Decided to check out what was happening on parler regarding SCOTUS, their website is a horrific design mess, but it is interesting...
Searching the Parlor gutter for SCOTUS gold #2

This website makes me appreciate the beauty of Twitter, it's a hobgoblin of bad design that you have zero search options for!
Swimming the cesspool of Parler for SCOTUS takes #3

Seriously, this trash website will be dead in 2 years @RemindMe_OfThis
Mining the river for golden Parler SCOTUS takes #4

Apparently this theory of SCOTUS leaving the door open is quite popular (its entirely nonsense).

Also PARLER CENSORED ME!!! lmao
@ericowensdc enjoy sir!
Frittering away my time in the tears of the right wing by finding Parler SCOTUS takes #5

Wanted to add at least on little troll into the mix! (they are all over)

Also, hashtags are literally 75% of the "parlays".
Mining my way through the muck of Parler to find SCOTUS takes #6

Milo is talking dirty to me, and I love it!

Lots of talk of the military and civil war (I dont think they realize that if they try the later, the former will crush them)
Threading the needle through the weave of nonsense that is Parler to find SCOTUS takes #7

Well, they do have an astrologer on their side, and an eclipse is coming, I'm more worried about that than their lawsuits TBH.

I think I've hit the insurrection part of the evening
Sinking into the mire of Parler to find SCOTUS takes #8

Definingly more insurrection talk, lots of Jesusland talk...

Maybe pictures drawn in sharpies would've been the way to go...
Sipping the tears of patriots on Parler to find SCOTUS takes #9

Also, lots of talk about how the constitution is null and void. And here I was thinking the Democrats were the ones that were going to kill it!

Love the "did they swear on a dictionary" line!
Slicing through the salami that is Parler to find SCOTUS takes #10

And now we are on to the "blame the founding fathers" part of the night
Limping through the MAGA minefield to find Parler SCOTUS takes #11

There is a 70/30 mixture of "REVOLUTION" and "TRUST THE PLAN" respectively...
Gonna call this thread at an even #12.

I think I need a glass of wine now.

Or maybe champagne?

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