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3 Dec, 4 tweets, 1 min read
I love words. I am not sure I know the difference between poetry and prose anymore. To arrange words on a canvas, to make ordinary words roar at the senses with life, what does it matter, the labels? If it sings to me, if it makes my soul dance, that is poetry... Image
I remember my first book. I was about four years old. It was a picture book of animals. You poked the animal and it emitted a sound. I loved that book. My favorite animal was the elephant. I loved her sound.
My parents also bought me a volume of short stories. From a traveling salesman. Uncle Arthur's Bedtime Stories, it was called. Several volumes . I read them all in a week. My mother was upset with me, how could I be this ungrateful? These things cost money, she moaned!
My favorite uncle was Elephant. Yes, I had an uncle, Elephant, smart as a whip, dumb as rocks in the white man's classroom. And proud of of it. I had a parrot also. Her name was Parrot. Yes, Parrot. Parrot died a decade after Biafra. Elephant is no longer here. I am still here.

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3 Dec
Memories. 1979. I got my NYSC call-up papers. Kaduna State. The Nigerian government flew me all expenses paid into Kaduna from Benin City. Until then, I think I'd traveled by air only once in my life.
From the airport we were taken by bus to Malali Village for one month of Orientation. Had a great time, a lot of drinking and socializing. I was in the drama club and the Palm Wine Drinkards' Club. I was popular with the girls, I think that they loved my clowning around on stage.
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I would like to say something about what really bothers me about how many Nigerians, especially those at home view African Americans, especially in the context of the Black Lives Movement.
There is a lot of condescension - which both amuses and enrages me because Nigerians have not earned the right to look down on African Americans. Their struggle for true emancipation in America should inspire Nigerians to do the same for themselves. Nigerians could use the help.
The narrative about African Americans that informs the thinking of many Nigerians is straight from the racist right wing. When we say there’s an opportunity gap in education (achievement gap), it is between blacks and Latinos on the one hand, and whites and Asians on the other.
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Yvonne Orji improves upon our story. I think of Trevor Noah. She goes to Nigeria and joshes around respectfully on the streets and with her parents, she talks about our drive for excellence. Her accent and interpretations are a product of her lived experience since birth.
Exaggeration is a tool effectively used in comedy and drama to drive home points. Yvonne is the sum of her experience, as a comedy buff, I was taken by how good she is, how she is in control of the stage and of the audience. Her passion, energy and intellect won me over.
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In the absence of a robust publishing industry, African writers have been forced to flood the West with their manuscripts. The West deserves credit for sustaining much of African literature with funding, and eager, paying readers. It has come at a cost.

jaladaafrica.org/2015/09/15/of-…
African literature is a victim of perverse gentrification. Many writers tell tall tales for profit with “Africa” as a mere backdrop. Many are enablers of fascists, thieves and executioners of genocide. Today they pen #BlackLivesMatter  dirges behind paywalled journals in America.
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First of all, @gtbank staff didn’t seem really interested in signing us up. Laconic would be the word that comes to mind when I remember their customer service. We were given forms to fill that were clearly precolonial with data fields that reeked of colonialism and patriarchy.
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My first romantic crush was my primary school teacher. In the 60’s! Kai, I loved her, I loved her. I happily fetched firewood for her, did whatever she asked me to do. Happily. I lived for every afternoon when she would let me carry her iPad and accompany her to her house.
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One day, after school, my love, er, my teacher made me a glass of Tree Top that actually tasted like orange juice. After that day, I did not want to go home to my mother. Blood is not thicker than water.
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