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death fixture Image
if you lie under this while it's turned on you will die
this is a scan horn attached to the end of a particle accelerator to direct the beam. it scans 50 milliamps of 3 MeV electrons across subjects at 100 hz. the beam ionizes the air it passes through. the beam emits hard x-rays. if you can see the beam you are in serious danger
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Sonos states on their website that "sustainability is non-negotiable," and that they design products to minimize impact, but I work at an e-waste recycler and have demonstrable proof this is false.

Sonos's "recycle mode" intentionally bricks good devices so they can't be reused.
Someone recycled five of these Sonos Play:5 speakers. They're worth $250 each, used, and these are in good condition. They could easily be reused.

Unfortunately, the person who recycled them put them in recycle mode.
This is part of Sonos' "Trade Up" program, which gives customers a discount on new devices bought from Sonos.

Putting a fully functional device in recycle mode starts an irreversible 21-day countdown, after which it's rendered permanently useless.
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"When the patient was told that he was fit for discharge, he threatened to 'swallow the hospital bit by bit'; as an hors d'oeuvres he promptly swallowed a bolt from the bed-elevating mechanism."

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11 Dec 18
folks i know i link my AD in my bio but in its bio it does say "people I know/mutuals only" so if i don't know who you are at least like... message first so i'm not weirded out by Randos trying to get access to my secret kinks and pictures of my Smoking Hot Body
this also goes if i know you but under a different username since i'm very bad at keeping track of that
so it turns out twitter's private account system has absolutely no thought put into it at all
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8 Dec 18
think i might cause the reactor to go instantly prompt critical
thinking of causing an excursion tonight lads
folks, i've been thinking about just fuckin HAULING on that central control rod, manually withdrawing it 26.25 inches instead of 4 inches
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