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4 Dec, 6 tweets, 4 min read
In honor of conservatives freaking out about @AOC's $58 made-in-USA, union-printed, 100% cotton "tax the rich," political fundraiser sweater, let's take a stroll through some of the crap they buy.
1. Official MAGA hat. Unknown materials. "Plastic snap closure." Excessively large font. American flag with 50-ish blobs connected by cheap stitch. Not union-made.

$30.
2. White House Gift Shop "TRUMP DEFEATS COVID" commemorative coin. "Features superhero motifs." "President Trump's defeat of COVID is heroic."

Says "Available and Now Shipping," but also "Pre-Order Ships Nov 14, 2020," and also "photo coming soon."

$100.
3. Trump store "flag driver headcover." Made "of the very highest quality," whatever that means.

$120. Currently sold out, presumably due to purchases by hard-working blue-collar Americans.
4. Fox News "Proud American Hat." Unclear where it is made. American flag on it has 5 rows of 5 stars and 4 rows of 4 stars, and thus a total of 41 stars.

On sale for $23.20.
5. Daily Wire shirt that says "DON'T ABOUT FEELINGS." Wait, if you squint it's "FACTS DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS." Has half a picture of an angry boy. Verified purchaser (and everyday Ben Shapiro viewer) says it "smells like paint" and the printing adhered to itself.

$22.99.

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28 Nov
As predicted, the Pennsylvania Supreme Court vacated that strange Commonwealth Court opinion that purported to issue an injunction against the certified election results. Another loss for the Trump Team, and a reminder to vote in state court elections!
If you're celebrating the PA Supreme Court decision, take note: PA Republicans are also pushing a ballot measure to amend PA's Constitution so that appellate courts, including its Supreme Court, is no longer elected state-wide, but instead via gerrymandered districts. /2
For a PA constitutional amendment to go on the ballot, it must pass the legislature twice. HB 196 passed this July. It'll pass again next year and then go on the ballot.

Obviously, control of the Pennsylvania Supreme Court has national implications. /3
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26 Nov
For anyone wondering about the details in the new Supreme Court COVID case, I am tapping the sign. ImageImageImageImage
The AMA's amicus brief, which Sotomayor cited, is worth the read, not least to understand just how egregious the Supreme Court's decision was. Changing a bike tire doesn't mean 10+ people congregating indoors for a prolonged period while talking loudly: supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/20/2… ImageImageImageImage
I suspect the answer to #2 is: it's a PR stunt. Yesterday's opinion was "per curiam" and not "Justice Barrett" because they want to conceal how this decision was solely the result of shifting the partisan balance of the Court farther to the extreme right.
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6 Nov
Here's the Dem vote margin for the 24 vulnerable Democratic House candidates compared to their GovTrack ideology score.

There's of course a million caveats here, but, in the aggregate: the more conservative their record in Congress, the worse they fared at the polls.
Yup. Six sponsors of Medicare-for-All won re-election in swing districts. SD, MT, and MS legalized marijuana. Florida raised its minimum wage. There are no majority-centrist districts; the districts are polarized, and the independents aren't centrists.
A thread with more receipts about how centrists did versus progressives in swing districts. Fact is, there are very few districts in which it makes electoral sense to please newspaper columnists and cable news hosts. Stand for something, fight for people.
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4 Nov
Folks, assume Biden loses Florida. Fine, whatever. If that happens, he still merely needs to win one of these beige states. Literally any one of them.
From the replies, it seems there are three personality types:

1) Biden will win this ("glass half-full")

2) you're assuming Biden wins Michigan and Wisconsin ("glass half-empty")

3) it's not beige, it's taupe / olive green / coffee ("who drank half my water?")

😁
... and BTW if you're maniacally refreshing Pennsylvania county results, you should know (a) Republicans blocked early counting of mail-in, it all just started today, it'll take awhile, and (b) some counties aren't even trying to count them until tomorrow: penncapital-star.com/election-2020/…
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29 Oct
This decision is ludicrous, as the dissent explains. The ballot receipt extension arose by consent decree on August 3, 2020. The plaintiffs, two Republicans who will be electors if Trump wins, dithered until September 22, when they filed this lawsuit. /1
Neither of the plaintiffs have standing. The lawsuit was filed too late, so laches apply. The 8th circuit decision is too late, so Purcell applies. The 8th circuit decision ignored Minnesota law, which specifically authorizes the Secretary of State to abide by court orders. /2
And the majority's interpretation of "legislature" in the Constitution's electors clause (1st pic) is wackadoodle nonsense, as explained by the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th pics, from the dissent.

The federal courts need to be completely overhauled.

/end
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20 Oct
Let's talk for a minute about the Pennsylvania election case.

It's a win for now, because a 4-4 tied SCOTUS vote means the lower court (here, PA Supreme) order stays intact.

But it's terrifying that 4 Justices thought otherwise, and might soon be joined by a 5th (Barrett). /1
Two basic, longstanding principles of law:

first, states control their own elections, though Congress can impose conditions;

second, state courts interpret their own state laws, including state constitutions.

That should've ended this case. Excerpt from PA Dems' brief.
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5 Republican Justices already blasted a hole in Congress's power to regulate elections in Shelby County v Holder, invalidating Congress's reauthorization of the VRA. Pics 1 & 2 from Ginsburg's dissent.

In the PA case, the Republicans' brief sang a different tune. (Pics 3 & 4) /3
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