Turn Us Into A Domestic Goddess!
Here are some of the things we should be doing for you at home ๐
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1. Do "weird" jobs for you โบ
Things like trim your nails, hair and beard โ๏ธ
Also things like washing your feet, cleaning your ears and other "weird" groomings ๐ฅฐ
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Here are some of the things we should be doing for you at home ๐
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1. Do "weird" jobs for you โบ
Things like trim your nails, hair and beard โ๏ธ
Also things like washing your feet, cleaning your ears and other "weird" groomings ๐ฅฐ
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2. Having a warm and loving home ready for your return ๐ก
When you're out at work you just want to focus on that and then come home to relax ๐
Whilst you're out we're also busy too, making sure we can relax with you when you return ๐
Come home to good vibes โ
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When you're out at work you just want to focus on that and then come home to relax ๐
Whilst you're out we're also busy too, making sure we can relax with you when you return ๐
Come home to good vibes โ
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3. Having a clean home for you ๐งน
Not just so you can relax but so you can look at us and our home with pride and a feeling of professionalism ๐
Your surroundings affect your mood and that affects your work and our play time! ๐
Plus it's much much healthier! โจ
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Not just so you can relax but so you can look at us and our home with pride and a feeling of professionalism ๐
Your surroundings affect your mood and that affects your work and our play time! ๐
Plus it's much much healthier! โจ
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4. Massages and cuddles ๐ค
Whether you use your brain or your brawn at work, you might be super tense and knotted somedays, so we can help you! ๐
Remember that disease = dis-ease so we want to keep you de-stressed, loose and healthy for both of our sake ๐
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Whether you use your brain or your brawn at work, you might be super tense and knotted somedays, so we can help you! ๐
Remember that disease = dis-ease so we want to keep you de-stressed, loose and healthy for both of our sake ๐
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5. Cook meals you love ๐ฅ
6 days a week it will be something healthy and then on day 7 we can make you a pizza from scratch ๐
If we want you to be able to totally focus on work, then we need to allow you to forget about food. We will nourish you! ๐ฉโ๐ณ
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6 days a week it will be something healthy and then on day 7 we can make you a pizza from scratch ๐
If we want you to be able to totally focus on work, then we need to allow you to forget about food. We will nourish you! ๐ฉโ๐ณ
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6. Give you verbal support ๐
Every now and then we can give you a spoken thank you for everything that you do and some lovely words to keep you going! ๐ช
Actions are more important than words but our words are still important! ๐
Keep working hard! ๐
Every now and then we can give you a spoken thank you for everything that you do and some lovely words to keep you going! ๐ช
Actions are more important than words but our words are still important! ๐
Keep working hard! ๐
7. Let you take out a hard day on us! ๐โ
When our other duties haven't calmed you down, we both know what will! ๐คค
It doesn't matter if you're in the mood to just lay back and let us pleasure you!
Or if you want to take total control of us and get what you need to out...
When our other duties haven't calmed you down, we both know what will! ๐คค
It doesn't matter if you're in the mood to just lay back and let us pleasure you!
Or if you want to take total control of us and get what you need to out...
It's our role to let you do this, as long as you really deserve it... and I'm sure you do ๐
If you'd like us to eagerly let you take out a hard day on us, in whatever way you choose ๐
Take a closer look at the step by step guide to doing it โฌ๏ธ
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If you'd like us to eagerly let you take out a hard day on us, in whatever way you choose ๐
Take a closer look at the step by step guide to doing it โฌ๏ธ
gum.co/JIBtw
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