think i might cause the reactor to go instantly prompt critical
thinking of causing an excursion tonight lads
folks, i've been thinking about just fuckin HAULING on that central control rod, manually withdrawing it 26.25 inches instead of 4 inches
have any of y'all ever been on top of the reactor and either accidentally or intentionally violated the safe limits, and been impaled by a shield plug launched by the 620 kJ steam explosion-induced water hammer striking the top of the reactor vessel? First time for everything
might go down to the reactor tonight, upset that my wife is divorcing me, get up there, scream in anguish, and do what we've joked about doing if the russians arrive, ending with the neutron-activated corpses of myself and two others classified as dangerous radioactive waste
