Here's the deal. There are in fact cases - cases where the Supreme Court law is against you - where your only job is to lose in the lower courts as fast as possible. That's because you can only win on the facts if you get *new law* made. And only SCOTUS can reverse itself. But!
Powell's various cases and Trump's cases are not like that. Their problem is not really some SCOTUS law they're trying to change. Their problem is that their claims fail in every way: the facts are made up, the law is against them on every ground, they're litigated badly /2
There's no "circuit split" in these cases, for example - that is, Trump isn't challenging some law where the lower courts have disagreed, or where people have been agitating to reverse SCOTUS precedent for years. There's literally not a single indicator of a SCOTUS case. /3
What these cases have is a fast track to getting the cert petition denied (that is, the Supreme Court won't take the cases). They have a fast track to the great garbage can in the sky. They are completely void of merit. If they were a sack of merit, the sack would have a hole.
The fact that there are indeed cases in the world - think something like the challenges to segregation - where losing really is the path to the Supreme Court does not mean *these* cases are anything like them. They are not. Not even close. Not in the mind of any lawyer who knows.
For my fellow lawyers, yes I'm papering over a few details here in the interests of clarity - maybe inside the cases there are splits of some interest, etc. But nothing that would cause SCOTUS to take them and not in these vehicles and not in this context.
Finally, this is not really me opining on this. I don't know of a single lawyer who litigates in this world at all (and I'm not really in that world, one accidental case notwithstanding) who thinks this is going up.
One way you too can know that what I just said is true is ... try to find a single conservative lawyer with a serious Supreme Court reputation who is involved in these cases. You won't.

Is that because conservative SCOTUS lawyers are shrinking violets? No.
They were all over Bush v. Gore. In redistricting litigation, often in cases that would benefit the Republican party, you get the lawyers you would expect. Top end, really fantastic, experts.

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7 Dec
I logged onto the district court hearing in the Georgia "kraken" case (it's here)

It's truly hard to describe how stupid what Powell is saying is - I now upgrade this to banoffee pie bananas.

I'm going back to @SEHarringtonDC's SCOTUS argument.
Oh wait, the Court grants the motions to dismiss on the record. This case is dead too.
The Judge had clearly already written his remarks before this argument and was just letting Powell talk.

What a stupid and shameful litigation this is.
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Oh no. Terrible. I'll show myself out. 1/
Oh heaven help me these marketers need to stop.
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Early in my career I billed a lot. A lot, a lot. I don’t even want to put the number here. A lot.

I couldn’t do it. It made me sick. If billing like that makes *you* sick, stop doing it. It doesn’t make you a lesser lawyer, or weak, or show you’ve failed.
I know, this is my long running hobby horse. But it’s true. If your body and brain tell you to stop, you gotta stop. Just right away. Don’t let your ego make you continue.

I know of what I speak. I’m talking to you, striver person. You!
It took a lot for me to get over the fact that Dude/ette X, who I thought I was as good as, loved the grind and enjoyed it, and I didn't. But just get over it. You'll be way happier.
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What? It’s a non-stop litigation what not to do 101 with these folks.
I’ve never even heard of some of the mistakes that these folks manage every day. It’s a tour de force.
Me: “this argument on retrospect isn’t as good as it should have been, I am a bad lawyer.”

Them: “we filed a moon pie at court by shoving it through the main slot. Injunction?”
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I want to tell my best Judge Reavley story, that I think I've told before. Each Fifth Circuit law clerk gets a turn at robing the judges before argument. They mostly robe themselves, so this amounts to making sure they have their materials, but also.. "knocking them in" 1/
You knock on the big brass ring in the robing room to alert the courtroom that the judges are coming. I had heard through the grapevine that Judge Reavley liked a very loud knock. He thought it was important. And that he'd be disappointed if I only managed a wimpy one. 2/
So I hauled off and legit threw the ring at the door with all my force. The knock resounded in the courtroom - my fellow law clerks told me some people jumped. But it was *also* really loud in the robing room. /3
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As I suggested it might be, this is a cold, clinical dismantling of the Trump campaign's claims and absurd legal strategy. Haven't yet finished the whole opinion, but it's a biting read.
An #AppellateTwitter side-note, Judge Bibas is a magnificent writer. Just wonderful. He uses all of those gifts here - so clear, so crisp.
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