There are so many things wrong with this Jeep commercial but let's start with the fact that that's a douche Jeep and everyone knows you can't keep a vehicle with your homestate plates in NYC for more than a week without getting ticketed

So she's working in the hospital in New York (where everyone is wearing masks) and then travels across the country, in what is assumed to be the present, to surprise her family? In a place with a higher infection rate than NYC?
DOES SHE HAVE A SILVER FOX BOYFRIEND

or

IS THAT HER HOT DAD?????

Montana questions
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24 Nov
I've been reporting a story on ad hoc, grassroots, mutual aid groups getting food to people who need it right now & aren't getting it from food banks — it is an incredible, essential service right now, chances are high there's a group in your area doing this quiet work every day
This is not to detract in any way from food banks who've had the infrastructure in place—& been doing the work—for years. But food banks are overwhelmed. People are falling through the cracks. These community fridges, mutual aid groups, & senior meal deliveries are finding them
If you're able: donate to your local bank. Then google your neighborhood, your city, your county, and "mutual aid," "COVID aid," "community fridge." You will find something, and you will find a very easy way to Venmo / PayPal / donate.
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22 Nov
Wrote about health insurance, student loans, job lock, and the debt plot that keeps us tethered to and "grateful" for shitty jobs:

annehelen.substack.com/p/job-lock-and…
Here is the great piece on "the health insurance plot" that got me thinking about some of these ideas:

electricliterature.com/the-health-ins…
And here is a typically excellent @AnnieLowrey piece on the case for student debt jubilee:

theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/…
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14 Nov
South Dakota, population 885k, reported 55 COVID deaths today. Current active cases: 18,747.

argusleader.com/story/news/202…
40% of American still planning to attend Thanksgiving with 10+ people; 30% not planning to mask or ask others to mask:

upi.com/Health_News/20…
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14 Nov
I need some toasty gloves. Not ski gloves, not running gloves, not those $1 gloves from Target. Not driving gloves or leather or suede. But probably involve wool outside and fleece inside? And I can order them online? If you have found these beauties, let me know
Another problem is that I have the hands of someone who is 4'10" and need XS capacity, please tell me someone else also has this need
I am 5'5" I just have my Grandmother's very petite hands!
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13 Nov
there is a whole lot of weird, niche, lovely, wonky writing that goes on all over Substack that won't show up in the top 20 lists but provides an outlet & (in many cases) $$ to really excellent writers whose work might not have a place in mainstream pubs
Some of my favorites:

@chrislatray's An Irritable Métis: chrislatray.substack.com

@_megconley's Stay at Home Meg: megconley.substack.com
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12 Nov
Via this new, peer-reviewed COVID risk assessor: if you attend a family Thanksgiving in Missoula, MT with just 10 people, you have a 34% chance of encountering someone with COVID

covid19risk.biosci.gatech.edu Image
A bar with 50 people in Boise? 86% chance of encountering someone with COVID: Image
Thanksgiving with ten people in Dubuque, Iowa: 63% chance of encountering someone with COVID Image
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