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7 Dec, 4 tweets, 2 min read
Thomas Carlyle [proto-Joyce / Melville] is your DEFINITIVE #lawoffunny guide for the French Revolution, and more generally the enlightenment (thread)

The Festival of Reason was celebrated on the eve of its worst atrocities - mass drownings at Nantes and shootings in Lyon
Which was all true to the Revolution's Enlightenment form / origins - that it enthroned Reason, but unleashed Furies, worshipped Liberty, yet institutionalized Terror, it proclaimed Brotherhood, but ate its children

The Revolution culminates in a grotesque display of the law
The whole Revolution compresses to a single point of #lawoffunny where the Revolution began in *words* by the Philosophes, then ends in Robespierre's shrieking from a *jaw* wound when the Executioner Samson wrenches the dirty linen holding his mutilated jaw in place
as Robespierre stood mutilated and shrieking at the foot of the guillotine

"The jaw fell powerless, there burst from him a cry - hideous to hear and see. Samson - thou canst not be too quick!"

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@PereGrimmer Since we're relying on #lawoffunny for its predictive power, have we validated how well the law holds up historically? Maybe I missed a megathread - I couldn't help try to apply it to last election.. just one here

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pre-Barbarossa: losing only 100k soldiers - Hitler achieved in 7 weeks what nobody else in history had done, not Napoleon, not Caesar

He had conquered & combined what is basically the modern day EU, relying on this new economic production
So Hitler's resource calculations relied on estimates of total production the army would depend on based upon each country's pre-war output

But countries did not come close to reaching these levels of production under coercion that they had achieved freely & individually
In less than 2 years, the entire European infrastructure CRUMBLED

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