win this election!
IT AIN'T OVER UNTIL EVERY BALLOT IS COUNTED!"
Biden says they think they're still in the game in Georgia and feeling good about Wisconsin, Michigan, and Minnesota
He says he's sure they're definitely going to win Pennsylvania
He says he's sure they're definitely going to win Pennsylvania
but he says it's not his place or Tr*mp's to declare who wins, but the American people
but he reiterates that he's feeling very optimistic
but he reiterates that he's feeling very optimistic
quoting his grandpa: "JOEY, KEEP THE FAITH"
quoting his grandma: "NO, JOEY, SPREAD IT!"
"We're gonna win this!"
quoting his grandma: "NO, JOEY, SPREAD IT!"
"We're gonna win this!"
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTS OF HONKING AND CHEERING AND MUSIC SO OKAY I CAN BREATHE
He actually does sound pretty confident, so I am praying beyond praying that he's right
He actually does sound pretty confident, so I am praying beyond praying that he's right
YOU HEARD THE MAN, CHICKADEES
I know it was only a few minutes, but I actually do feel a little calmer
. . . . and then, of course, Tr*mp tweets "A BIG WIN" and my eyes just rolled back in my head
. . . . and then, of course, Tr*mp tweets "A BIG WIN" and my eyes just rolled back in my head
Okay, Florida is definitely a disappointment, but I will remind you that we still have more votes to count tomorrow -- even if Biden doesn't take it, it might be closer than it looks rn
Tw*tter just flagged Tr*mp's latest tweet as misleading about an election and spreading misinformation SHOCKING
(we're up but they're trying to steal shit from us etc etc etc)
(we're up but they're trying to steal shit from us etc etc etc)
look, I don't agree with Uncle Joe on many things, but I don't get a panic attack when I hear his voice or see him tweet, so that is a major point in his favor
If you want to watch Uncle Joe's speech, go to 2:20
https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1323862422084493312
UPDATE FROM GEORGIA
A note
For Biden to cross 270 with the 219 that have already been called for him by the WaPo . . .
One path is that he would need to take Wisconsin (10), Michigan (16), Pennsylvania (20), and Nevada (6) to get to 271
Arizona (11) would get him to 282
For Biden to cross 270 with the 219 that have already been called for him by the WaPo . . .
One path is that he would need to take Wisconsin (10), Michigan (16), Pennsylvania (20), and Nevada (6) to get to 271
Arizona (11) would get him to 282
Or, since AZ is looking mighty blue, he could lose Wisconsin and still be at 272
That's not even counting NC or GA or TX, which we have like zero idea about
Biden is also currently leading by 1.4 million in the popular vote (without MANY of those mail-in votes counted yet)
another reminder that there's still a lot of variation in the calls from tonight
and yet ANOTHER that states HAVE flipped from their calls before
and yet ANOTHER that states HAVE flipped from their calls before
AN UPDATE FROM MY DEAR WASHINGTON
Inslee (D) just won his 3rd term (59-41)
A measure to make sex ed classes mandatory in WA schools passed (60-40)
Inslee (D) just won his 3rd term (59-41)
A measure to make sex ed classes mandatory in WA schools passed (60-40)
WaPo has just saed that Biden has a LOT of possible yet uncounted votes in the urban areas and Houston suburbs, which is why they're not calling it yet
Another update from Washington State
one of the most important things I voted for is heading for OVERWHELMING passage
one of the most important things I voted for is heading for OVERWHELMING passage
"an inquest is required when an action, decision, or possible failure to offer appropriate care by a member of a law enforcement agency might have contributed to a person's death"
ACTION
DECISION
POSSIBLE FAILURE TO OFFER APPROPRIATE CARE
holding law enforcement more accountable
ACTION
DECISION
POSSIBLE FAILURE TO OFFER APPROPRIATE CARE
holding law enforcement more accountable
AND
"Charter Amendment No. 1 would also require the county to assign an attorney to represent the decedent's family in the inquest proceeding. The family would have the option to accept or decline representation by the attorney."
"Charter Amendment No. 1 would also require the county to assign an attorney to represent the decedent's family in the inquest proceeding. The family would have the option to accept or decline representation by the attorney."
This may not sound like a big thing, but this is another huge thing that is likely to pass tonight -- replacing key language in the charter that changes "citizen" to "public" "member of the public" or "resident"
THIS IS ACTUALLY HUGE
THIS IS ACTUALLY HUGE
Including non-citizens in the language is H U U U U U U U U U U U G E
I am so damn happy about this one
I am so damn happy about this one
ohmygods NYT SAYING GA TILTING BIDEN with a 63% CHANCE?????????????????
oh gods okay I'm calm I'm cool I'm not flipping out I'm gonna B R E A T H E
lol I know AK most likely isn't going to go blue, but I do find it funny that they won't count absentee ballots until Nov 10-18
gonna enjoy that small blue shift 🤣
gonna enjoy that small blue shift 🤣
Tr*mp is probs going to speak soon, and way more people are wearing M*GA hats than masks and gods above, can @brownbookworm's missives to Lucifer be answered soon????
oh f*ck they have two teleprompters set up is this good or bad
UPDATE FROM PENNSYLVANIA (via NYT)
another pause for breathing
If you need @HamillHimself to tell you to breathe with "The Force Theme" on a loop while you watch and wait for more results, I highly recommend it
mute your TV and close your eyes
you don't even have to go anywhere or move or put down your snacks
just press play and let Uncle Luke help you chill for as long as you need
you don't even have to go anywhere or move or put down your snacks
just press play and let Uncle Luke help you chill for as long as you need
hoo boy here we go Tr*mp family coming into the CROWDED WITH PEOPLE room and nobody's got masks
Lucifer, @brownbookworm and I are counting on you to do your thing now
Lucifer, @brownbookworm and I are counting on you to do your thing now
(okay, I'm taking my own advice and muting my TV -- this man's voice gives me panic attacks and triggers my gag reflex, so I'm gonna listen to Uncle Luke instead and wait for the WaPo to summarize Tr*mp's nonsense in a coherent manner)
and in the meantime . . . Latinx fam, I know we hail from 30+ countries and speak gods only know how many languages and dialects and will never stop fighting over who has the best food (jk it's Argentina), but . . . we really have to do better
We're not a monolith
Far from it
But we can all do better, mi gente
we can do better at talking to our communities and extended fam (even the ones outside the US if we still have family there)
it's not just about voting -- it's about understanding what's important to us
Far from it
But we can all do better, mi gente
we can do better at talking to our communities and extended fam (even the ones outside the US if we still have family there)
it's not just about voting -- it's about understanding what's important to us
I know there are a lot of taboo topics, especially in immigrant/diaspora communities (trust me, I've stepped on those metaphorical land mines), but we've got to keep having those conversations
Tr*mp took half the Latinx vote in FL -- compared to 35% in 2016
He also took a lot of Latinx support in GA and OH
Yes, my AZ loves turned out big for Biden!
But the fact that he PICKED UP even more of us after this shitshow year, regardless of country of origin, is 😒
He also took a lot of Latinx support in GA and OH
Yes, my AZ loves turned out big for Biden!
But the fact that he PICKED UP even more of us after this shitshow year, regardless of country of origin, is 😒
ah, lovely
according to the WaPo, Tr*mp just basically declared victory and said Biden was running fraudulent efforts and that he wants to stop everybody counting in PA blah blah blah idiocy and lies etc
according to the WaPo, Tr*mp just basically declared victory and said Biden was running fraudulent efforts and that he wants to stop everybody counting in PA blah blah blah idiocy and lies etc
wow
when this bro finally shows up to the party, you know shit's getting serious 😬😬😬
when this bro finally shows up to the party, you know shit's getting serious 😬😬😬
yeah, that
Biden still leading by 1.64M in the popular vote
Note that I'm VERY pleased to see the networks and newspapers with some version of the headline "Tr*mp FALSELY CLAIMS"
. . . . . . the fck
UPDATE
1.4M mail-in votes still to be counted in PA
1.4M mail-in votes still to be counted in PA
UPDATE: Wisconsin says it's going to drop more data in an hour or two, so GIMME DAT DATA
UPDATE: PA not giving another update until 9 AM Eastern time
I really, really appreciate how many times the networks are hammering home WE KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO TAKE A LONG TIME IT ALWAYS TAKES A LONG TIME THIS ISN'T UNUSUAL TR*MP IS WRONG
NO FCKING SHIT CHRIS
BOTH CHRISES!
WISCONSIN UPDATE IN 35 MIN OR SO
OKAY, I'm going to pause to take a very long, very hot shower and try to bring my heart rate down
nobody do anything exciting without me
nobody do anything exciting without me
okay
took 2 pages of notes on the Nano book in the shower on matriarchal political systems
I'm back in the game
took 2 pages of notes on the Nano book in the shower on matriarchal political systems
I'm back in the game
OHAI F*X
CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU'D SAID ALL THIS S O O N E R
CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU'D SAID ALL THIS S O O N E R
NEW INFO NEW INFO NEW INFO FROM MILWAUKEE
. . . . . in half an hour, they're going to give us lots of votes
FFS GUYS DON'T DO THIS TO ME
(they brought in the hard drives and plugged stuff in so the numbers and votes are tabulated and shit)
WELP GOOD THING I JUST TOOK A SHITTON OF VIT B
FFS GUYS DON'T DO THIS TO ME
(they brought in the hard drives and plugged stuff in so the numbers and votes are tabulated and shit)
WELP GOOD THING I JUST TOOK A SHITTON OF VIT B
but hey, Milwaukee is reporting no speed bumps, irregularities, or obstacles in any form
this is good
I AM CHANNELING MY INNER AARON BURR HERE
this is good
I AM CHANNELING MY INNER AARON BURR HERE
okay, the thing in 35 min is Milwaukee county only at this point
https://twitter.com/mattsmith_news/status/1323914505638809601
I agree with two of these adjectives
THIS
tr*mp didn't invent or create any of these attitudes
he just exploited them and made racists/sexists/homophobes more bold in asserting them
tr*mp didn't invent or create any of these attitudes
he just exploited them and made racists/sexists/homophobes more bold in asserting them
https://twitter.com/austin_walker/status/1323832145681547265
Something to remember, chickadees
the sweeping, dramatic political and social changes we see in books and movies usually involve overthrowing or burning the system down
we're still working within the same system as we try to effect change
the sweeping, dramatic political and social changes we see in books and movies usually involve overthrowing or burning the system down
we're still working within the same system as we try to effect change
okay, CNN just called Hawai'i for Biden (a large shock obvs)
but back to my previous point -- ironically, it's the other side trying to burn the system down so . . . . 🤷
Michigan wants to have things done by the end of today (Wednesday) -- they had previously projected it might take until the end of Friday
Wisconsin is dropping news in approx 10 min
until then
I want you to B R E A T H E
until then
I want you to B R E A T H E
currently Jedi-ing with my TV sound off
ᵦₜ𝓌 Bᵢ𝒹ₑₙ ᵢₛ ₙₒ𝓌 ₐₕₑₐ𝒹 ᵢₙ 𝓌ᵢₛ𝒸ₒₙₛᵢₙ
ANYWHO
unclench your jaw
put your damn shoulders down
relax your spine
if you're ADHD like me and have to fidget, I recommend putting your hands in your lap -- palm up -- and running your thumb over one of your fingers or your palm
(or rub a stress rock :P)
unclench your jaw
put your damn shoulders down
relax your spine
if you're ADHD like me and have to fidget, I recommend putting your hands in your lap -- palm up -- and running your thumb over one of your fingers or your palm
(or rub a stress rock :P)
roll your neck around in both directions
don't feel the need to rush it
stretch your arms in any manner you like
roll your shoulders a few times
one muscle at a time, unclench from head to toe
don't feel the need to rush it
stretch your arms in any manner you like
roll your shoulders a few times
one muscle at a time, unclench from head to toe
Milwaukee County says that Wisconsin wants to be done with everything in the next 3-4 hours or so
WISCONSIN PROVISIONAL BALLOTS ARE UP ON THE WEBSITE AND MUST BE CORRECTED AND RETURNED BY FRIDAY 4 PM
WISCONSIN, CHECK UR BALLOTS
WISCONSIN PROVISIONAL BALLOTS ARE UP ON THE WEBSITE AND MUST BE CORRECTED AND RETURNED BY FRIDAY 4 PM
WISCONSIN, CHECK UR BALLOTS
Milwaukee County said Green Bay was an hour or so behind them -- apparently one of the vote-counting machines ran out of ink 🤣
An update on who has called which races thus far -- note that there is still some variance!
nytimes.com/interactive/20…
nytimes.com/interactive/20…
"Tr*mp attacks legitimate vote counting efforts, claims fraud without basis"
"Tr*mp falsely claims victory despite several states still to be called"
the two CNN banners rn
"Tr*mp falsely claims victory despite several states still to be called"
the two CNN banners rn
oh dear gods, I just flipped channels, and the words "Tr*mp Wins" came up, and I just about had a heart attack
NOT TO FEAR
IT WAS JUST SHOWING HYPOTHETICAL SITUATIONS
holy gods, I'm wound tighter than a bloody spring
BACK TO MEDITATING
NOT TO FEAR
IT WAS JUST SHOWING HYPOTHETICAL SITUATIONS
holy gods, I'm wound tighter than a bloody spring
BACK TO MEDITATING
ANOTHER QUEER WIN
Everyone go celebrate with them!
