enjoying being on a long dense line in an unventilated space for my corona test!!!!
theyre playing "Friends" in the waiting room and i keep thinking about how everyone in laugh tracks is dead
Monica is dating Tom Selleck
Phoebe is dating Charlie Sheen. my throat hurts
Chandler is chatting with a girl on the Internet and everyone is ragging on him for being a geek. i havent been indoors with this many people for this long in months and months
well they took my snot and ill find out in 2-5 days during which i shall Isolate
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a student dmed me to ask me to summarize my book bc it got assigned for a class project and she hasnt read it. amazing on so many levels
mostly im just hype to be on a syllabus, hmu professors i will Zoom into your class
this tweet seems to have made a lot of people mad so i'll just say: empathy for students struggling right now; it didn't seem to be an issue of inability to afford the book, or i would have responded differently; and no, i did not assign my own book, i am not a professor
the two rules of star trek are never go to conferences and never trust a Starfleet Admiral, and yet during the ds9 episode "Inter arma enim silent leges," dr bashir trusts an admiral AT a conference. nothing good can come of this
sweet outfit, though
nothing good ever happens at conferences in star trek!!!!
i just think about how many people have died and how many people have been immiserated and how many permanently disabled with no help at all from the federal government and its truly stunning
entire industries decimated, millions of kids hungry, and... nothing. $1200. once