i finally finished bram stoker's DRACULA and regret to say that despite its towering reputation its kind of shit, as a book
too much:
-incomprehensible speechifying from Van Helsing in a weird clumsy iteration of a Dutchman's English
-chasing, and I cannot emphasize this enough, after boxes of dirt, for like the entire back half of the novel
-the phrase "I am but a poor weak woman"
-train schedules
not enough: -ACTUAL VAMPIRE STUFF beyond the kickass beginning in jonathan harker's journal. the Count gets like 3 scenes and the rest of the time its just sloppy friends chasing dirt boxes
-the entire potential of Renfield is completely squandered????? what was the point????
as to the deeply repressed victorian sexuality that literally never gets a chance to be more than hinted at
My next read is gonna be Mary Shelley's Frankenstein and I am hype though
BUT ALSO if *nearly the entire book* is going to hinge on the logistics of chasing boxes of dirt it would be good to understand the actual mechanism of their importance????? like ... its like a "warp core gobbledygook" Star Trek plot but for 400 pages
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really wondering how the "operation warp speed" plans are gonna mesh with the literally millions of americans who sincerely believe the coronavirus vaccine is the mark of the beast, a thing from revelations
a student dmed me to ask me to summarize my book bc it got assigned for a class project and she hasnt read it. amazing on so many levels
mostly im just hype to be on a syllabus, hmu professors i will Zoom into your class
this tweet seems to have made a lot of people mad so i'll just say: empathy for students struggling right now; it didn't seem to be an issue of inability to afford the book, or i would have responded differently; and no, i did not assign my own book, i am not a professor
the two rules of star trek are never go to conferences and never trust a Starfleet Admiral, and yet during the ds9 episode "Inter arma enim silent leges," dr bashir trusts an admiral AT a conference. nothing good can come of this
sweet outfit, though
nothing good ever happens at conferences in star trek!!!!