1/17 Just taking a moment to document the final, sad ending for this all, a moment so pathetically tragic that comedy writers the world over are heartbroken that they could never write something as funny as what reality has given us.

2/17 The best part is that they went ahead with it rather than re-locate or cancel.

Trump Campaign Ends With Saddest Press Conference at Four Seasons Total Landscaping

Rudy Giuliani shouting outside an adult store is exactly how we saw this ending. themarysue.com/trump-campaign…
3/17 The hilarious Giuliani response to try to make this decision seem sensible:
5/17 Trump Team Holds News Conference Outside Drab Landscaping Firm, Next to Adult Book Store slate.com/news-and-polit…
17/17 Giuliani holds press conference at landscaping business, prompting confusion usatoday.com/story/news/nat…
I am a bad person, though I only answered the call...

I saw Donald Trump’s presidency come crashing down at Four Seasons Total Landscaping

The Trump presidency ended in the parking lot of a landscaping company next to an adult bookstore. Richard Hall was there independent.co.uk/news/world/ame…
"It began, as all good 2020 capers do, with a tweet from the president of the United States. It ended with his personal lawyer in the parking lot of a landscaping company, struggling to be heard over a man in his underpants shouting about George Soros."

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7 Nov
1/6 Across the country, poll workers and election officials put their lives on the line for Democracy in the middle of a deadly pandemic and a time of unprecedented division.

Honor them. This is what Democracy looks like.
2/6 Already, COVID-19 spikes are occurring across the nation.

This thread highlights just some of what poll workers and election officials have faced from the pandemic in this tumultuous time.

This is what Democracy looks like.
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They kept counting.

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We lost her in August of 2016.

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This is for her.
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Holy smokes. Georgia is under 4,000 separating them and most of the ballots still out are in big blue areas.
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This is going to be wild.
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Not so much:

Trump says he’s calling off stimulus negotiations with Democrats ‘until after the election’

This is dumb and callous. cnbc.com/2020/10/06/tru…
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#CountBankruptula was surely hoping to keep them hidden until after the election.

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