Everyone go celebrate with them!
https://twitter.com/GoodTransNews/status/1323933448713736193
Biden currently winning popular vote by 2,261,970
while you're waiting for results, loves, I highly recommend checking your local races and provisions and amendments and issues
you may find some hope and relief there to tide you over
you may find some hope and relief there to tide you over
votes can still come in for DAYS, so long as they are postmarked by election day, in many states
the majority of those mail-ins will be democrats
could it be enough to tip the presidential scale? no clue
could it be enough to sway local races? COULD BE
the majority of those mail-ins will be democrats
could it be enough to tip the presidential scale? no clue
could it be enough to sway local races? COULD BE
UPDATE:
Nevada has paused and is not giving another update until tomorrow (11/5) -- they ARE down to mail-in ballots for the most part at this point
they also have an extended deadline for absentee ballots
Nevada has paused and is not giving another update until tomorrow (11/5) -- they ARE down to mail-in ballots for the most part at this point
they also have an extended deadline for absentee ballots
okay, chickadees, going to see if I can get a couple hours of sleep -- see you soon😘
Groggily popping on to update that Tr*mp has already asked for a recount in Wisconsin, a state he's now projected to lose -- only one small township has yet to report results
Wisconsin doesn't certify results until December 1st, but the recount is not expected to change anything
Wisconsin doesn't certify results until December 1st, but the recount is not expected to change anything
Also lulz at the WaPo typo
My exhausted brain is currently 6 years old 🤣
My exhausted brain is currently 6 years old 🤣
A counting update on 5 swings
Also hey remember when we said D*Joy was going to subvert the democratic process and sabotage the vote?
Guess what
He subverted the democratic process and sabotaged the vote 🙃
Guess what
He subverted the democratic process and sabotaged the vote 🙃
As of a few min ago, Biden is leading in Michigan by 45,000 votes with 94% of the votes counted
Am I giving the most dirty of side-eyes to 3rd party candidates again this year?
Yes
Yes, I am
Yes
Yes, I am
Another reminder, my darlings, that considering how much the cheeto has tried to discredit mail in voting -- and the 40 r*publican lawsuits trying to suppress votes -- that THE TR*MP CAMPAIGN KNEW THEY WERE PROBABLY GOING TO LOSE
You don't prep a nigh-treasonous fascist coup strategy like this so far in advance unless you anticipate you're going to need it
We always knew he was going to lose the popular vote
We always knew even though the electoral college is shit, he had a good shot at losing that too
We always knew he was going to lose the popular vote
We always knew even though the electoral college is shit, he had a good shot at losing that too
Also with 94% of the vote tallied in Michigan, their Democratic senator is winning with about 1000 votes
YEAH, YOUR VOTE MATTERS
YEAH, YOUR VOTE MATTERS
Yep
Uncle Joe is buckling in for a fight
Like I said, chickadees, we're in for a very long month(s?)
Uncle Joe is buckling in for a fight
Like I said, chickadees, we're in for a very long month(s?)
Tr*mp's lead in GA is down to 83,000 votes with 93% of the vote in
Guess where the votes are that they still have to count 👀👀👀
Guess where the votes are that they still have to count 👀👀👀
Don't hold your breath for Pennsylvania results anytime soon
Tr*mp's lead is roughly 462K -- BUT at last update, they still had 1.3 million ballots to count
Guess where THOSE votes are 👀👀👀
Tr*mp's lead is roughly 462K -- BUT at last update, they still had 1.3 million ballots to count
Guess where THOSE votes are 👀👀👀
In NC, Tillis is giving a victory speech, but Cunningham has not conceded
He's in a pretty sizeable hole, but it's not impossible that he could make at least some of that ground up with absentee and provisional votes
Not holding out much hope for him, however
He's in a pretty sizeable hole, but it's not impossible that he could make at least some of that ground up with absentee and provisional votes
Not holding out much hope for him, however
Portland gonna Portland
*stares into the camera*
(yes, we knew this was probably going to happen hours ago, but it doesn't make it any less vexing)
(yes, we knew this was probably going to happen hours ago, but it doesn't make it any less vexing)
P.S. I know I've been shouting this all night, but even when races are called, there's still a lot of counting to be done (especially in states with extended absentee deadlines) and nothing is certain until states certify said counts
This is especially pertinent to local races
This is especially pertinent to local races
*S I G H*
GODS ABOVE, THEY FINALLY CALL WISCONSIN ALLE-FREAKING-LUIA
A recount probably won't start for a week or two, and it's going to cost Tr*mp about $3 million
Note that he did pick up some extra votes in the 2016 recount -- a whole 131 of them! 🤣
Note that he did pick up some extra votes in the 2016 recount -- a whole 131 of them! 🤣
Aaaaaaand the Tr*mp campaign has now filed a lawsuit in Michigan in an attempt to stop all counting
the excuse is looking mighty flimsy, but we'll see what a judge says 🙄
the excuse is looking mighty flimsy, but we'll see what a judge says 🙄
*stares in Yertle*
Discount Palpatine over here trying to pretend to oppose Tr*mp when he's really just setting up the exact same strategy couched in smoother rhetoric and less delusional screaming
(count now, lawsuit later)
Discount Palpatine over here trying to pretend to oppose Tr*mp when he's really just setting up the exact same strategy couched in smoother rhetoric and less delusional screaming
(count now, lawsuit later)
Remember what I said Tr*mp's lead in Georgia was 83,000?
It's down to 79,500
And there's still more counting to do
It's down to 79,500
And there's still more counting to do
BUT
let me tell you something
Now that Wisconsin has been called . . . if Biden wins Arizona, Nevada, and Michigan . . .
that's it
that's the ballgame
That's 270 exactly without Pennsylvania, Georgia, or North Carolina
let me tell you something
Now that Wisconsin has been called . . . if Biden wins Arizona, Nevada, and Michigan . . .
that's it
that's the ballgame
That's 270 exactly without Pennsylvania, Georgia, or North Carolina
AND many media outlets, including AP and F*x News, have already called Arizona for Biden
Which means just Nevada and Michigan to go, both of which are trending Biden's way
Biden is also currently leading in the popular vote by just over 3 million votes
Which means just Nevada and Michigan to go, both of which are trending Biden's way
Biden is also currently leading in the popular vote by just over 3 million votes
A note on AZ -- there are still about 500,000 (or more depending on provisional ballots) to tally, and they're not going to be done today
Arizona voters also have until next week to verify signatures and fix problems with ballots
Arizona voters also have until next week to verify signatures and fix problems with ballots
A reminder on NV -- there will be no results updates from them until noon Eastern tomorrow (Thursday)
They also have extended deadlines for more ballots to arrive
They also have extended deadlines for more ballots to arrive
AZ UPDATE
The next big update is coming at 9 PM eastern (that's 6 PM my time) TONIGHT
5 HOURS AND 39 MINUTES
The next big update is coming at 9 PM eastern (that's 6 PM my time) TONIGHT
5 HOURS AND 39 MINUTES
As of this moment, Biden is leading by 93,500 with 86% of the vote counted
Most of the remaining votes to be counted are in counties looking mighty blue
Most of the remaining votes to be counted are in counties looking mighty blue
Looks like Uncle Joe will have something to say soon
BREATHING BREAK
CNN just called Michigan for Biden
With AZ already called for him in some places, he literally just needs Nevada
With AZ already called for him in some places, he literally just needs Nevada
I feel so much better about looking longingly over the border when I was living in OH 🤣
CNN WH reporter saying that Tr*mp campaign are literally pinning hopes on AZ flipping back to them and on lawsuits in MI and PA
they're also saying that the WI recount isn't looking like it would actually change anything (lol ya think?)
they're also saying that the WI recount isn't looking like it would actually change anything (lol ya think?)
Ahéhee' to my Diné neighbors and classmates who came out in AZ and NM🙏
https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/1322041288896729093
(I grew up in NM 3 miles from the border of the Navajo Nation -- close enough that our signs in elementary and middle school were in English, Spanish, and Navajo
did you know over 1/3 of NM's population speaks a non-English language?)
did you know over 1/3 of NM's population speaks a non-English language?)
UPDATE FROM AZ
615,000 still to be counted in AZ
Maricopa County has 450,000 of those
615,000 still to be counted in AZ
Maricopa County has 450,000 of those
*now = again
If you want to watch the count LIVE in Maricopa County (AZ), there are feeds in
Signature Verification Room A
Signature Verification Room B
Early Ballot Processing, Mail Room
Early Ballot Processing A
Early Ballot Processing B,
Ballot Tabulation Center
recorder.maricopa.gov/multimedia/btc…
Signature Verification Room A
Signature Verification Room B
Early Ballot Processing, Mail Room
Early Ballot Processing A
Early Ballot Processing B,
Ballot Tabulation Center
recorder.maricopa.gov/multimedia/btc…
may the gods have mercy on your soul if you decide to, but I support your life choices if it'll help
Tr*mp's lead is 68,315 in Georgia
they're still counting votes in heavily Democratic areas
if Biden wins 60% of the remaining vote, he's in business
they're still counting votes in heavily Democratic areas
if Biden wins 60% of the remaining vote, he's in business
An update from international observers
I hereby claim the entire snack aisle in every grocery store in the state of washington
also all the ice cream
also all the ice cream
Some Tr*mp officials are suggesting that Tr*mp will not meet with Biden or come to the inauguration or cooperate with the transition
MSNBC commentator comparing him to the toddler in the mall who is screaming and stamping his feet and refusing to move
MSNBC commentator comparing him to the toddler in the mall who is screaming and stamping his feet and refusing to move
I have no idea if this is accurate, so don't quote me, but my cynical self wonders if Biden's message of "they're not our enemies there are no red/blue states I'm taking care of all of you" is purely strategic
Because, I mean, that's what I would do
Because, I mean, that's what I would do
if I wanted to project a stark contrast to my opponent and pry moderates and undecideds away from him, that's exactly what I would do
I would preach unity and harmony and healing even if I was ready to shiv my opponents
is that what he's doing?
no idea
I would preach unity and harmony and healing even if I was ready to shiv my opponents
is that what he's doing?
