also for about 10 mill i could probably program the most amazing lib news network on youtube.
i need a billionaire liberal benefactor
you would be like "what... what is this? its making me want a social safety net and making me very angry at republicans... and im not bored and nobody said anything about reading whitepapers"
"growing scandal engulfs congressional republicans as president biden deploys vaccine to another 10 million americans..."
"victory for president biden today as another sector of the country was declared virus free and factories began to reopen. meanwhile, congressional republicans continue to fixate on the wild 'qanon' conspiracy theory..."
just give me some beautiful people and ill write the scripts. i have a face for radio.

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25 Nov
in christmas of 1986 i received the nintendo entertainment system from my parents. i was 9 years old. i have spent the following 3 and a half decades in search of the absolute joy of that singular moment.

full peace. understanding. the nes gamepad.
just look at it. a simple box. which contained all joy in the known universe. Image
i can only speak for myself, but yes, it had to be the one with the robot. i dont know how it worked out for kids who didnt get the robot. but my bliss was the robot.
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ted the main thing i want you to be thankful for this holiday season is that still, despite your ranting and raving in the halls of congress, space pirates are STILL not real.

-> americanindependent.com/ted-cruz-trump…
"Defense officials have said there will be a need for a unified space command to coordinate space-based military activities, but not to fight space piracy.

Because space pirates are not real." americanindependent.com/ted-cruz-trump…
i also wrote a follow-up:

"No matter how much Cruz protests or cites Chinese weapons that can destroy satellites (America has those too), it won't make space pirates real. Because they aren't."

americanindependent.com/ted-cruz-whine…
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If it were me, I would think, “What is it people like about Obama and how could we use elements of that to implement good things?” But ah, that would mean admitting that the way I’m currently approaching things isn’t working at all, and we can’t do that.
Like, “oh I like Medicare for All and/or the Green New Deal. How would the guy who was elected to two presidential terms and still remains quite loved half a decade out of office convince others to support those ideas?” But no, let’s just keep having brute force fights instead!
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When I was in the hospital I explained my priorities to them. ImageImage
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Liberals are gonna spend ten years and a day agonizing over social media content and coming up with unworkable solutions when the answer is simple: Blast people with info from the left as loud as they get info from the right. That’s it.
Lol people in my replies over-complicating this. I don’t know why this is difficult. See what Fox and the Ny Post do? Do that. But with liberal stuff.
Maybe I just see this different cause I spent so many years in right wing media world. Liberals spend so much time over thinking this and needlessly pleading with the party to do this. I’m not saying it’s a magic bullet but it needs to be done and it isn’t particularly hard.
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