#LEKKILIES: I Got a Call YESTERDAY From a Happy Internal Sabotuer Salivating That The UK is Going 2Impose Sanction Against Nigeria & Her Leaders. I LAUGHED & Told Him, I am Happy. He Said Why, I Said B'cos When Economic & Trade Sanctions are Imposed Na Buhari Go Suffer. He Said
2. But You Should not Be Happy as a Buharist Na? I Said Why Not? SHEBI Na Make Nigeria Suffer During @MBuhari Govr Him Want? He Said No, That He Just Hates The Islamization Agenda & That #SAIBABA Appiontments are Also DReason Nigeria is Not Working. That Southern Nigeria Has Been
3. Marginalized & PMB is Increasing Fuel Price Why Prices of Goods are Not Coming Down. I Said But You Wanted Deregulation Na, He Said No Be This Type. I Said Which Type, He Said The Type That Will Reduce Price of Petrol. I Said OK, All The Same, PMB Must Suffer As Britain WAN
4. Impose Sanctions. He Said Bros, Na B'cos Govy Don Give You Money Make You Dey Talk Like This, I Said How Much You Want inside the Money. He Got Angry & Said Bros Na So You Hate Nigeria Reach 2Expect Any Good From PMB? I Tell am Say, Na So You Useless Reach To Expect NAIJA Fail
5. B'cos of PMB? He Said I'm Irredeemable & I Replied With, You're Saintimonously Sentimental & Audaciously Ethnocentric. He Say Wetin I Mean, I Say, I Never Finish. Your Parochially Bigoted Humanity is a Curse That That Needs Cure if You WAN WELL. HE HUNG UP! I NO WELL ABI?

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