no idea
WH sources are saying that they're bleeding GOP support because of Tr*mp's behavior and that the mood is continually darkening
other GOP sources are saying they believe the lawsuits are just pointless ambulance-chasing behavior
Biden campaign was hoping to have a victory rally tonight with fireworks, but they are getting the word out that they do not want to declare victory prematurely and are waiting to watch the race play out
MARK KELLY IS AHEAD BY 144,000 VOTES
Gary Peters is ahead by 14,000 votes
Tillis has declared victory by 96,000 votes, but Cunningham still has not conceded
Jon Ossof is not looking great, but a runoff is still possible
Dems would have to pick up 4 R*pub states to get majority
Gary Peters is ahead by 14,000 votes
Tillis has declared victory by 96,000 votes, but Cunningham still has not conceded
Jon Ossof is not looking great, but a runoff is still possible
Dems would have to pick up 4 R*pub states to get majority
(AKA probs not going to happen, which is not great, but we're still waiting on House races too)
Dems gotta go home and re-think their lives for the next 2 years
OH
A FUN STAT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SHITSHOW
the US just recorded over 100,000 new corona cases in one day
that's a record
not a great one
ONE
HUNDRED
T H O U S A N D
IN
A SINGLE
D A Y
A FUN STAT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SHITSHOW
the US just recorded over 100,000 new corona cases in one day
that's a record
not a great one
ONE
HUNDRED
T H O U S A N D
IN
A SINGLE
D A Y
Tr*mp's lead is down to 60,365 in GA
it was 83,000 two hours ago
it was 83,000 two hours ago
20,000-50,000 votes yet to be counted in NV
in Clark County, Dems have been outpacing Repubs 2:1 in mail-ins
in Clark County, Dems have been outpacing Repubs 2:1 in mail-ins
update from GA, PA, and NV
GA may be headed to a recount because of how "razor thin" it currently is
Tr*mp's lead has been cut in half in PA thus far with many ballots still to be tallied
NV is releasing additional ballots later today instead of tomorrow
GA may be headed to a recount because of how "razor thin" it currently is
Tr*mp's lead has been cut in half in PA thus far with many ballots still to be tallied
NV is releasing additional ballots later today instead of tomorrow
an update on which media outlets have called which races
F*x has Biden at 264 😱
F*x has Biden at 264 😱
Tr*mp's lead in GA is down to 57,000 votes
An update from NC
Final totals probably aren't going to be known until the 12th, but it would be a pretty steep climb to make up the ground on Tillis and Tr*mp
Final totals probably aren't going to be known until the 12th, but it would be a pretty steep climb to make up the ground on Tillis and Tr*mp
CNN believes there are 185,000 votes left in GA
Biden would need 65-67% of that to win
Tr*mp would need 31-33%
reminder that these ARE coming from very blue counties, but TEMPER EXPECTATIONS
Biden has thus far won 71% of the vote in GA today
(94% of the vote in)
Biden would need 65-67% of that to win
Tr*mp would need 31-33%
reminder that these ARE coming from very blue counties, but TEMPER EXPECTATIONS
Biden has thus far won 71% of the vote in GA today
(94% of the vote in)
New numbers in PA
difference is currently 266,754 in Tr*mp's favor
110,000 votes to go in Pittsburg (Steelers are sending them dinners) and several hundred thousand in Philly
they're saying Friday is the most likely time to actually call the race
difference is currently 266,754 in Tr*mp's favor
110,000 votes to go in Pittsburg (Steelers are sending them dinners) and several hundred thousand in Philly
they're saying Friday is the most likely time to actually call the race
MSNBC analyst is predicting Biden to be a narrow favorite in PA when looking at all of the yet-uncounted absentee ballots
200,000 votes (give or take) still out in NV
Biden only needs to win 45-47% of that to win, and the votes are overwhelmingly in blue counties
Biden only needs to win 45-47% of that to win, and the votes are overwhelmingly in blue counties
interesting breakdown from Wisconsin
Tr*mp's lead in GA down to 54,000
(I have 11 election-related tabs open as well as 2 news stations, guys
my aspie/ADHD multi-tasking and hyperfocus are coming in CLUTCH)
my aspie/ADHD multi-tasking and hyperfocus are coming in CLUTCH)
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA MCCONNELL SAYS HE WANTS TO NOW PASS COVID RELIEF BEFORE THE END OF THE YEAR
Mike Lee just last week compared Tr*mp to Captain Moroni
f*cking garbage human
f*cking garbage human
https://twitter.com/aseitzwald/status/1324095568315060236
on MSNBC, Professor at Duke Law School says Tr*mp campaign literally has no legal claim or problem to challenge the vote in any state -- he says it's only to set up the politics
Biden campaign goes further and calls said lawsuits "pathetic" 🤣
btw Biden up 93,016 in AZ, in case you didn't hear that earlier
1.1 M votes still to be counted in PA
Biden needs 68-70% of those to win PA
Tr*mp needs 28-30%
BUT because Biden's winning most of the absentee votes, it's not impossible for him
Biden needs 68-70% of those to win PA
Tr*mp needs 28-30%
BUT because Biden's winning most of the absentee votes, it's not impossible for him
Btw
Biden is winning 79.4% in Philly with only 70% of the votes reported
Biden is winning 79.4% in Philly with only 70% of the votes reported
Tr*mp's lead in PA is now 259,000
Analyst on MSNBC says Biden has a psychological advantage going into the Tr*mp lawsuits because judges are much more comfortable and likely to maintain status quo than overturn presidential races
Biden currently leads in the popular vote by 3,125,449
Atlanta holding a press conference very soon, says CNN, to update the numbers
I'm chill
I'm totally chill
I'm chill
I'm totally chill
S I I I I I I I I I G G G G G H H H H H H
https://twitter.com/meganmesserly/status/1324136085086105600
KLAS confirms
GA INFO COMING
they are bringing in new people and expect the count to go to midnight (eastern) or later
they only have 5 scanners and 5 openers atm bc of space reasons
they're going to do more frequent updates for the rest of the night
they are bringing in new people and expect the count to go to midnight (eastern) or later
they only have 5 scanners and 5 openers atm bc of space reasons
they're going to do more frequent updates for the rest of the night
GA says NO BALLOTS ARE REJECTED DURING THIS PROCESS
adjudicators determine voter intent if there's any ambiguity
adjudicators determine voter intent if there's any ambiguity
in GA, provisional ballots and overseas ballots, etc have until Friday to come in
A blatant and sobering article to read while you're waiting for more results
washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/styl…
washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/styl…
Both Tr*mp and Biden campaigns have called a lid for the night (guessing that's in response to the Nevada news)
if something major happens, I'm sure they'll show up, but otherwise, we're going to have to sleep on this
if something major happens, I'm sure they'll show up, but otherwise, we're going to have to sleep on this
PA is reporting that they're probably going to need a couple more days to get everything counted
take your time, bbs
take your time, bbs
Tr*mp's lead in GA is down to 47,000
Tr*mp's lead in PA down to 245,000
it was 259,000 half an hour ago
it was 266,754 an hour ago
it was 462,000 five hours ago
it was 259,000 half an hour ago
it was 266,754 an hour ago
it was 462,000 five hours ago
Biden leading popular vote by 3,413,488
AZ UPDATE
Maricopa County anticipating new data soon and then one more dump a few hours after that
so 2 BIG FCKING UPDATES
Maricopa County anticipating new data soon and then one more dump a few hours after that
so 2 BIG FCKING UPDATES
remember that Biden is up by 93,000 votes in AZ -- they haven't updated us in A V LONG TIME
okay, they're projecting 90 minutes until the first big dump
time for some B R E A T H I N G
time for some B R E A T H I N G
GA UPDATE: Tr*mp campaign has filed lawsuits in MI, PA, and GA🙄
they haven't released what they intend to do, but I'm guessing it's another flimsy cupcake shit thing
they haven't released what they intend to do, but I'm guessing it's another flimsy cupcake shit thing
Biden campaign has told staffers and aides to not gloat or use this moment to mock Tr*mp people, but that they are still confident that they've got this shit
okay, GA lawsuit statement:
Deputy campaign manager is claiming mail-in ballots are being counted that were received after the 7 PM deadline and that everyone should stop counting ballots until this (stupid) issue is resolved
Deputy campaign manager is claiming mail-in ballots are being counted that were received after the 7 PM deadline and that everyone should stop counting ballots until this (stupid) issue is resolved
ONE OF THE PRESIDENT'S OFFSPRING
OHMYGODS, CNN JUST CALLED HIM "ONE OF THE PRESIDENT'S OFFSPRING" i am D E A D
OHMYGODS, CNN JUST CALLED HIM "ONE OF THE PRESIDENT'S OFFSPRING" i am D E A D
"I get the sense that these lawsuits are about maintaining a narrative and trying to act like they're viable for as long as possible" -- CNN analyst. "If Tr*mp had a healthy lead in GA, this would not be happening"
one GA senate race called to be headed to a run-off between Raphael Warnock (32.4%) and
Kelly Loeffler (26.2%)
Reverend Warnock delivered the opening remarks for the late John Lewis' service
in the other Senate race, Perdue holds a lead of 140,404 over Ossoff
Kelly Loeffler (26.2%)
Reverend Warnock delivered the opening remarks for the late John Lewis' service
in the other Senate race, Perdue holds a lead of 140,404 over Ossoff
GA UPDATE
Tr*mp's lead is now 43,955
it was 47,000 half an hour ago
Tr*mp's lead is now 43,955
it was 47,000 half an hour ago
apparently everyone is freaking out at the WH because they had zero idea that GA would be close at ALL -- this morning they thought GA was totally safe
TR*MP GA LEAD DOWN TO 37,684
OHMYGODSOHMYGODSOHMYGODS
OHMYGODSOHMYGODSOHMYGODS
IT WENT DOWN 6,271 IN THE PAST 25 MIN
Tr*mp's lead in PA down to 199,542
it was 245,000 an hour ago
it was 245,000 an hour ago
(I haven't done math this feverishly since my ACTs)
okay, bbs, taking a break to walk the puppy
keep in mind while I'm gone that AK numbers mean very little bc they haven't even started counting absentee
I SHOULD BE BACK IN TIME FOR MARICOPA
keep in mind while I'm gone that AK numbers mean very little bc they haven't even started counting absentee
I SHOULD BE BACK IN TIME FOR MARICOPA
ALSO 122,500 votes still to count in GA!
NEW TOTALS FROM AZ AND I'M STILL OUTSIDE OMG GOTTA RUN HOME
79,173 for the Biden AZ lead? Am I caught up?
GA Tr*mp lead is back up to 38,996, according to CNN
some good news coming out of AZ -- Kelly is up by 131,636 over McSally
515,000 votes uncounted in AZ -- Biden only needs 40-42% of them to win
another reminder of who has called what
a reminder that Tr*mp was up 372K votes in GA at midnight last night
another GA update from Fulton County -- 29,000 ballots still to adjudicate
PA Tr*mp lead is 186,760
AZ UPDATE
more results coming in at 1 AM eastern and 9 AM eastern
buckle in, guys, that's not for another 3 hours
more results coming in at 1 AM eastern and 9 AM eastern
buckle in, guys, that's not for another 3 hours
GA Tr*mp lead is 37,370 -- the lowest it's been all day!
