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10 Nov, 4 tweets, 1 min read
dream team for biden cabinet:

big bag of potato
sea salt
garlic powder
turmeric
cumin
black pepper
another big bag of potato
oil for frying potato
big bag of potato
i forgot the red pepper flakes
smoked paprika or regular paprika

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23 Oct
it is barely seven o clock here and philip bump has already used 'festooning' and nate silver has used 'squandered' in their tweets
what word are u looking for that will make this day complete

i mean besides impeached u can not choose impeach i am sorry i do not make the rules
i learned this word from a clash song tbh

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22 Oct
is it standard practice for 60 minutes and other news organizations to give their interviewees the raw footage of their interviews beforehand
or did the trump team get to film it simultaneously
was it jared
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22 Oct
trump spending the last couple weeks whining like a fuckin baby on twitter
nothing has changed tbh
just whining how unfairly reporters treated him
probably sitting on the can
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21 Oct
one has to g...wait

u can enjoy all four of these potato u do not need to choose
u can have all four at one meal there are no rules
enjoy all the potato Image
here are the home made potato chip

here are the tater tot

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20 Oct
do 60 minutes
they said
it will be good for your campaign
they said
it was jareds idea to do 60 minutes right
i mean how fuckin terrible is it 😹

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20 Oct
ok what the heck is a maltesers

ok but is that a chocolate bar or is that only after u leave the bag in your car glove compartment and it melts into one giant malt ball and then u eat it anyways
ok so are they malt balls or are they honeycomb balls this is important
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