Thread by @ASFleischman

A dense, maskless crowd gathers in anticipation of more pearls of wisdom

The commentator announces "incredible legal minds" are about to speak

HOW ARE YOU SAY THE STREAM DOES NOT EXIST. YOU CLEARLY DO NOT UNDERSTAND STREAMS

Trump is our best President except for Georgia Washington, this Joe Pesci Stand-In for My Cousin Vinny During that First Courtroom Scene, explains, pointedly leaving Abraham Lincoln out of the running.

Now a rousing national anthem from the back of this woman's head

YOU LOVE DONALD TRUMP AND HE LOVES YOU

Lin Wood declares to cheering crowds

EVERY LIE WILL BE REVEALED AND ON JANUARY THE 20th DONALD J TRUMP WILL BE SWORN IN AS PRESIDENT

Lin Wood asking everyone to pray, presumably for 4 or so judges to have simultaneous strokes that make them incapable of discerning whether legal arguments make sense

Alright they're clearly not gonna talk about the merits of their suit. They're just call up minor twitter conservative celebrities to take a bow for... something.

Lin Wood introduces Sidney Powell as "the Great, the Kraken, Sidney Powell," and prepares to summon Vernon Jones from the depths of the ocean.

He calls Michael Flynn up after his "unfair persecution" and hopefully he will be able to explain how quickly I can expect to be executed once martial law has been declared.

IT IS 1776 in AMERICA AGAIN AND YOU ARE NOT GOING TO TAKE OUR LIBERTY. WE ARE GOING TO FIGHT FOR OUR FREEDOM. AND WE WILL SEND THAT MESSAGE ALL THE WAY TO BEIJING CHINA. YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO TAKE OUR COUNTRY OVER. YOU PICKED A FIGHT WITH THE WRONG PEOPLE.

Chants of USA

"GET OUT OF OUR COUNTRY GEORGE SOROS"

WE ARE NOT GOING TO ALLOW OURSELVES TO GO BACK INTO THE POLLING BOOTH. GET OUT OF THE CLOSET GOVERNOR KEMP

Boos as Lin Wood describes Georgia elected officials selling our votes to China. "We're not gonna vote on your damn machines made in China. We're gonna vote on machines made... IN THE USA."

MLK BELIEVED IN NON VIOLENT CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE. I want you to circle the Governor's mansion and blow your horns until Kemp orders a special session of the legislature to fix the mess that he created. AND THEN HE CAN RESIGN. And then as far as I'm concerned "lock him up."

No apparent tension between nonviolence and kidnapping but ok.

"stick with OAN and newsmax, they tell you the truth. Stick with the epoch times. This is the battle between good and evil. This is the battle between truth and lies."

This could not BE more of a cult.

"Where is the evidence? Ohhh we're gonna show them the evidence. Piles of evidence. Massive evidence. Donald Trump won a massive landslide victory unparalleled in the history of the country."

I just want to be clear that this is the point where I became absolutely certain that someone, maybe me, is gonna be murdered.

Wood challenges Kemp to put his hand on the Bible and swear they didn't take money from China, which would be perjury and that's "another reason to lock them up."

Sidney Powell, who works "23 hours a day" is prepared to address how there can be ongoing emergency litigation that allows her to go out to this fascism pep rally.

Sidney Powell decries the divisiveness of all the people who will be murdered once martial law is declared

Any one of these people would happily eat a baby if directed to by one of the speakers, but the feed has cut, so we won't e able to watch the meal

"The fraud exists in the DNA of all the voting software in this country" is the sort of precise technical language that assures me Powell knows what she's talking about.

"lots of people got cheated. Even local races. Yup. Yup. Yup. Lots of congressional seats, Senate seats. I agree there should not be a runoff, especially not on Dominion machines."

Now Powell asks for voter ID and paper ballots, which... uhhh... both exists in Georgia.

Oh, but now the ballots need to be signed and they need your THUMBPRINT I see.

Chants of "drain the swamp" as the crowd angrily contemplates the "three letter agencies" who planted "Smartmatic software" throughout the country.

"internet white hat hackers saw backdoors open in the system" sounds like a google search that will lead you astray

"the only thing that distinguishes us from other countries is our love of freedom and the rule of law" says the woman who is trying to overturn the results of an election and appoint Trump president for life

"we will get all our stuff to the department of justice as soon as we pull it together.'

YOU HAVE NOT PULLED IT TOGETHER YET?!

The crowd boos the DOJ.

