1)
“So…what’d you do to the army?”
“Dropped the ceiling on top of them, to keep them from fleeing. Then dropped the floor from under them, so they rode it—as the filling in a floor-ceiling pie—down into Long Tapestry Hall.”
#epicfantasy
“So…what’d you do to the army?”
“Dropped the ceiling on top of them, to keep them from fleeing. Then dropped the floor from under them, so they rode it—as the filling in a floor-ceiling pie—down into Long Tapestry Hall.”
#epicfantasy
2)
“Which has crimson carpeting, so it’ll hide a lot of the blood.”
“Indeed. Much of being a courtier is seeing to the little details. Now let’s get going. Eventually some other invaders will come to investigate all the noise.”
#epicfantasy
“Which has crimson carpeting, so it’ll hide a lot of the blood.”
“Indeed. Much of being a courtier is seeing to the little details. Now let’s get going. Eventually some other invaders will come to investigate all the noise.”
#epicfantasy
3)
“Eventually? Are they all incompetent?”
“Not all. Most, but the shining few consort with prudence more closely and often than I do. Possibly as a survival tactic.”
“Ah. Floor and ceiling already fallen, so can’t shatter THEM.”
#epicfantasy
“Eventually? Are they all incompetent?”
“Not all. Most, but the shining few consort with prudence more closely and often than I do. Possibly as a survival tactic.”
“Ah. Floor and ceiling already fallen, so can’t shatter THEM.”
#epicfantasy
4)
“You’d better never run out of magic, Wolf.”
“Your regal grasp of the blindingly obvious will see us all safe to our graves, Elvar.”
#epicfantasy
“You’d better never run out of magic, Wolf.”
“Your regal grasp of the blindingly obvious will see us all safe to our graves, Elvar.”
#epicfantasy
• • •
Missing some Tweet in this thread? You can try to
force a refresh
