Moose was acting very lethargic and his belly was swollen so I put him on the toilet and tried my new Hello Tushy Modern Bidet Attachment™️ and presto! Totally fine. Let that be a lesson.
Actually I gave him pumpkin purée and made a vet appointment but the Hello Tushy Modern Bidet Attachment™️ really is great hellotushy.com/barpod
All better
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8 Dec
If you need me I’ll be reading this article and banging my head against a wall theatlantic.com/technology/arc…
I wonder if the journalist informed her subject that she was going to be writing about her with utter distain or if that was a surprise
She left out the part where Burns got fired from her journalism job for libeling another journalist Image
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7 Dec
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Andrew got a bunch of feedback as well, and almost all of it was supportive too. You can read some here:
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There was one dissenter, who wrote the following:
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26 Nov
Why are people mad about Hillbilly Elegy, again? Seems like the more appropriate response is uh... sad.
Still watching but the one part I’ve found kind of ridiculous so far is when JD says something like, “We don’t say ‘redneck.’” The only people I’ve ever heard object to that term are Seattle liberals.
I guess it’s derogatory but in the part of Appalachia I’m from it always seemed more of a descriptor than a slur and plenty of rednecks proudly called themselves rednecks
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24 Nov
If Trump were as authoritarian as some people seem to think (and not just a bumbling idiot & egomaniac, as I tend to think), it seems like he would have used the pandemic to exert real power instead of what he actually did, which is sit around watching cable news and tweeting.
Obviously, these dumb attempts to rewrite the election as stolen are disturbing and problematic (though they'll fail) but the dude's ego is the size of Trump Tower. He's grasping.
And not just the pandemic. He also could have used the riots this summer to impose martial law and he just talked about without actually doing much of anything. He's a very bad dictator.
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15 Nov
Wild idea: Maybe instead of trying to get @AbigailShrier's book banned, someone who objects to it should try reading it and even—gasp—reviewing it.
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(I, however, voted for Biden in the primary because I am one with the people)
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