Now the sweary version; this piss eyed leaking sack of edge lord pseudo-incel weaponised sociopathy has done probably irreparable damage to this country's character, it's capacity for hope, it's long term economic future and it's short term mental and psychological health.
This right here? Is a piece of shit. A pompous, conceited fuckwad who because he knew a little more than everyone else became convinced he was better than everyone else and everyone else deserved neither praise nor patience nor him.
I got closer to this than I wanted in my teens. Seeing this as the end game? Makes me even happier about choices I made and Dom here clearly did not.
Also, and I say this with no hyperbole at all, this man has blood on his hands and should never, ever be forgiven for what he's done and the people he's made deals with.
Even putting aside his role in the campaign that led to an MP being assassinated and the bloviated tobacco stained Hitler Youth cosplayer who rode his coattails, his actions earlier this year were stultifying in the damage they continue to inflict.
By flouting the lockdown laws his own government put together, Cummings made two things clear; there are the proles and the ruling class and when it came down to it, he couldn't give a shit about the rules.
I want to feel empathetic for him. I don't. Neither should you. He made a shitty choice, lied to cover it up and was only saved by the intervention of the worst PM since Thatcher.
He should leave with enquiries hanging over his head. He should never sleep soundly again. He should spend the rest of his life acknowleding and atoning for the wounds he's gouged in us all.

He'll leave infinitely richer than he came in and odds are be back.
So, one time, and with so much feeling;

Fuck you, Dominic Cummings. Fuck you and every one of your eugenics fanboy garden eugenicist fanboys. All of this is your fault. Enjoy Barnard Castle. You fuck.

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