Apparently most people have had dreams where they’re falling. I have never had this dream in my life but it sounds really fun. Like a free, no-risk sky diving trip. Why do people describe it as a nightmare? Sounds like a blast.
Then again I rarely have dreams at all. My sleep is mostly dreamless. A black abyss. Explains a lot I guess.
Dreaming in general is undignified and unmanly. Real men never stoop to indulging in such fantasies.
Thank you all for taking the above tweet completely seriously. That obviously is how it was intended. It’s not as though it’s an extremely obvious joke. Not at all. So thank you again for giving your attention to this issue.
To clarify: men should sleep motionless and dreamless while lying on a piece of plywood in the garage. Their slumber should last for exactly 5.5 hours and they must awake without the assistance of an alarm clock. This is the only way.
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