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6 Dec, 4 tweets, 1 min read
Someone should really have thought this design through.
It makes smoothies.

Just not the kind you think.
‘You say you need a protein shake?

I’m so excited to help!“
You can serve five people at once!

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6 Dec
Rednecks took over Mordor and now Mt. Doom is full of abandoned refrigerators.

#RedneckMordor
In #RedneckMordor, the Eye of Sauron is just a big tin of Skoal.
In #RedneckMordor, the most popular stand-up comedian is Larry the Uruk-Hai.
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6 Dec
Kitchen Nightmares but for gynecologists
Try the scallops
The walk-in is roomy but not at a safe temperature.
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5 Dec
Question of the Day:

What are your top three performances by a voice actor in a Disney animated film?

Please use hashtag

#Top3DisneyVO
I say, for me, it’s

Pat Carroll/Ursula - The Little Mermaid

Robin Williams/Genie - Aladdin

Tom Hulce/Quasimodo -Hunchback of Notre Dame.

#Top3DisneyVO
I think Ursula is the most remarkable single vocal performance I. A Disney Animated film, all around.

Amazingly, the actress, Pat Carrol, was the FIFTH choice to play her. Bea Arthur and Joan Collins both turned it down, and the next two were fired!

#Top3DisneyVO
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3 Dec
Question of the day: what is the Hulk’s lower back tattoo?

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#HulksBackTat
QUIT MAKING ME LAUGH, YOU NERDS.
“I LIKE IT RUFFALO”

#HulksBackTat
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1 Dec
What music did the most to keep you alive during high school?

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#ThisMusicSavedMe
For me, it was Kate Bush, The Who, The Beatles, DAVID BOWIE, Eno, Roxy Music, Ian Hunter, Kraftwerk, Lou Reed, and many others.

#ThisMusicSavedMe
This hashtag is now a top ten trending topic, at number eight and rising.

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24 Nov
Okay, so you say you have a tabletop gamer in your life and the holidays are coming up?

Honest to god, get them a dice box from @Nat20_DiceBox. I got one and loved it so much we ordered two more. You can customize them, they feel and smell great! And...! Cont... ImageImageImageImage
And because I am such a fan, they have authorized me to give you guys a discount code of 10%!

You will get yours within 7-10 days, if you order soon, definitely before the holidays. The code is ‘blackfriday’ but hurry so you get it fastest!

Check DragonBurnDesigns.com
Again, I am not paid by these folks, I just love their stuff. It’s a family who makes this stuff by hand and I cannot tell you how much fun it is to have this during your rpg games.

:)
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