GA Perdue (R) lead is 133,039 over Ossoff (D) -- down from 140,404 an hour ago
Perdue is still juuuuuuuuuuuust over the 50% mark at 50.2%
Perdue is still juuuuuuuuuuuust over the 50% mark at 50.2%
there is a West Wing gif for everything
and, unshockingly, Biden is 3,520,423 ahead in the popular vote
I need Joey Lucas here to sign-yell at me to chill tf out
NV is saying they're not in a hurry and it could take a while to get results -- Nov 10th is the last day signatures can be challenged and absentee ballots only have to be postmarked by election day
GA TR*MP LEAD IS 33,300
THAT'S 4,000 LOWER THAN 15 MINUTES AGO
THAT'S 4,000 LOWER THAN 15 MINUTES AGO
the WH is not having a good time 🙏
a note: in GA, if a candidate falls with a 1% margin, a recount can be requested -- but there is no AUTOMATIC recount -- within 2 days of the votes being certified
Tr*mp is only 0.7% ahead
a note: in GA, if a candidate falls with a 1% margin, a recount can be requested -- but there is no AUTOMATIC recount -- within 2 days of the votes being certified
Tr*mp is only 0.7% ahead
TR*MP GA LEAD DOWN TO 32,858
YEAH, IT'S ONLY A 442 VOTE CHANGE, BUT I'M STILL HAPPY
YEAH, IT'S ONLY A 442 VOTE CHANGE, BUT I'M STILL HAPPY
PA Tr*mp lead down to 184,397
2,363 down from half an hour ago
2,363 down from half an hour ago
GA TR*MP LEAD DOWN TO 31,306
1,552 LOWER THAN 7 MINUTES AGO
1,552 LOWER THAN 7 MINUTES AGO
GA Perdue's (R) lead down to 125,979 over Ossoff (D)
it was 133,039 half an hour ago
it was 140,404 an hour and a half ago
Perdue is still juuuuuuuuuuuust over the 50% mark at 50.1%
it was 133,039 half an hour ago
it was 140,404 an hour and a half ago
Perdue is still juuuuuuuuuuuust over the 50% mark at 50.1%
PA Tr*mp lead down to 170,403
DOWN 14,000 FROM 10 MINUTES AGO
DOWN 14,000 FROM 10 MINUTES AGO
update from AZ -- about 100-200 Tr*mp supporters (largely unmasked) are protesting outside of the Maricopa County Elections Dept
and yes, they tried to get in and yell at poll workers
the sheriff's dept asked them to leave with no tear gas or beatings or arrests 🙃
and yes, they tried to get in and yell at poll workers
the sheriff's dept asked them to leave with no tear gas or beatings or arrests 🙃
there is a large sheriff's dept presence outside -- they are positioned all around the building and escorting poll workers to their cars so that the protestors don't attack or harass them
parts of the outside are also roped off
parts of the outside are also roped off
AZ update: another batch of ballots set to drop in an hour and a half
YOU HEARD IT HERE
(I just realized I haven't actually eaten anything, and it's 7:45 PM . . . TIME FOR SOME DAMN GF PIZZA)
Haven't talked much about NC, but Tr*mp's lead is only 76,701, and they're not expected to have a count by the 12th at the earliest
Reminder that Biden ONLY needs to win 40-42% of the remaining votes in AZ to win
breathe, loves
B R E A T H E
breathe, loves
B R E A T H E
PA UPDATE: 763,000 mail-in ballots have not yet been counted
120,000 of them are in Philly
120,000 of them are in Philly
PA Tr*mp lead is down to 164,418
it was 170,403 half an hour ago and 184,393 an hour ago -- down 20,000 in last hour
absentee votes have been 4 to 1 in Biden's favor
it was 170,403 half an hour ago and 184,393 an hour ago -- down 20,000 in last hour
absentee votes have been 4 to 1 in Biden's favor
Biden only needs to win 59-61% of those 765,000 uncounted votes
Biden is getting 78-80% of the votes in many Democratic areas
Biden is getting 78-80% of the votes in many Democratic areas
GA says 90,000+ uncounted ballots
Biden needs only 53-55% of that to win
Tr*mp would need 44-46%
G U Y S
Biden needs only 53-55% of that to win
Tr*mp would need 44-46%
G U Y S
Biden is averaging 71% of the vote that is coming in today in GA
I am just like O.O
49.7-49.1% in GA rn
I am just like O.O
49.7-49.1% in GA rn
uh
guys
ummmmmmm
TR*MP'S GA LEAD IS 28,521
I RAN THE NUMBERS THREE TIMES, I SWEAR
guys
ummmmmmm
TR*MP'S GA LEAD IS 28,521
I RAN THE NUMBERS THREE TIMES, I SWEAR
GA Perdue's (R) lead down to 123,688 over Ossoff (D)
it was 125,979 an hour ago
it was 133,039 an hour and a half ago
it was 140,404 two and a half hours ago
Perdue is still juuuuuuuuuuuust over the 50% mark at 50.1%
it was 125,979 an hour ago
it was 133,039 an hour and a half ago
it was 140,404 two and a half hours ago
Perdue is still juuuuuuuuuuuust over the 50% mark at 50.1%
YES CNN IS TALKING ABOUT HOW "THE LATINO VOTE" IS NOT A THING BC WE'RE NOT A MONOLITH AND WE'RE "31 FLAVORS OF LATINO" IN THIS COUNTRY, BLESS YOU
she's saying in no uncertain terms that we should not base "the latino turnout" just on Miami bc we're turning out huge elsewhere
she's saying in no uncertain terms that we should not base "the latino turnout" just on Miami bc we're turning out huge elsewhere
"You have to understand -- we Cuban-Americans in Florida are traumatized. We fled communism. You start talking about "super left-wing" and it evokes an emotional response in many," says the commentator
Biden still up big in the popular vote by 3,462,646
as of this very moment . . . 72,055,975 people have voted for him 😱
as of this very moment . . . 72,055,975 people have voted for him 😱
(and as of this very moment, you can put 68,593,329 on your "dead to me" list)
HAPPY THURSDAY, MY EAST COAST BBS
YOU STILL HANGING IN THERE?
YOU STILL HANGING IN THERE?
AZ supposed to be dropping numbers in the next 5-15 minutes, and I am definitely not chowing on pizza with one hand and refreshing with the other
AZ update: the Maricopa County Elections Dept building is going to CLOSE -- there is a HUGE crowd outside, and they're going to have to evacuate the building
CNN is the last news crew allowed there, and they're leaving soon
protestors are also blocking election workers' cars
CNN is the last news crew allowed there, and they're leaving soon
protestors are also blocking election workers' cars
THERE ARE PEOPLE ARMED WITH LONG GUNS AND SEMI-AUTOMATIC RIFLES BECAUSE AZ IS AN OPEN CARRY STATE
20 min from now, there will be numbers released, but things are getting REALLLLLLLLLY dicey with the crowd getting larger and larger
what the FUCK
what the FUCK
Maricopa County is going to send out an electronic press release instead of relaying the results directly the news crews who are now being evacuated
the best part of this shitshow is that Tr*mp is LOSING AND THESE IDIOTS ARE TRYING TO GET THEM TO STOP COUNTING WTF HOW STUPID ARE YOU
hey, police dept, there are ARMED protestors with SEMI-AUTOMATIC WEAPONS AND RIOT VESTS and somehow there is no tear gas or beatings or arrests 🤔🤔🤔
Gods above
GA update: Atlanta was originally going to stop at 3 AM, but they're going to just push through it and do the whole she-bang
17,000 absentee mail-ins JUST IN ATLANTA
no more statements will be released from them, just numbers
17,000 absentee mail-ins JUST IN ATLANTA
no more statements will be released from them, just numbers
CNN saying we probably won't know tonight about AZ and GA -- not a huge surprise
PA definitely not going to be tonight, of course
PA definitely not going to be tonight, of course
Another AZ update -- unless something drastic changes, they're going to vote to decriminalize marijuana (it's winning by 500,000 votes)
Something that should have made much more of a dent than it did -- not only did we hit 100,000 new covid cases . . . we had 1,130 covid deaths today
over a thousand people gone in a single day, and 48% (thus far) want this callous, incompetent asshole to stay in office
GA TR*MP LEAD IS 25,600
IT WAS 28,521 AN HOUR AGO
ALMOST 3000 VOTES
IT WAS 28,521 AN HOUR AGO
ALMOST 3000 VOTES
PHILLY SAYS IT MIGHT HAVE A BIG UPDATE OVERNIGHT HAVE YOU NO COMPASSION FOR MY NERVES
If AZ keeps to their schedule, they should be updating us in 15 min or so, but with the armed mob of fascists outside, I'm not sure how feasible that's going to be
fireworks and spray paint = arrests
semi-automatic weapons = rope off a couple areas
I'm going to lose it
semi-automatic weapons = rope off a couple areas
I'm going to lose it
okay, while I'm waiting for shit to come in, I want to update you guys on Biden's current margins on the states they already called for him
California: Biden by 3,923,836 -- 66% reporting
Colorado: Biden by 407,149 -- 90% reporting
Connecticut: Biden by 270,473 -- 96% reporting
California: Biden by 3,923,836 -- 66% reporting
Colorado: Biden by 407,149 -- 90% reporting
Connecticut: Biden by 270,473 -- 96% reporting
Delaware: Biden by 95,574 -- 99% reporting
DC: Biden by 244,112 -- 80% reporting
(okay, just gotta chuckle @ Tr*mp getting fewer than 15,000 votes in DC)
Hawai'i: Biden by 169,200 -- 96% reporting
Illinois: Biden by 637,632 -- 88% reporting
Maine: Biden by 70,551 -- 99% reporting
DC: Biden by 244,112 -- 80% reporting
(okay, just gotta chuckle @ Tr*mp getting fewer than 15,000 votes in DC)
Hawai'i: Biden by 169,200 -- 96% reporting
Illinois: Biden by 637,632 -- 88% reporting
Maine: Biden by 70,551 -- 99% reporting
Maryland: Biden by 590,725 -- 73% reporting
Massachusetts: Biden by 1,165,306 -- 99% reporting
Michigan: Biden by 135,605 -- 99% reporting
Minnesota: Biden by 232,541 -- 99% reporting
New Hampshire: Biden by 57,867 -- 99% reporting
New Jersey: Biden by 663,718 -- 66% reporting
Massachusetts: Biden by 1,165,306 -- 99% reporting
Michigan: Biden by 135,605 -- 99% reporting
Minnesota: Biden by 232,541 -- 99% reporting
New Hampshire: Biden by 57,867 -- 99% reporting
New Jersey: Biden by 663,718 -- 66% reporting
New Mexico: Biden by 96,731 -- 95% reporting
New York: Biden by 845,184 -- 78% reporting
Oregon: Biden by 377,751 -- 87% reporting
Rhode Island: Biden by 101, 076 -- 96% reporting
Vermont: Biden by 130,117 -- 92% reporting
Virginia: Biden by 409,471 -- 99% reporting
New York: Biden by 845,184 -- 78% reporting
Oregon: Biden by 377,751 -- 87% reporting
Rhode Island: Biden by 101, 076 -- 96% reporting
Vermont: Biden by 130,117 -- 92% reporting
Virginia: Biden by 409,471 -- 99% reporting
Washington: Biden by 802,447 -- 85% reporting
Wisconsin: Biden by 20,535 -- 99% reporting
WHEW that was a lot of math
Wisconsin: Biden by 20,535 -- 99% reporting
WHEW that was a lot of math
GA TR*MP LEAD IS 22,567
IT WAS 25,600 HALF AN HOUR AGO
IT WAS 28,521 AN HOUR AND A HALF AGO
3000 MORE VOTES
IT WAS 25,600 HALF AN HOUR AGO
IT WAS 28,521 AN HOUR AND A HALF AGO
3000 MORE VOTES
AZ update: CNN news crew that was evacuated is safe and are now reporting from down the street
15-20 min delay on the AZ results but they've said the counting is continuing safely
15-20 min delay on the AZ results but they've said the counting is continuing safely
it's been 18 minutes GIVE ME DATA
AZ protest update: still about 200 people, lots holding flags, shouting chants, very few masks, over a dozen guys in camo with AR-15's
MSNBC reporter on the scene says it feels like the violent protests he's covered in Brazil and Venezuela
MSNBC reporter on the scene says it feels like the violent protests he's covered in Brazil and Venezuela
apparently they're screaming conspiracy theories about how there is No Way™️ that Maricopa County could go blue and that there must be fraud etc etc etc
reporter says the situation is fluid with some organizers saying they'll camp out
some people are slowly drifting back home, but even more are showing up with guns
some people are slowly drifting back home, but even more are showing up with guns
MSNBC having a conversation about how Black voters -- and particularly Black women -- have been saving Biden and Democrats
so when do the armed mobs trying to interfere with legitimate vote-counting get tear gassed?
Biden currently leading in the popular vote by 3,475,570
72,075,757 voters have now voted for him
68,600,187 voters are now on my perpetual shitlist
72,075,757 voters have now voted for him
68,600,187 voters are now on my perpetual shitlist
there are people with semi-automatic weapons trying to disrupt the democratic process, and the cops are just keeping an eye on them
And yet in Portland
And yet in Portland
https://twitter.com/gravemorgan/status/1324242783876476931
AZ
arrest the fascists
count the votes
arrest the fascists
count the votes
A reminder that only F*x News and AP have now called AZ for Biden
we're going to get an influx of votes very soon, and that should give us a better sense of the race
we're going to get an influx of votes very soon, and that should give us a better sense of the race
Reminder about our biggest swing states right now
GA: Tr*mp lead is 22,567 -- 0.4% margin
PA: Tr*mp lead is 164,418 -- 2.6% margin
AZ: Biden lead is 79,173 -- 2.8% margin
all three states still have absentee ballots to count in major urban areas
GA: Tr*mp lead is 22,567 -- 0.4% margin
PA: Tr*mp lead is 164,418 -- 2.6% margin
AZ: Biden lead is 79,173 -- 2.8% margin
all three states still have absentee ballots to count in major urban areas
GA update: 13,000 absentee ballots still to be counted just in Fulton County
if I don't get new data soon, I am going to yeet both myself and my pizza out the window
me @ my computer
I am legit going to wear a hole in my stress rock crystal thing
NEW INFO NEW INFO NEW INFO COME ON GIVE IT TO ME INJECT IT IN MY VEEEEEEEEEEINS
PER CNN NEW NUMBERS FROM MARICOPA COUNTY
PER CNN NEW NUMBERS FROM MARICOPA COUNTY
AZ: 62,000 ballots were just counted
Biden 912,585
Trump 838,071
Biden still has a 74,514 lead
Biden 912,585
Trump 838,071
Biden still has a 74,514 lead
aaaaaaaaaaand that did exactly nothing to alleviate my nerves
Maricopa County still has roughly 312,000 ballots to count
Maricopa County is not giving out any more data tonight, so we probably won't know anything else until morning fml
oh wait, hearing that those numbers are now updated
1,469,341 Biden
1,400,951 Tr*mp
so that's a lead of 68,390 lead for Biden
but they're saying that the next batch of votes, based on drop-off/mail-in timing will likely skew more Democratic
BUT WE HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL MORNING
1,469,341 Biden
1,400,951 Tr*mp
so that's a lead of 68,390 lead for Biden
but they're saying that the next batch of votes, based on drop-off/mail-in timing will likely skew more Democratic
BUT WE HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL MORNING
CLARIFICATION FROM ABOVE -- the numbers posted first (Biden 912,585 and Tr*mp 838,071) were the totals IN MARICOPA COUNTY
the updated numbers shown above are from AZ as a whole
the updated numbers shown above are from AZ as a whole
sorry I didn't clarify -- my brain is a lorge pile of mush
okay, doesn't look like there's going to be much else tonight, so I'm going to try and get 5 or 6 hours of sleep and hop back on when shit gets interesting again
Blearily checked the numbers to find that TR*MP'S LEAD IN GA IS 18,144
AZ is 2 hours late with an update, and more NV numbers are said to be coming in an hour
PA Tr*mp leads by 135,628 with 87% reporting
Also . . . does Tr*mp realize that it we stop the count, he instantly loses?
