Meeting of the Association of Army Wives
(Ikeja Division)

Leader: I know it is hard but our husbands are out there fighting for the safety of our nation!

Women: *Nod*

Me: (Nods and reaches for the sausage on the table) You dinor lie.
Oyin: My husband has been gone for six months and I miss him everyday.

Me: Ehya *Picks spring roll*

Chika: My baby has not spoken to me in over a month!

Me: (Drinks Chivita and shakes head) Ebube Chisos

Amina: My husband sent me a message today! 😃
Me: *Claps and uses newspaper to pack chin-chin* He really like you.

Leader: Where is your own husband, Hauwa?

Me: *Hand freezes over doughnut*

Me: ... Image
Women: ...

Leader: Where is he stationed?

Me: (scratches neck) Ojota

Laide: As what?

Me: F...

Chika: Flight officer?

Me: *Mumbles* Foga

Oyin: Ehn?

Me: Azin he is doing Foga for the olode people.
Leader: What is Olode?

Me: *Holds buns*

Leader: Drop our buns, please.

Me: Image
Me: All those people that usually do carry gun.

Theresa: Police?

Me: O - LO - DE Image
Leader: Get Out

Me: *Reaches for peppered snail*

Leader: If your hand should touch that snail.

Me: ...

Leader: Pour the popcorn out of your bag
Image
Me: Hello?

Kabiru: What?

Me: *Squints at the sun* I think all those war area in Afghanistan will really fit your destiny.

Kabiru: One spirit use to tell me not to pick your call but I don't usually answer because of the N150 that you're owing me.
Me: Ok. Pour zobo on your chest and snap plis.

Kabiru: Are you mad? Why?

Me: I want to tell them that they gave you bullet in Iraq.

Kabiru: *Cuts call*

Me: Hello! Hello??? Image
Hoodlums start fighting across the street.
They break bottle on one agbero's head.
He falls and I run there.

Me: Boda? Boda? Boda? Can you follow me to that office and lie that you're my husband? That they shoot you in Yemen?
Agbero: Oloriburuku ni yin ni?

Me: No (brings out phone) Atleast, let me snap with you plis

Me: Oga smile but still do like you want to die

(I take the picture and burst into our Association of Army Wives Meeting)
Me: They have broken the head of the person that is toasting me in Togo war. See the picture!

Leader: That's my driver

Me: ...

Me: But will I still collect Pepsi? Image
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