This very Kano State, the home of Hisba is everything cosmopolitan.

- Big time gambling;
- alcohol guzzlers;
- child prostitution;
- diverse and unimaginable use of illicit and synthetic drugs;
- male prostitution; and
- homosexual brothels..

But let me just mind my business.
This Kano is a morally rotten city. I do not know what picture Hisbah Police is trying to paint though. Those days when men used to have firm understanding with alcohol, we used to enter (town to shack away our sorrows, somewhere in GRA).
If you see cars. All in the dark. Big Alahjis trolling, trooping and crawling from the dark. Drunk Muslims. Let us call them Certified Drunk Islamic Entities. In their car is a sealed jar: to fuel the reserve and call the spirit of 'highness' when needed most.
If you see cars. All in the dark. Big Alahjis trolling, trooping and crawling from the dark. Drunk Muslims. Let us call them Certified Islamic Drunk Entities. In their car is a sealed jar: to fuel the reserve and call the spirit of 'highness' when needed most.
You seldom see a drunken person sleeping in a gutter down south, but that is a common sight in Kano. You cannot takeaway hypocrisy, gay, drunkenness and moral ineptitude from these 'morally clean Hisbah Police', who mostly come to unwind the day's stress with green bottles.
You seldom see a drunken person sleeping in a gutter down south, but that is a common sight in Kano. You cannot takeaway hypocrisy, gay, drunkenness and moral ineptitude from these 'morally clean Hisbah Police', who mostly come to unwind the day's stress with green bottles...

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