Tr*mp: STAHP TEH COUNT
The count:
The count:
Okay, while we're waiting for results, watch this 2-minute video of the count getting bleep-censored every single time he says "count"
I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe
I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe
Further proof that the count will save us
TR*MP'S GA LEAD IS 14,765
Tr*mp's PA lead is 124,874
Tr*mp's PA lead is now 121,859
3000 down in 12 min 👀
3000 down in 12 min 👀
TR*MP'S GA LEAD IS 14,250
Tr*mp's PA lead is 116,226
Yeah, Tr*mp's lead has shrunk by 515 in GA and by 8,648 in PA just in the last 25 minutes
NEW NEVADA NUMBERS THANK THE GODS
Biden: 597,353
Tr*mp: 585,311
Biden's lead is now 12,042 -- up nearly 4000 from where it was last night
Biden: 597,353
Tr*mp: 585,311
Biden's lead is now 12,042 -- up nearly 4000 from where it was last night
Biden only needed like 40% of the remaining votes to win NV
he got 64% of the votes that just came in from Clark County
he got 64% of the votes that just came in from Clark County
another quick NV dump (about 1000 votes)
Biden: 597,703
Tr*mp: 585,912
Biden's lead is 11,791
Biden: 597,703
Tr*mp: 585,912
Biden's lead is 11,791
another little Nevada dump (DAMN THEY WORKING QUICKLY NOW)
Biden: 598,003
Tr*mp: 586,545
Biden's lead is 11,458
Biden: 598,003
Tr*mp: 586,545
Biden's lead is 11,458
small PA dump
Tr*mp's lead is now 115,164 -- down 1,062 from 15 min ago
Tr*mp's lead is now 115,164 -- down 1,062 from 15 min ago
loooool Nevada is just teasing me now -- they dumped a grand total of 20 votes in
OH and a race I forgot to update!
in GA, Perdue (R) is leading Ossoff (D) by only 111,786
why is that good news, you may ask?
WELL
if neither candidate gets 50% of the vote, it goes to a run-off
Perdue is sitting E X A C T L Y at 50%
he goes down by even 0.1% and . . .
in GA, Perdue (R) is leading Ossoff (D) by only 111,786
why is that good news, you may ask?
WELL
if neither candidate gets 50% of the vote, it goes to a run-off
Perdue is sitting E X A C T L Y at 50%
he goes down by even 0.1% and . . .
TR*MP'S GA LEAD IS 14,100
I KNOW THAT'S ONLY LIKE 150 VOTES BUT IT'S STILL GOING DOWN
I KNOW THAT'S ONLY LIKE 150 VOTES BUT IT'S STILL GOING DOWN
btw
24 hours ago, Tr*mp was leading by 618K votes in PA
it's down to 115K
24 hours ago, Tr*mp was leading by 618K votes in PA
it's down to 115K
NV UPDATE
Biden: 603,807
Tr*mp: 592,020
Biden's lead is 11,787
IT'S GOIN UP AGAIN, AMIGOS
Biden: 603,807
Tr*mp: 592,020
Biden's lead is 11,787
IT'S GOIN UP AGAIN, AMIGOS
a note in PA -- 35,000 ballots are in limbo in Allegheny County bc of one of Tr*mp's frivolous lawsuits
TR*MP'S GA LEAD DOWN TO 13,539
ANOTHER 561 BITE THE DUST
ANOTHER 561 BITE THE DUST
NV update of about 1500-2000 votes
Biden: 604,251
Tr*mp: 592,813
Biden's lead is 11,438
Biden: 604,251
Tr*mp: 592,813
Biden's lead is 11,438
Biden campaign has put out a message to their supporters: "Stay patient and stay calm"
she also says to C H I L L re: Arizona because YES, the margin will tighten, but they still believe they'll win it
Biden campaign is not expecting to know a winner today -- they're guessing tomorrow
Biden campaign is not expecting to know a winner today -- they're guessing tomorrow
meanwhile, Tr*mp's message is "If you count the legal votes, I easily win the election"
internal aides are apparently discussing him doing a "miracle run" a la Grover Cleveland and winning the presidency back in 2024🙄
UPDATE FROM GA
50,401 VOTES TO GO
AND THERE IS STILL TIME (until 5 PM tomorrow) FOR ABSENTEE AND CURED BALLOTS
50,401 VOTES TO GO
AND THERE IS STILL TIME (until 5 PM tomorrow) FOR ABSENTEE AND CURED BALLOTS
guys
Tr*mp's lead is ONLY 13,500 IN GA
Tr*mp's lead is ONLY 13,500 IN GA
Nevada is reminding people that so long as ballots are postmarked by Nov 3rd, they will still be accepted until Nov 10th @ 5 PM
NV news conference update -- there are tens of thousands of ballots still to be counted, and they will not be done until at EARLIEST tomorrow morning
60,000 provisional ballots ALONE
60,000 provisional ballots ALONE
NEVADA
YOU HAVE UNTIL THURSDAY NOVEMBER 12TH TO CURE YOUR BALLOT IF THERE WERE DISCREPENCIES OR ERRORS
CHECK
YOUR
BALLOTS
YOU HAVE UNTIL THURSDAY NOVEMBER 12TH TO CURE YOUR BALLOT IF THERE WERE DISCREPENCIES OR ERRORS
CHECK
YOUR
BALLOTS
Nevada officials are saying that they want to be done with the bulk of their mail-in ballots on saturday or sunday fmlllllllllll
remember when I said this, chickadees?
we're in for the long haul
we're in for the long haul
https://twitter.com/RaeLoverde/status/1323850002397982720
Clark County spokesperson is saying he is worried about his staff (and that his mother and wife are worried about HIM) and that they are having additional security come in to protect them
they are also tightening who can get in
they are also tightening who can get in
PA UPDATE
Tr*mp's lead is now 114,042
Tr*mp's lead is now 114,042
(a note from the NV press conference -- the man giving information is the Registrar of Voters)
omg all of you guys buying me ko-fis are the bessssssssst 😭😭😭
PA Sec of State says 550,000 ballots yet to be counted and that it is possible we could know the winner TODAY
(stares at Nevada)
They're ahead of schedule and MIGHT ACTUALLY BE DONE TODAAAAAAAAAAAY
(stares at Nevada)
They're ahead of schedule and MIGHT ACTUALLY BE DONE TODAAAAAAAAAAAY
WHICH MEANS WE ACTUALLY *COULD* HAVE A WINNER TODAY
WE DON'T EVEN NEED AZ AND NV TO GET THEIR REARS IN GEAR
PA WOULD PUT US AT 273
WE DON'T EVEN NEED AZ AND NV TO GET THEIR REARS IN GEAR
PA WOULD PUT US AT 273
PA Sec of State says that she does not believe the contested ballots will make a difference in the final outcome even if they are invalidated
(speaking of AZ, they were supposed to do an update about 5 hours ago, but they've been a black hole
THIS IS WORSE THAN QUERYING AND SUB PUT TOGETHER)
THIS IS WORSE THAN QUERYING AND SUB PUT TOGETHER)
Tr*mp's PA lead is now 111,400
that's down 2,642 from 20 minutes ago
that's down 2,642 from 20 minutes ago
ah
pro-Tr*mp protestors hanging out in H*rrisburg, PA and screaming STOP THE VOTE
the fun part is that the amendment to allow mail-in ballots to continue to arrive was passed as bipartisan legislation put forward by a Republican
pro-Tr*mp protestors hanging out in H*rrisburg, PA and screaming STOP THE VOTE
the fun part is that the amendment to allow mail-in ballots to continue to arrive was passed as bipartisan legislation put forward by a Republican
Uncle Joe currently going into a corona briefing in Wilmington -- looks like the potential transition is proceeding as planned
by contrast to the above protestors -- in B*cks County, PA, they are chanting COUNT EVERY VOTE
(Biden is ahead there by 7000, but 28,000 still to go)
(Biden is ahead there by 7000, but 28,000 still to go)
TR*MP'S GA LEAD IS 13,219
ANOTHER 320 DOWN
ANOTHER 320 DOWN
BTW -- the reason I'm not updating on NC even though they only have 94% of the vote in is because they haven't updated numbers in at least 13 hours and are not expected to know anything concrete until the 12th
Tr*mp campaign is now claiming thousands of illegitimate Nevada votes were sent to people who were not residents of NV
they also claim there are no election observers inside
they also claim there are no election observers inside
when asked to provide evidence -- and confronted with the proven fact that there are, in fact, both R*publican and Democratic election -- they hustled into their vans and could/would not provide any
GA UPDATE
Largest outstanding number of ballots to be counted is Chatham County (Savannah)
15,000-17,000 still to be counted
they want to be done by the end of business today, but no guarantees
Largest outstanding number of ballots to be counted is Chatham County (Savannah)
15,000-17,000 still to be counted
they want to be done by the end of business today, but no guarantees
the Chatham County vote will NOT be updated incrementally, but all at once tonight
they also have military votes coming in until 5 PM tomorrow
also most of the ones still to be counted are absentee ballots
they also have military votes coming in until 5 PM tomorrow
also most of the ones still to be counted are absentee ballots
there are an estimated 149,000 ballots still to be processed in NV -- Biden only needs to win 44-46% of them to hold/win Nevada
GAH, typo a few tweets ago -- there are both Dem and Rep election OBSERVERS in NV watching the tally
I still can't get over that the Tr*mp lead in GA Tuesday night was 600,000 . . . . . .
and now it's 13,220
and now it's 13,220
SMOL UPDATE FROM ARIZONA BUT GODS ABOVE IT'S NEW NUMBERS
Biden: 1,470,382
Tr*mp: 1,401,807
Biden leads by 68,575
his lead was previously 68,390
Biden: 1,470,382
Tr*mp: 1,401,807
Biden leads by 68,575
his lead was previously 68,390
lol you guys like my setup?
(also my phone)
(also my phone)
reporters are very confused by the armed crowds at Maricopa County since literally no AZ R*publican officials have been complaining about the validity of the process -- in fact, they've said it's proceeding quite smoothly
(also reports say while Biden is being briefed on covid and other issues while Tr*mp is watching tv in the oval office, and I'm chuckling just a small amount that is in fact very large)
TR*MP'S LEAD IN GA IS 12,825
THAT'S 395 MORE
THAT'S 395 MORE
Philly is currently having a masked "count every vote" rally -- BLESS YOU, LOVES
Legal scholars are also saying they're confused by G*uliani being the one to make the legal arguments down there bc he is "not the sharpest one to do so"
Legal scholars are also saying they're confused by G*uliani being the one to make the legal arguments down there bc he is "not the sharpest one to do so"
(guys, I've got my goldstone ring, my tiger eye + tiger iron worry stone, and my rainbow fluorite stress egg
I also have a red ribbon on my computer
THIS SUPERSTITIOUS ARGENTINE IS R E A D Y)
I also have a red ribbon on my computer
THIS SUPERSTITIOUS ARGENTINE IS R E A D Y)
NOTE that we have not seen the cheeto on camera for 36 hours
what a lovely period
what a lovely period
I'M SURE IT'S NOT A COINCIDENCE THAT MERCURY RETROGRADE ENDED AROUND THE SAME TIME . . . . .
