No, fuck you, @FoxNews. We ALL saw through the charade you pulled last Night - clear as day. Your crew of fraudulent actors left FL uncalled for President @realDonaldTrump for nearly 2 hours. But your shitty dEciSions dEsK called AZ, CA, OR & WA for Biden within 10 minutes!
I'll say the only person who may not have been in on it was @brithume. He seemed genuinely perplexed as to why Fox didn't call FL, GA & NC for Pres. @realDonaldTrump. Why? Because he KNEW in previous years they would've been called. Yes, we saw @BillHemmer running out the clock.
Hemmer kept clicking different states to show how both Biden and Trump could win with different "paths" to 270. But what we also saw was @BretBaier stalling & @marthamaccallum adding absolutely ZERO value. And @DanaPerino had so much makeup on, it was impossible to pay attention.
I used to love @HARRISFAULKNER, but after her "YOU MAY NOT MENTION SOROS ON FOX NEWS" moment with @newtgingrich, we realized she's also compromised by Fox Management. And then you had @ShannonBream - used to LOVE her - 'splain to us "chumps" how Trump 'lost' Arizona. 👌🏽#FakeNews!
But you didn't fool anyone! If you Coup 3.0 conspirators used #FakeNEws @CNN to run the tables, #TeamMAGA wouldn't have believed it for a moment. But all you elitist clowns think we PRAY TO FOX NEWS. No, you just used to suck less than MSLSD and the Clinton News Network. No more!
So, as we watched your Coup Crew meander through a staged segment of pretending FL, GA & NC somehow were in suspended animation - let alone PA! - you jumped on racking up the entire Pacific Coast + AZ in the Creepy Joe Biden Camp within minutes. Absofuckinglutely ridiculous!
And @BretBaier? Fucking insufferable! He is just a Sears catalogue model, stuffed into a Hugo Boss-cut jock suit, with his no-neck and giant head. He may love himself more than jackass Jimbo Acosta. But we ALL saw it! You Fox Frauds! Maddow the clown is more fucking genuine!
I still hold out that @TuckerCarlson wasn't part of the scam. When he electronically "popped in" for a visit, he challenged the ridiculously early AZ call by your Democrat, ex-Clinton donor "decision desk" guy. Maybe it was to give the scene more credibility. Who knows.
And maybe @marthamaccallum is so dumb she had no idea what was going on. She added ZERO value (especially since her electric blue blouse was up to her neck, obstructing the view). All she could do was burp out "so, what have we called so far?" Herr-derr, durpa-derp. Great job!
But we saw it! And today, @marklevinshow said he saw it too, and that Fox is in on it. @COsweda independently concluded the same thing. And believe it or not, even the guys at #InfoWars were laughing at your fraudulent high-school musical performance. Yes, @InfoWars! Pathetic!
And, as a bonus, the Great One, @marklevinshow, predicted that you clowns - who STILL have AZ in Creepy Joe's camp! - will be the first nEws pRogrAm to call the election for Biden. "HERE IS A FAUX NEWS FAKING NEWS ALERT! Joe Biden has won 260 electoral votes!" Screw you guys!

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