Hey @tedcruz instead of shitposting, use your energy to pass a covid relief bill that will actually help your constituents, who desperately need help getting through this pandemic.
There are refrigerated trucks in El Paso and Las Cruces because the morgues are full. Get to work.
I know you care what people think about you in Iowa.
You can be a hero! Do something to help. You’ll get so many headlines if you just do the right thing right now.
I know New Hampshire’s opinion of you matters a lot to you!
Make headlines and pass a covid relief bill! Ditch Mitch! Get a head start on the rest of the 2024 primary competition by getting positive news coverage!
Inmates in your state are doing more to help with the covid situation than you are.
Fix it.
Be a hero! Pass a relief bill! Get that glowing press coverage you’ve always dreamed of!
Imagine how great you’ll do in the Oklahoma primary race if you are the first GOP Senator out of the gate on a new covid receive package!
Free positive press coverage for days can be yours! All you have to do is stop shitposting and start DOING YOUR JOB! apnews.com/article/health…
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I filled my ballot and I mailed it in
Turned on the TV and I heard the spin
And I watched the election as returns came in
'Til the landslide brought Trump down
Oh, the North Blue Wall gave Trump a shove
Presidential power, peaceful transfer of
Can we sail through the Lame Duck fratricides?
Can we handle the loser’s emotional strife?
Mmm
Well, we are sick of waitin’
'Cause we’ve voted and turned it Blue
So stop you lying scolders,
Now count the votes of our soldiers
Well, we are sick of waitin'
'Cause we’ve voted and turned it Blue
But time makes you bolder
Faith in democracy smolders
Your lame tricks molder, too
lame tricks molder, too
Ah, filled my ballot, mailed it in
Oh, turn on Twitter and read the spin
Yesterday was an important day for DoJ’s work on police accountability. Here’s a little thread of what happened yesterday:
Former Minneapolis Police Officer Charged With Illegally Acquiring Controlled Substances, Extortion, Violation Of Civil Rights justice.gov/usao-mn/pr/for…
Case is from 2014, and this happened yesterday:
Former Tulsa Police Officer Charged with First Degree Murder justice.gov/usao-ndok/pr/f…
@dananessel to Texas far right weirdos who fund gross hypocrites/adulterers like @KenPaxtonTX:
don’t come for Michigan.
or, as the shirt says,
“Bitch, please. I have people in Detroit.”
We Haz Captured Ur Wallet
United States Files A Civil Action To Forfeit Cryptocurrency Valued At Over One Billion U.S. Dollars justice.gov/usao-ndca/pr/u…
Permanent.
Public.
Ledger.
“The complaint further alleges that in 2020 agents of the IRS CI used a third party bitcoin attribution company to analyze bitcoin transactions executed by Silk Road and were able to identify 54 previously undetected bitcoin transactions executed...
... by Silk Road, all of which appear to represent bitcoin, which was the proceeds of unlawful activity, that was stolen from Silk Road in or about 2012 and 2013.
The complaint alleges that these funds were traced to a bitcoin address. Further investigation of that bitcoin...