PA update
Tr*mp's lead is now 108,614
ANOTHER 2,786 DOWN FROM 50 MIN AGO
Tr*mp's lead is now 108,614
ANOTHER 2,786 DOWN FROM 50 MIN AGO
Race has narrowed between Perdue (R) and Ossoff (D) in GA too!
Perdue's lead is only 110,487 -- down 1,300 from my last update
he's sitting RIGHT AT 50.0%
THIS COULD REALLY HAPPEN
THIS COULD REALLY GO TO A RUN-OFF
Perdue's lead is only 110,487 -- down 1,300 from my last update
he's sitting RIGHT AT 50.0%
THIS COULD REALLY HAPPEN
THIS COULD REALLY GO TO A RUN-OFF
THERE
ARE
STILL
AROUND
48,000
TO
COUNT
ARE
STILL
AROUND
48,000
TO
COUNT
CNN reporting that members of the Tr*mp campaign are wincing every time PA posts new numbers
OKAY breathing break
PA reporting 370,000 or so uncounted ballots
Biden needs 64-66% of those remaining votes to win
he's been winning 75% of the vote totals over the last 24 hours
Biden needs 64-66% of those remaining votes to win
he's been winning 75% of the vote totals over the last 24 hours
GA update -- Secretary of State is holding a press conference in 10 minutes so BUCKLE IN
SMOL AZ UPDATE
Biden: 1,470,560
Tr*mp: 1,402,431
Biden's lead is 68,129
his previous lead was 68,575
Biden: 1,470,560
Tr*mp: 1,402,431
Biden's lead is 68,129
his previous lead was 68,575
a reminder that the Biden campaign predicted that AZ would probably tighten
the lead was 68,390 an hour ago, then 68,575, then 68,129
the fluctuations aren't huge enough to draw conclusions at the moment
the lead was 68,390 an hour ago, then 68,575, then 68,129
the fluctuations aren't huge enough to draw conclusions at the moment
(also that dump was literally only 800 votes)
EMERGENCY BREATHING BREAK FOR THOSE OF YOU READING TOO MUCH INTO THIS
EMERGENCY BREATHING BREAK FOR THOSE OF YOU READING TOO MUCH INTO THIS
PA UPDATE
Biden: 3,127,518
Tr*mp: 3,236,110
Tr*mp's lead is 108,592, down 22 from before (lol)
Biden: 3,127,518
Tr*mp: 3,236,110
Tr*mp's lead is 108,592, down 22 from before (lol)
lol I'm so glad some of you guys are finding this helpful -- I feel like I'm sitting here like
GA SECRETARY OF STATE
47,277 BALLOTS STILL TO GO
County Breakdowns
Chatham - 17,157
Clayton - 6,026
DeKalb - 700
Floyd - 682
Forsyth - 7,113
Fulton - 7,305 (3900 provisionals)
Gwinnett -- 4,800 (4,400 are absentee)
Harris -- 3,641
Laurens -- 1,797 or 797
Taylor -- 456
47,277 BALLOTS STILL TO GO
County Breakdowns
Chatham - 17,157
Clayton - 6,026
DeKalb - 700
Floyd - 682
Forsyth - 7,113
Fulton - 7,305 (3900 provisionals)
Gwinnett -- 4,800 (4,400 are absentee)
Harris -- 3,641
Laurens -- 1,797 or 797
Taylor -- 456
he is emphasizing that they are not "DONE" until the actual certification date -- cured and military ballots are still coming in -- but that they hope to have "CLARITY" on the vote later today
worth noting that in Clayton alone, Biden is winning 82.8% of the votes
there are also 8,000 POTENTIAL military votes that may or may not come in -- that's the number of ballots that have been requested by military personnel, not confirmed or returned
AZ is freaking trolling me
they were supposed to do a big drop at 6 AM, and thus far they've only dropped 2,700 votes -- and they were like 5 hours late😭
they were supposed to do a big drop at 6 AM, and thus far they've only dropped 2,700 votes -- and they were like 5 hours late😭
Biden and Harris have now done briefings with their public health advisors as the US hit 104,000 coronavirus cases today
they also attended an economic briefing
they also attended an economic briefing
Dr. William Haseltine -- creator of ACCESS Health International, member of the AIDS Executive Committee of the NIH from 1986 to 1992 and Council of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious diseases from 1987 to 1991 -- predicts we could get up to 2,500 deaths a day
(Unlike some corona "advisors" I could name, this dude is EXTREMELY qualified
he was legit a professor in the Harvard Medical School Department of Pathology as well as the Cancer Biology Department, has studied retroviruses, AIDS, cancer, and has ACTUALLY CRAFTED PUBLIC POLICY)
he was legit a professor in the Harvard Medical School Department of Pathology as well as the Cancer Biology Department, has studied retroviruses, AIDS, cancer, and has ACTUALLY CRAFTED PUBLIC POLICY)
PA UPDATE
Biden: 3,134,275
Tr*mp: 3,236,920
Tr*mp's lead is down to 102,645
it was previously 108,592, down nearly 6000 from before!
Biden: 3,134,275
Tr*mp: 3,236,920
Tr*mp's lead is down to 102,645
it was previously 108,592, down nearly 6000 from before!
GA UPDATE
Biden: 2,425,417
Tr*mp: 2,438,181
Tr*mp's lead is down to 12,764 -- I WILL TAKE EVERY ONE OF THOSE 61 VOTES WE JUST PICKED UP
Biden: 2,425,417
Tr*mp: 2,438,181
Tr*mp's lead is down to 12,764 -- I WILL TAKE EVERY ONE OF THOSE 61 VOTES WE JUST PICKED UP
SMOL PA UPDATE
Tr*mp's lead is now 102,411, down 234 from 5 minutes ago
Tr*mp's lead is now 102,411, down 234 from 5 minutes ago
the important thing to note here in PA, even though it was a small dump, is the RATIO
600 votes were tallied
Biden won 417 of them -- 69.5% of them
Tr*mp won 183 -- 30.5% of them
that's ABOVE the % that Biden needs to maintain (62% give or take) to win PA
600 votes were tallied
Biden won 417 of them -- 69.5% of them
Tr*mp won 183 -- 30.5% of them
that's ABOVE the % that Biden needs to maintain (62% give or take) to win PA
Update from AZ -- the counters are making minimum wage and have had to deal with armed mobs
they still showed up
they're still counting
they still showed up
they're still counting
ANOTHER PA UPDATE
Biden: 3,136,423
Tr*mp: 3,237,555
Tr*mp's lead is down to 101,132 -- that's down 1,279 from 7 minutes ago!
Biden: 3,136,423
Tr*mp: 3,237,555
Tr*mp's lead is down to 101,132 -- that's down 1,279 from 7 minutes ago!
THIS IS EVEN MORE SIGNIFICANT RATIO-WISE
2,183 ballots were tallied
1,731 were for Biden -- a whopping 79.2% of those votes!
452 were for Tr*mp -- only 20.7%
2,183 ballots were tallied
1,731 were for Biden -- a whopping 79.2% of those votes!
452 were for Tr*mp -- only 20.7%
VOTES ARE COMING IN SO FAST, PA
Biden: 3,137,658
Tr*mp: 3,238,682
Tr*mp's lead is down to 101,024 -- down 108 from 3 minutes ago
Biden: 3,137,658
Tr*mp: 3,238,682
Tr*mp's lead is down to 101,024 -- down 108 from 3 minutes ago
While I take a breath, CNN is reporting that Tr*mp is ITCHING to get out in front of cameras, but his aides are locking him inside (metaphorically) bc they have no idea what the message would even be, considering that the map has just gotten worse and worse for him by the hour
AZ update
Biden: 1,471,024
Tr*mp: 1,403,118
Biden's lead is now 67,906, down 223 from an hour ago
the number of votes added was 1,151
Biden: 1,471,024
Tr*mp: 1,403,118
Biden's lead is now 67,906, down 223 from an hour ago
the number of votes added was 1,151
An update from Philly -- they have 85,000-90,000 mail-in votes left
Biden is winning 80.1% of the votes thus far
Biden is winning 80.1% of the votes thus far
HUUUUUUUUGE PA UPDATE
Biden: 3,142,463
Tr*mp: 3,240,387
TR*MP'S LEAD IS 97,924
THAT'S DOWN 3,100 FROM 13 MINUTES AGO
Biden: 3,142,463
Tr*mp: 3,240,387
TR*MP'S LEAD IS 97,924
THAT'S DOWN 3,100 FROM 13 MINUTES AGO
6410 VOTES ADDED
JOE WON 4,805 OF THEM
THAT'S 74.9%
JOE WON 4,805 OF THEM
THAT'S 74.9%
if Philly pulls this out, I promise I'll never make fun of Carson Wentz again even though he got the same stats as our 3rd string QB in last week's game
Biden set to speak in downtown Wilmington soon -- will update you as I go
OKAY HERE WE GO
He and Kamala just came from a public health briefing re: covid
- voters and no one else choose the president
- every vote must be counted
- be patient
- we continue to feel good
- we have no doubt that when the count is finished we'll be the winners
- stay calm
He and Kamala just came from a public health briefing re: covid
- voters and no one else choose the president
- every vote must be counted
- be patient
- we continue to feel good
- we have no doubt that when the count is finished we'll be the winners
- stay calm
that was like a grand total of 2 minutes, if that, and the message isn't new, but he's staying on brand
note that we still haven't seen Tr*mp for over 36 hours
note that we still haven't seen Tr*mp for over 36 hours
CNN pointing out that addressing covid right off the bat is "quasi-presidential" and that when he speaks of the death toll, he doesn't say it in a "numb" way, but with the weight of it
very small PA update:
Biden: 3,142,499
Tr*mp: 3,240,431
Tr*mp's lead is 97,932, only 8 votes up from before
the number of ballots added was only 80, so nothing really to read into
Biden: 3,142,499
Tr*mp: 3,240,431
Tr*mp's lead is 97,932, only 8 votes up from before
the number of ballots added was only 80, so nothing really to read into
Slightly larger PA update
Biden: 3,143,750
Tr*mp: 3,240,998
Tr*mp lead is now 97,248, down 684 from 3 minutes ago
Biden: 3,143,750
Tr*mp: 3,240,998
Tr*mp lead is now 97,248, down 684 from 3 minutes ago
Total of 1,818 votes added
Biden won 1251 -- 68.8% of them
Tr*mp won 567 -- 31.18% of them
Still an EXCELLENT ratio
Biden won 1251 -- 68.8% of them
Tr*mp won 567 -- 31.18% of them
Still an EXCELLENT ratio
Hearing from MSNBC that Tr*mp is planning on suing Nevada, asserting that the state mailed ballots to people who are dead or not NV citizens
Nevada doesn't seem to be fazed atm
Nevada doesn't seem to be fazed atm
Analysts are saying the campaign is trying a scattershot approach and just trying to make literally anything stick that they can
Tr*mp's son is screaming for the GOP to show up with support
GOP seems to be out at lunch -- a very long lunch 🤣
Tr*mp's son is screaming for the GOP to show up with support
GOP seems to be out at lunch -- a very long lunch 🤣
AZ Secretary of State
- 400,000-450,000 votes still to count
- 300,000 of those are in Maricopa
- they want to be done "by this weekend"
- provisional ballots have until Tues to resolve
- Maricopa is posting daily tabulation @ 7 PM mountain time every day
- 400,000-450,000 votes still to count
- 300,000 of those are in Maricopa
- they want to be done "by this weekend"
- provisional ballots have until Tues to resolve
- Maricopa is posting daily tabulation @ 7 PM mountain time every day
PA UPDATE
Biden: 3,147,799
Tr*mp: 3,243,483
Tr*mp's lead is 95,684, down 1,564 from 13 minutes ago
Biden: 3,147,799
Tr*mp: 3,243,483
Tr*mp's lead is 95,684, down 1,564 from 13 minutes ago
total of 6,534 ballots added
Biden won 4,049 -- 62% of the votes
Tr*mp won -- 38% of the votes
Biden won 4,049 -- 62% of the votes
Tr*mp won -- 38% of the votes
AZ Secretary of State says Maricopa -- and AZ, by extension -- will have a much clearer picture of the race tomorrow after 7 PM
AZ Secretary of State also says there are now NO MORE in-person votes in Maricopa County
the breakdown of remaining votes in the rest of the counties (that she's given us thus far)
Pima: 46,000
Yuma: 8,500
Coconino: 13,000
Pinal: 41,000
Gila: fewer than 500
Yavapai: 8,500
the breakdown of remaining votes in the rest of the counties (that she's given us thus far)
Pima: 46,000
Yuma: 8,500
Coconino: 13,000
Pinal: 41,000
Gila: fewer than 500
Yavapai: 8,500
PA UPDATE
Biden: 3,157,309
Tr*mp: 3,247,875
Tr*mp's lead is now 90,566, down 5,118 from 10 minutes ago
Biden: 3,157,309
Tr*mp: 3,247,875
Tr*mp's lead is now 90,566, down 5,118 from 10 minutes ago
13,902 ballots added
Biden won 9,510 -- 68.4% of them
Tr*mp won 4,392 -- 31.6% of them
Biden won 9,510 -- 68.4% of them
Tr*mp won 4,392 -- 31.6% of them
(lol is it too cheesy to say Tr*mp's getting ratio'd?)
