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5 Nov, 38 tweets, 10 min read
I have finally found the best twitter and folks it is Nevada slow counting twitter
I mean
Just excellent content top to bottom
a new challenger has entered the arena
and the Oscar for best foreign Nevada meme goes to
bonus points here for early childhood nostalgia
Excellent use of the queen
gotta count ‘em all...eventually!
no meme thread is complete without @AsteadWesley taking the stage
and of course @davejorgenson never disappoints
Top 5 probably
remember when we thought the Iowa app debacle was going to easily win the 2020 election best memes contest
this meme is brought to you by a man with triplets who survived 400 hurricanes this year
two for the price of one
this was is obvious but still golden
prove to me this is not what’s happening
show me the lie
me every time I tell an editor I am almost done with a draft
we have our first return appearance to the Nevada slow count thread and of course it’s @AsteadWesley
“ballotses...my preciousss”
this only has one RT but deserves more love
this was viral yesterday but still might be my favorite
Rihanna memes always slap
I don’t watch the bachelorette but I am reliably told this is a factually true statement
when the entire county js hangry because nevada
what I tell my bosses every friday
the truth is there is a little bit of Nevada inside all of us
not a meme, just a fact
me when I have to work past noon
welcome to another day in hell
Nevada is just living out the real world fantasy of what all of us tell ourselves every time we tweet
the hits keep coming folks
time to send in meryl
one does not simply walk into nevada and count the votes

iran is enjoying this a LOT
the meta memes are great because they're true
“Taking 5” aka see you next week
Leaked footage of what Nevada vote counters are doing instead of counting votes

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SCOOP: Deceased GOP operative Peter Smith secretly raised $100k from 4 donors in Oct. 2016 as part of a project to obtain Hillary Clinton’s emails, an effort that documents and sources say is being actively probed by Mueller

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SCOOP: The three top cyber officials at the FBI are departing, a sweep of turnover that comes amid concerns about flagging morale due to Trump's repeated attacks and as U.S. security agencies have warned of unprecedented cyber threats to the country wsj.com/articles/three…
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This affidavit unsealed today against Russian national Mariia Butina is incredible. This Twitter DM she sent to a Russian official discusses how one political party, apparently the GOP, is "for us" while the other, Democrats, is "against" us.

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The Russian official said "the risk of provocation is too high..."

Butina: "Only incognito! Right now everything has to be quiet and careful."
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