beyond that he built a team of competent pros who didn’t leak a single goddamn thing off-message and had an entire closet full of legal assets quietly primed to crush it in court
incredibly under the radar that joe biden has run a textbook perfect campaign & transition that hasn’t had a single misstep since south carolina
every single day was a new UH OH HOW WILL BIDEN POSSIBLY SURVIVE THIS IMPOSSIBLE TRAP and every single day he cruised right by it and at no point did anyone even notice?
totally admit I was in the “lost his fastball” camp for a month or two but after realizing the dude was just quietly out there painting the corners like greg maddox it became surreal how everyone thought he was perpetually on the brink of eating a can of cat food on stage
his entire plan was 1) don’t fuck up even once 2) hope trump fucks up ever single time and 3) be the golden boy in the rust belt dammit if he didn’t hit the parlay
in an era where the squealing fascist mantoddler sucks up every molecule of oxygen it is understandable these things go unnoticed but historically -in the decades-long sense- what biden did politically here will one day be discussed as an absolute masterwork
I mean think about how many times the trump machine tried to sink its claws into biden and came back with nothing to show for it but silly string and confetti like the dude was some sort of ghostly birthday party clown only they could see
by the end they had the incumbent babbling about biden’s kid’s drug problem IN THE DEBATE WHILE THE COUNTRY WATCHED IN HORROR and then as if that wasn’t enough dedicating the last three weeks to ranting about fuckin laptops. the whole time biden just went full c’mon man
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well as long as we’re on the subject this article on randy quaid is one of my favorite ever written, I’ll post some highlights since it’s long vanityfair.com/news/2011/01/q…
so the thing to realize is these two are a pair of mentally ill grifters who alternate between hilarious and terrifying
thank god in a few short weeks I will never remember I had to see something called “gsaemily” in my feed every five seconds and actually learn what it was
the gsaemily thing was the shitty boss fight developers throw in after the main boss fight to add fifteen minutes of content to the game
what the fuck do you mean I have to fight a henchman no one ever talked about for the entire game oh c’mon aw what the fuck is this the floors are electrified you’ve gotta be kidding me
honestly? thanks for the super bowl and all doug but fuck you. you’re a terrible head coach now and atrocious with personnel to boot and someone needs to say it.
something that flies under the radar is the qanon cutout template that’s increasingly used as the trump camp gets bloodied in court on the facts and more desperate to keep the dupes sending in checks
1) totally untrue statement hinging on completely flawed underlying premise
2) false but anodyne claim that cannot be cleanly googled that conveys sinister intent
3) why is the subject of 2) involved with 1)? even though the only involvement is this question
this cutout is why conspiracies are literally unkillable through debunking. literally any idiot can patch a theory back together using it to create an even broader conspiracy from the one you just debunked
the conspiracy has gone so far off the fuckin rails that trump’s designated legal team is now just saying trump and bill barr and the CIA have lost all control
not exaggerating here, sidney powell is literally claiming in this interview that trump is not in control of the federal government
ahem I repeat uh ok one more time THIS PERSON IS RUNNING THE PRESIDENT’S LEGAL TEAM AND IS GOING ON THE AIR STATING THE PRESIDENT IS NOT IN CONTROL OF THE GOVERNMENT