GA UPDATE AND IT'S A BIG ONE
Biden: 2,430,153
Tr*mp: 2,439,678
Tr*mp's lead is DOWN TO 9,525 -- down 3,239 from an hour ago!
Biden: 2,430,153
Tr*mp: 2,439,678
Tr*mp's lead is DOWN TO 9,525 -- down 3,239 from an hour ago!
PA totals update
340,000 mail-in ballots yet to be counted, with 85,000-90,000 in Philly
All*gheny has 35,000-36,000 -- they won't be counted until tomorrow
340,000 mail-in ballots yet to be counted, with 85,000-90,000 in Philly
All*gheny has 35,000-36,000 -- they won't be counted until tomorrow
BREATHING BREAK
Another PA update
Of the ballots that have been tallied today, Biden is winning 78% of them -- WELL over the ratio he needs to pull out the win in PA
Of the ballots that have been tallied today, Biden is winning 78% of them -- WELL over the ratio he needs to pull out the win in PA
While I have half a second to breathe, thank you SO MUCH to everyone who has donated to my ko-fi 🙏
I appreciate your support so very much
I appreciate your support so very much
GA Secretary of State has scheduled a press conference for 5:30 eastern
GA is reminding us that GA has a ton of military bases, so they will be getting many military votes, which have until tomorrow at 5 PM to arrive
PA also doing a news conference very soon!
PA also doing a news conference very soon!
DAVID PERDUE (R) DIPPED BELOW 50%
HE'S AT 49.9%
IF NOTHING CHANGES, GA IS HEADING TO A RUN-OFF FOR BOTH SENATE SEATS
HE'S AT 49.9%
IF NOTHING CHANGES, GA IS HEADING TO A RUN-OFF FOR BOTH SENATE SEATS
Biden is currently leading the popular vote by 3,572,332
Biden: 72,639,239
Tr*mp: 69,066,907
meaning 69 million people are now on my perpetual shitlist
Biden: 72,639,239
Tr*mp: 69,066,907
meaning 69 million people are now on my perpetual shitlist
Pennsylvania news conference (complete with ASL translator!)
- military and overseas ballots are coming in and can still arrive until Tues
- provisional ballots still not in the count
- emphasizing the strength and security of the process of casting ballots by any method
- military and overseas ballots are coming in and can still arrive until Tues
- provisional ballots still not in the count
- emphasizing the strength and security of the process of casting ballots by any method
- POSSIBLE that we could have enough ballots to predict a clear winner tonight
- several hundred thousand ballots still to go
- final results are not certified 20 days after election
- most of the in-person votes have been counted
- reiterates provisional and military not in
- several hundred thousand ballots still to go
- final results are not certified 20 days after election
- most of the in-person votes have been counted
- reiterates provisional and military not in
- no firm numbers on provisional ballots
- majority of counting will be done by tomorrow night
- they are still ahead of schedule
- only instance of attempted fraud they've seen is one guy who tried to apply for a ballot for his deceased mother several weeks ago
- majority of counting will be done by tomorrow night
- they are still ahead of schedule
- only instance of attempted fraud they've seen is one guy who tried to apply for a ballot for his deceased mother several weeks ago
- none of the ballots that arrived after election day have been counted yet
- secretary of state has increased security to keep the poll workers and counting staff and her staff safe
- the amount of ballots that have arrived after election day is very small
- secretary of state has increased security to keep the poll workers and counting staff and her staff safe
- the amount of ballots that have arrived after election day is very small
- (this one is from me) after the PA secretary of state suggested going to the website to check real-time PA vote breakdowns, it got so swamped that I can't access it without a "server busy" message 🤣
For Biden to not only pass Tr*mp but win PA by 40,000 votes, he only has to win 70% of the remaining votes
he has thus far won the ballots counted today by 78%
he has thus far won the ballots counted today by 78%
PA UPDATE
Biden: 3,158,232
Tr*mp: 3,248,283
Tr*mp's lead is 90,051 -- down 515 votes from 45 min ago
Biden: 3,158,232
Tr*mp: 3,248,283
Tr*mp's lead is 90,051 -- down 515 votes from 45 min ago
1,331 ballots added
Biden won 923 -- 69%
Tr*mp won 408 -- 30.6%
Biden won 923 -- 69%
Tr*mp won 408 -- 30.6%
small PA update
Biden: 3,160,855
Tr*mp: 3,250,999
Tr*mp lead is 90,144 -- up 93 votes from 2 minutes ago
Biden: 3,160,855
Tr*mp: 3,250,999
Tr*mp lead is 90,144 -- up 93 votes from 2 minutes ago
not 100%, of course, but I'm guessing these numbers are from a red county -- Biden and Tr*mp split the vote 49%-51%
HAHAHAHAHA W E L P looks like Tr*mp's aides could only keep him locked in the closet for so long -- he's scheduled to make remarks (gods only know what) in half an hour (6:30 Eastern)
HUUUUUUUUUUUUGE PA UPDATE
Biden: 3,181,789
Tr*mp: 3,260,127
TR*MP'S LEAD IS 78,338 -- DOWN 11,806 FROM 10 MINUTES AGO FLY EAGLES FLYYYYYYYYYY
Biden: 3,181,789
Tr*mp: 3,260,127
TR*MP'S LEAD IS 78,338 -- DOWN 11,806 FROM 10 MINUTES AGO FLY EAGLES FLYYYYYYYYYY
30,062 total votes added
Biden won 20,934 -- 70% of the votes
Tr*mp won 9,128 -- 30% of the votes
AND THIS IS FROM CUMBERLAND COUNTY
THIS IS USUALLY TR*MP COUNTRY
BIDEN JUST WON 70% OF THE VOTES IN A TR*MP COUNTY
Biden won 20,934 -- 70% of the votes
Tr*mp won 9,128 -- 30% of the votes
AND THIS IS FROM CUMBERLAND COUNTY
THIS IS USUALLY TR*MP COUNTRY
BIDEN JUST WON 70% OF THE VOTES IN A TR*MP COUNTY
3,000 ballots left to count in Erie County, where Biden has just overtaken Tr*mp 64,576 to 64,528
The ratio of ballots for Biden here (boooooyah mail-in votes) has been 4 to 1
this is a county that is 88.2% White
The ratio of ballots for Biden here (boooooyah mail-in votes) has been 4 to 1
this is a county that is 88.2% White
AZ update
Biden: 1,475,680
Tr*mp: 1,410,501
Biden's lead is 65,179, down 2,727 from several hours ago
note that these are NOT from Maricopa County, as they will not post for another few hours
Biden: 1,475,680
Tr*mp: 1,410,501
Biden's lead is 65,179, down 2,727 from several hours ago
note that these are NOT from Maricopa County, as they will not post for another few hours
Also fuck DeJoy
Biden's team has been told that it is POSSIBLE that they could celebrate tonight BUT ALSO NOT CERTAIN
small GA update of 593 votes
Biden: 2,430,499
Tr*mp: 2,439,925
Tr*mp's lead is now 9,426, down by 99 from the last update
Biden: 2,430,499
Tr*mp: 2,439,925
Tr*mp's lead is now 9,426, down by 99 from the last update
ANOTHER HUGE PA UPDATE
Biden: 3,185,418
Tr*mp: 3,260,869
Tr*mp's lead is now 75,451, down 2,887 from 20 minutes ago!
Biden: 3,185,418
Tr*mp: 3,260,869
Tr*mp's lead is now 75,451, down 2,887 from 20 minutes ago!
4,371 ballots tallied
Biden won 3,629 -- 83% of them!
Tr*mp won 742 -- 17%
I AM DYYYYYYYING AT THAT RATIO
Biden won 3,629 -- 83% of them!
Tr*mp won 742 -- 17%
I AM DYYYYYYYING AT THAT RATIO
okay, before the cheeto speaks, everyone take a moment to breathe
WHEW
gird your loins, chickadees
the cheeto is making his entrance
gird your loins, chickadees
the cheeto is making his entrance
Tr*Mp
"if you count the legal votes, I easily win" -- my gods, he's reading his TWEETS AT THE PODIUM IN THE WEST WING
"I ALREADY WON DESPITE BIG MEDIA, BIG MONEY, AND BIG TECH
THE POLLSTERS GOT IT KNOWINGLY WRONG
THERE WAS NO BLUE WAVE"
"if you count the legal votes, I easily win" -- my gods, he's reading his TWEETS AT THE PODIUM IN THE WEST WING
"I ALREADY WON DESPITE BIG MEDIA, BIG MONEY, AND BIG TECH
THE POLLSTERS GOT IT KNOWINGLY WRONG
THERE WAS NO BLUE WAVE"
THERE IS LITERALLY A BIG BLUE WAVE ERASING YOUR LEAD IN SEVERAL STATES, YOU VOMITOUS MASS
ohmygods, he's gloating about how much money Dems spent trying to defeat them
WE LOST ZERO RACES IN THE HOUSE, says he
THIS WAS THE YEAR OF THE R*PUBLICAN WOMAN
ohmygods, he's gloating about how much money Dems spent trying to defeat them
WE LOST ZERO RACES IN THE HOUSE, says he
THIS WAS THE YEAR OF THE R*PUBLICAN WOMAN
I WON MORE POC THAN ANYONE IN HISTORY -- I shit you not, he's saying it
I BELIEVE WE ARE THE PARTY OF INCLUSION
MEDIA POLLING WAS ELECTION INTERFERENCE BY SPECIAL INTERESTS THAT WERE DESIGNED TO KEEP OUR VOTERS AT HOME
THEY WERE "SUPPRESSION POLLS"
I BELIEVE WE ARE THE PARTY OF INCLUSION
MEDIA POLLING WAS ELECTION INTERFERENCE BY SPECIAL INTERESTS THAT WERE DESIGNED TO KEEP OUR VOTERS AT HOME
THEY WERE "SUPPRESSION POLLS"
guys, I'm not sure I can stomach much more of this
THEY'VE NEVER USED THIS SUPPRESSION THE WAY THEY DID TO ME WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
THE VOTING APPARATUS IN ALL STATES ARE RUN BY DEMOCRATS WE WERE WINNING AND THEN OUR NUMBERS STARTED GETTING MIRACULOUSLY WHITTLED AWAY
THEY'VE NEVER USED THIS SUPPRESSION THE WAY THEY DID TO ME WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
THE VOTING APPARATUS IN ALL STATES ARE RUN BY DEMOCRATS WE WERE WINNING AND THEN OUR NUMBERS STARTED GETTING MIRACULOUSLY WHITTLED AWAY
WE GOT LOTS OF LITIGATION BECAUSE OF HOW UNFAIR THIS WAS
MAIL-IN VOTING HAS DESTROYED OUR SYSTEM
"IT MAKES PEOPLE CORRUPT EVEN IF THEY AREN'T BY NATURE" -- that is a direct quote
MAIL-IN VOTING HAS DESTROYED OUR SYSTEM
"IT MAKES PEOPLE CORRUPT EVEN IF THEY AREN'T BY NATURE" -- that is a direct quote
He says he already won PA by a lot -- and he's several hours behind in the courts
guys, I'm done
I'm done and I'm not doing this
guys, I'm done
I'm done and I'm not doing this
PA UPDATE
Biden: 3,188,917
Tr*mp: 3,262,550
Tr*mp's lead is now 73,633, down 1,818 from half an hour ago!
Biden: 3,188,917
Tr*mp: 3,262,550
Tr*mp's lead is now 73,633, down 1,818 from half an hour ago!
