The funniest possible TV show is just a straight timeline of QAnon, but the main character is a random civil servant watching it unfold.
—"Finally, undeniable proof of the baby eating. Now the important part: Wait for around for 3 years."
—"Shouldn't we arrest them?"
—"…no."
—"Finally, undeniable proof of the baby eating. Now the important part: Wait for around for 3 years."
—"Shouldn't we arrest them?"
—"…no."
"Mr. Trump is ready to publicly arrest the cabal for kidnapping and murdering children."
"Okay, cool, let's do this thing."
"No, we must allude to it with vague poems on a site otherwise used by adult diaper fetishists."
"Okay, cool, let's do this thing."
"No, we must allude to it with vague poems on a site otherwise used by adult diaper fetishists."
"Look, guys, I don't know about you, but the president taking down a cabal of child eaters seems urgent and… important? I really think he should be taking credit for this publicly instead of haikus on the diaper site. He'd be a hero."
"No, Mr. Trump is simply too humble."
"No, Mr. Trump is simply too humble."
So many fun characters:
An invincible Hillary Clinton who has developed Mothra-like strength.
A bedraggled JFK Jr. who shows up to work in a different disguise every day.
An invincible Hillary Clinton who has developed Mothra-like strength.
A bedraggled JFK Jr. who shows up to work in a different disguise every day.
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