"Countefeit ballots coming from Mexico, planes full of ballots, FAKE ballots crossing state lines. There is no kind of voter fraud that has not been experienced."

Not settling on any one theory I see.

"We need to flood the legislators with phone calls and letters. Yeah I know I know. Everyone feels like they're not being listened to."

This is a crowd of people whose grandkids won't speak to them.

The crowd screams "thank you" to the people who have taken their money

"None of us have been PAID A DIME YET although people have been donating generously to our site. But we haven't even had the time to write a check to pay anyone yet. We're too busy fighting the fight."

DOJ are you watching this?

Lin Wood says the US Constitution says all the power belongs to the people.

That's uhhh, not what the Constitution says.

"They're gonna circle the walls of Jericho and retake America."

"DO YOUR JOB" the crowd chants at Bill Barr. "YOU WORK FOR US" Wood says. "YOu tell the director of the FBI, do your damn job."

Tell the CIA "GET OUT OF OUR COUNTRY." You don't spy on Americans!

Vernon Jones says it's his obligation as an elected official to get answers. His term ends January 11, actually.

Okay, now he's making an argument that only the General Assembly gets to set the rules.

Perhaps he should have been one of the plaintiffs.

Vernon Jones now asking people to vote and supporting perdue and Loeffler.

Suggests that the right to vote is precious, and MLK fought for it, and you should use that vote to put these people in office.

"Hold the line" the crowd chants, as Vernon Jones says peace out.

The crowd was JUST CHANTING that they weren't gonna vote.

Lin Wood steps up to say not to vote for Loeffler and Perdue for not being at the pep rally.

"You're not gonna fool Georgians again" Lin Wood says, speaking of voting on machines made in China and not in believing in dumb stuff.

This is MUCH more mercenary than I thought. Wood and Powell aren't nuts, here. They're trying to get political power by demanding no one vote for Loeffler or Perdue until they bend the knee to him.

Lin Wood describes "ballots being printed out and stamped by computer" and sent over here. Not very sure how that would work.

Bryan Kemp gave the power to Kelly Loeffler, "not the people." Wood says.

Damn, ok.

A lot of talk of having "the people" run the state of Georgia from people who often say we're a Republic and not a Democracy.

"GO ON A QUAIL SHOOT AND LEAVE GEORGIA ALONE" ok weird flex.

Lin Wood is now announcing a third party for AMERICAN PATRIOTS.

This dude is absolutely running for office.

"How about Sidney Powell and MIKE FLYNN in 2024"

HE WILL FIGHT LIKE A FLYNN.

This whole speech is just:

Trump told Lin Wood, allegedly, that he knows he won. "Lin, I didn't lose it, I won it." And he said to me with conviction "I WILL NEVER CONCEDE"

"I don't want your money God has given me enough and enough is enough."

"BUT DO DONATE TO MY FOUNDATION"

Lin Wood tearing up as he talks about how great he is, BUT IN ANY OTHER COUNTRY HE COULD NOT HAVE SUCCEEDED. AND THAT IS WHY HE IS GONNA FIGHT FOR AMERICA.

CJ Pearson keeps hiding behind the flag and saying SO MUCH SO.

NOT IN MY AMERICA NO NO THEY MADE THE MISTAKE OF THINKING WE ARE STILL THE PARTY OF MITT ROMNEY AND JOHN MCCAIN

"BUT WE ARE THE PARTY OF DONALD J. TRUMP."

That's absolutely true.

Alright, bored now. They're never getting to the fireworks factory.

Oh, a very sad question. "What do you say when people say you're crazy, just that we believe."

Lin Wood suggests you should simply compare yourself to Jesus Christ.

Sidney Powell talks about all the friends and loved ones that Truthers lose, and suggests a factual talk, but the MSM has brainwashed them.

"Think for yourself" Lin Wood says. But also, "don't believe anything anyone else tells you. It's all lies."

"Uhhh how could there be electronic vote switching if there's a hand recount?"

"They just ran them back through the computer" Lin Wood lies.

A woman with a dog has some questions. "Who voted early, because where I voted, they did something illegal!"

This is more of a comment than a question.

"They looked at the QR code to see which scanner to scan it in"

I, too can read QR codes by sight.

"They're not supposed to look at your ballot at all" noted legal expert and dog haver notes.

"Why would they want one pile for Biden and one for Trump?"

You literally hand your paper ballot over once it prints, after you've voted electronically. Of course they look at it.