5,180 ballots just added
Biden won 3,499 -- 67.5% of them
Tr*mp won 1,681 -- 32.5% of them
AND THIS IS FROM A RED COUNTY
Biden won 3,499 -- 67.5% of them
Tr*mp won 1,681 -- 32.5% of them
AND THIS IS FROM A RED COUNTY
let me just say that I really appreciate MSNBC right now -- they are on a commercial break instead of on the cheeto
they said they would "monitor" him, but they're not showing him at all, and bro, I love you guys
they said they would "monitor" him, but they're not showing him at all, and bro, I love you guys
HUGE GA UPDAAAAAAAATE
Biden: 2,441,904
Tr*mp: 2,445,539
TR*MP'S
LEAD
IS
3,635
Biden: 2,441,904
Tr*mp: 2,445,539
TR*MP'S
LEAD
IS
3,635
THEY CUT HIS LEAD BY 5,791
HOLY GODS
HOLY GOOOOOOOOOOOODS
HOLY GODS
HOLY GOOOOOOOOOOOODS
PA update
Biden: 3,199,756
Tr*mp: 3,264,017
Tr*mp's lead is 64,261, down 9,372 from 10 minutes ago
Biden: 3,199,756
Tr*mp: 3,264,017
Tr*mp's lead is 64,261, down 9,372 from 10 minutes ago
YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS RATIO
12,306 ballots added
Biden won 10,839 -- 88% of those votes
Tr*mp won 1,467 -- 12% of those votes
12,306 ballots added
Biden won 10,839 -- 88% of those votes
Tr*mp won 1,467 -- 12% of those votes
GA update: 8,900 (give or take) military ballots that could come in
guys
GUYS
that is MORE than enough to make a difference
guys
GUYS
that is MORE than enough to make a difference
PA update:
37,000 votes in the suburbs will likely drop tonight
92,000 in Philly are being counted -- no timeline rn
35,000 in All*gheny County -- no timeline rn
37,000 votes in the suburbs will likely drop tonight
92,000 in Philly are being counted -- no timeline rn
35,000 in All*gheny County -- no timeline rn
MSNBC says they didn't air Tr*mp's press conference because it was not rooted in reality and therefore not worthy of airtime
Case in point F*x News reporters are STILL fact-checking -- it's been over for almost 15 minutes
Case in point F*x News reporters are STILL fact-checking -- it's been over for almost 15 minutes
Small AZ update (still not Maricopa County)
Biden: 1,476,693
Tr*mp: 1,415,224
Biden leads by 61,469, down 3,710 from an hour and a half
Biden: 1,476,693
Tr*mp: 1,415,224
Biden leads by 61,469, down 3,710 from an hour and a half
Reminder that the Biden campaign did predict this, AND the numbers are not from largely Dem Maricopa County
https://twitter.com/RaeLoverde/status/1324408755706949632
GA update
Forsyth County (a VERY red county) just dropped 2,771 ballots
Biden took 1,460
Tr*mp took 1,311
Biden: 2,443,364
Tr*mp: 2,446,850
Tr*mp's lead is now 3,486, down 149
Forsyth County (a VERY red county) just dropped 2,771 ballots
Biden took 1,460
Tr*mp took 1,311
Biden: 2,443,364
Tr*mp: 2,446,850
Tr*mp's lead is now 3,486, down 149
NV update
they're planning to dump 51,000 tomorrow morning from Clark County (Las Vegas), where Biden has been winning 2:1
analysts are predicting that will expand Biden's lead significantly (gods willing)
they're planning to dump 51,000 tomorrow morning from Clark County (Las Vegas), where Biden has been winning 2:1
analysts are predicting that will expand Biden's lead significantly (gods willing)
Apparently there are protests being planned for outside Clark County elections dept
J O Y
J O Y
AZ update (not Maricopa)
Biden: 1,478,720
Tr*mp: 1,419,767
Biden's lead is 55,953, down 5,516 from the last count
(again, this is NOT Maricopa County -- stop freaking out 😂)
Biden: 1,478,720
Tr*mp: 1,419,767
Biden's lead is 55,953, down 5,516 from the last count
(again, this is NOT Maricopa County -- stop freaking out 😂)
BREATHING BREAK
Biden is currently leading in the popular vote by 3,727,503
Biden: 73,008,298
Tr*mp: 69,280,795
Biden: 73,008,298
Tr*mp: 69,280,795
Maricopa County AZ releasing results in just over an hour -- that's going to be VERY HUGE
protests in Phoenix are calm, thank gods, and the protestors are walled off from being able to harass poll workers
protests in Phoenix are calm, thank gods, and the protestors are walled off from being able to harass poll workers
ugh, Pennsylvania spoiled me with tons of results, and now they're too quieeeeeeeeeeet
AZ update
Biden: 1,481,218
Tr*mp: 1,423,232
Biden's lead is now 57,986 -- UP 2,033 from 15 min ago
(told you not to freak out 😘)
Biden: 1,481,218
Tr*mp: 1,423,232
Biden's lead is now 57,986 -- UP 2,033 from 15 min ago
(told you not to freak out 😘)
AZ update (holy smokes)
Biden: 1,494,263
Tr*mp: 1,437,716
Biden's lead is 56,547, down 1,439 from literally 30 seconds ago
(THIS IS STILL NOT MARICOPA)
Biden: 1,494,263
Tr*mp: 1,437,716
Biden's lead is 56,547, down 1,439 from literally 30 seconds ago
(THIS IS STILL NOT MARICOPA)
PA update
Biden: 3,200,489
Tr*mp: 3,264,209
Tr*mp's lead is 63,720 -- down 541 from 50 min ago
Biden: 3,200,489
Tr*mp: 3,264,209
Tr*mp's lead is 63,720 -- down 541 from 50 min ago
925 ballots were added
Biden won 733 -- 79.2% of those
Tr*mp won -- 20.8% of those
FLY EAGLES FLYYYYYYYY
Biden won 733 -- 79.2% of those
Tr*mp won -- 20.8% of those
FLY EAGLES FLYYYYYYYY
Small AZ dump of 260 votes (guessing small red county)
Biden: 1,494,337
Tr*mp: 1,437,902
Biden's lead is 56,435, down just 112 from a few minutes ago
Biden: 1,494,337
Tr*mp: 1,437,902
Biden's lead is 56,435, down just 112 from a few minutes ago
AZ update
Biden: 1,496,142
Tr*mp: 1,438,298
Biden's lead is 57,844, up 1,409 from 45 seconds ago
Biden: 1,496,142
Tr*mp: 1,438,298
Biden's lead is 57,844, up 1,409 from 45 seconds ago
PA update
Biden: 3,203,761
Tr*mp: 3,265,016
Tr*mp's lead is 61,255 -- down 2,465 from 20 min ago
HOW BOUT DEM EAGLES
Biden: 3,203,761
Tr*mp: 3,265,016
Tr*mp's lead is 61,255 -- down 2,465 from 20 min ago
HOW BOUT DEM EAGLES
PA UPDATE AGAIN
Biden: 3,209,598
Tr*mp: 3,267,879
Tr*mp's lead is 58,281, down 2,974 from 2 minutes agooooooo
Biden: 3,209,598
Tr*mp: 3,267,879
Tr*mp's lead is 58,281, down 2,974 from 2 minutes agooooooo
12,779 ballots tallied since the last time I calculated percentages
Biden won 9,109 -- 71.2%
Tr*mp won 3,670 -- 28.7%
RATIO HOLDING UP PHILLY
Biden won 9,109 -- 71.2%
Tr*mp won 3,670 -- 28.7%
RATIO HOLDING UP PHILLY
Small AZ update
Biden: 1,496,619
Tr*mp: 1,439,786
Biden's lead is 56,833, down 1,011 from 16 min ago
Biden: 1,496,619
Tr*mp: 1,439,786
Biden's lead is 56,833, down 1,011 from 16 min ago
PA UPDATE
Biden: 3,217,079
Tr*mp: 3,270,295
Tr*mp's lead is 53,216, down 5,065 from 10 min ago!
Biden: 3,217,079
Tr*mp: 3,270,295
Tr*mp's lead is 53,216, down 5,065 from 10 min ago!
9,897 ballots tallied
Biden won 7,481 -- 76%
Tr*mp won 2,416 -- 24%
TR*MP
GETTING
R A T I O ' D
Biden won 7,481 -- 76%
Tr*mp won 2,416 -- 24%
TR*MP
GETTING
R A T I O ' D
C'MON PHILLY
Maricopa County theoretically supposed to drop huge numbers in 15 minutes, and I only feel a little nauseated
70,000 votes going to drop tonight, they say
another big batch supposed to drop @ 11 AM eastern tomorrow
another big batch supposed to drop @ 11 AM eastern tomorrow
while I sit here and try not to throw up, I'll show you the current margins
AZ 1.9% in favor of Biden
GA 0.1% in favor of Tr*mp
NV 0.9% in favor of Biden
PA 0.8% in favor of Tr*mp
AZ 1.9% in favor of Biden
GA 0.1% in favor of Tr*mp
NV 0.9% in favor of Biden
PA 0.8% in favor of Tr*mp
5 minutes
everyone breathe
everyone breathe
AZ reiterating that they likely will not have the preliminary (as in not certified) final tally until the weekend
Biden up in the popular vote by 3,763,740 breathing breathing breathing breathing
AZ update
Biden: 1,528,319
Tr*mp: 1,482,062
Biden leads by 46,257, down 10,576 from the last update
Biden: 1,528,319
Tr*mp: 1,482,062
Biden leads by 46,257, down 10,576 from the last update
GA update
Biden: 2,444,518
Tr*mp: 2,447,015
TR*MP'S LEAD IS ONLY 2,497
Biden: 2,444,518
Tr*mp: 2,447,015
TR*MP'S LEAD IS ONLY 2,497
PA update
Biden: 3,222,751
Tr*mp: 3,273,199
Tr*mp leads by 50,448, down 2,768 from half an hour ago
Biden: 3,222,751
Tr*mp: 3,273,199
Tr*mp leads by 50,448, down 2,768 from half an hour ago
PA update
Biden: 3,224,935
Tr*mp: 3,273,789
TR*MP'S LEAD IS 48,854, DOWN 1,594 FROM 30 SECONDS AGO
Biden: 3,224,935
Tr*mp: 3,273,789
TR*MP'S LEAD IS 48,854, DOWN 1,594 FROM 30 SECONDS AGO
11,350 ballots tallied in PA
Biden won 7,856 -- 69.2% of those
Tr*mp won 3,494 -- 30.7% of those
THIS RATIO JUST KEEPS ON GIVING
Biden won 7,856 -- 69.2% of those
Tr*mp won 3,494 -- 30.7% of those
THIS RATIO JUST KEEPS ON GIVING
Update from Biden campaign -- we won't be seeing Uncle Joe speak tonight
I mean, unless something absolutely huge happened, but they're saying it's very much not likely
I mean, unless something absolutely huge happened, but they're saying it's very much not likely
apparently Biden campaign is still optimistic about AZ -- as I've posted, they were expecting it to narrow
STILL DOESN'T HELP MY NERVES, BUT OKAY
STILL DOESN'T HELP MY NERVES, BUT OKAY
A reminder of the physically counted ballot difference totals
GA -- 2,497 Tr*mp
AZ -- 46,257 Biden
PA -- 48,854 Tr*mp
NV -- 11,438 Biden
GA -- 2,497 Tr*mp
AZ -- 46,257 Biden
PA -- 48,854 Tr*mp
NV -- 11,438 Biden
AZ update
confirmed: Maricopa set to drop another big batch at 8 AM PST/11 AM EST
there are still roughly 300,000 ballots to count, state-wide
confirmed: Maricopa set to drop another big batch at 8 AM PST/11 AM EST
there are still roughly 300,000 ballots to count, state-wide
An update on Maricopa ratios by someone more on top of it than I am 😅
https://twitter.com/mikechenwriter/status/1324538712173105152
PA update
Biden: 3,230,058
Tr*mp: 3,274,786
Tr*mp's lead is 44,728, down 4,126 from 20 min ago
Biden: 3,230,058
Tr*mp: 3,274,786
Tr*mp's lead is 44,728, down 4,126 from 20 min ago
6,120 ballots added to the tally
Biden won 5,123 -- 83.7%
Tr*mp won 997 -- 16.3%
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATIO
Biden won 5,123 -- 83.7%
Tr*mp won 997 -- 16.3%
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATIO
PA update
Biden: 3,235,032
Tr*mp: 3,277,210
Tr*mp's lead is now 42,178, down 2,550 from 3 minutes ago
Biden: 3,235,032
Tr*mp: 3,277,210
Tr*mp's lead is now 42,178, down 2,550 from 3 minutes ago
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