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Can I be the first to congratulate Boris Johnson

On getting a "British shaped deal"

On a "gold standard" trade deal

On making the UK "mightily prosper"

/joking

He won't

But he will sell it as such

And that is all that matters
It is a sign of how desperate brexiteers are

They can no longer pivot to USA
Oh and in case you thought it was just Trump that wanted to exploit the damage of brexit
Oh yes and here's a reminder in terms of protectionism

Those brexiteers who spout the bullshit that that horrible EUSSR/4th reich that is punishing the UK is protectionist
Oh and individual countries

India in POSITION 63
There was of course negotiations between the EU and India on getting a trade deal done

assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/upl…
And a reminder WHAT blocked EU progress on a deal

politico.eu/article/brexit…
“Most Indian companies used to go to UK as their point of entry into Europe,” said Prasad. “It appeared the obvious choice because of historical ties and the language...they now look to Germany, France & Belgium."
The UK is weak

Desperate

Enfeebled

And we will buy anything that Boris Johnson can sell

All that matters

Is that Boris can sell it

Cue visa or FOM concessions because WE are desperate

uk.businessinsider.com/india-in-no-ru…
See also

"Other countries are rubbing their hands with glee at our stupidity. "

timeshighereducation.com/blog/i-feel-tr…
Why would Indians feel insulted

Its not like our PM refers to Commonwealth countries as piccannines with watermeon smiles or anything

Oh hang on

express.co.uk/news/politics/…
It's funny

Indian newspapers seem quite capable of noticing what Boris does

indianexpress.com/article/trendi…
Prime Minister Modi hinted that India-UK are embarking on an ambitious partnership. "We agreed to work towards a quantum leap in our cooperation in all areas - trade and investments, defence and security, climate change and fighting Covid-19,"

freepressjournal.in/india/uk-pm-bo…
"The UK has fallen from being India’s second-largest trade partner in 1998-99 to being 17th in 2018-19, as it began trading more with other Asian countries and the US. India now has a trade surplus of nearly $440 million with the UK."

theprint.in/theprint-essen…
That's weird

A country that trades well with its neighbours

If only I could recall how the UK stands there

Oh never mind

We're busy starving the french or irish

Or threatening to invade Spain, France or who the fuck knows else
Meanwhile the EU will carry on

ec.europa.eu/trade/policy/c…
A reminder Liz Truss cannot explain how any of her deals will be BETER for the UK
Roll on 5 years

And Liz is just selling horseshit

And the other sellers of horseshit are so so pleased at her

And the victims who fall for the lies

Well they are sucking it up

Still at least Boris didn't call them uncivilised tribes

theguardian.com/world/shortcut…
"I wouldn’t be surprised if the most valuable lesson we learn from our first post-Brexit forays into the world is that, when lofty free trade ambition runs up against domestic political reality, the UK is really quite ‘European’ after all."

uk.businessinsider.com/why-britains-v…
Just a reminder

Other countries and blocs see the expansion of India as an opportunity

"We view India as the next untapped market with a huge potential,” Bhat said"

bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
A reminder

"Nobody with any sense from China, the U.S., Brazil or wherever is going to engage with the UK other than a friendly drink in the bar until the UK has a regime with the EU,"

uk.reuters.com/article/uk-bri…
And Theresa May after her racist hollow bullshit

Had to make noises of backtracking

standard.co.uk/news/politics/…
"Alan Winters, an expert on trade and migration at Britain’s University of Sussex, said it would be “very difficult” to strike a trade deal with India without concessions on visas."

politico.eu/article/indian…
"It's time to recognise the truth – a trade deal with India means concessions on immigration
Since 2010, there has been a decline of more than 50 per cent in Indian international students coming to the UK."

newstatesman.com/politics/stagg…
A reminder

It is not just India that will exploit our enfeebled desperate weakness

"In January India, along with Australia, told the UK to relax its immigration rules if it wants a free trade deal."

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politi…
A reminder

"New U.K. free trade agreements with non-European Union nations won’t come close to offsetting the impact of leaving the EU, according to the National Institute of Economic and Social Research.""

bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
"The benefits of an agreement with the U.S., Canada, Australia and New Zealand, or with Brazil, Russia, India, Indonesia, China and South Africa, would be “very small compared with the costs from leaving the EU single market,”"
A reminder that cost and damage of brexit so far

>£4.4bn brexit prep cost
£170bn BOE stimulus cost
>£130bn lost growth (so far)
£39bn liabilities

Cost of brexit *so far*

£343 billion

Its tough to keep track whether at moment brexit is costing less than or more than covid
Hence why Liz Truss cannot explain why any of her deals are better

Unsurprisingly Liam Fox didn't win what *should* have been the easiest election in history to lead the WTO

thetimes.co.uk/article/post-b…
I will end just with one example

This is the United States of America

Who as part of their deals with India

HAD to offer to move production sites there to incentivise the deal

uk.reuters.com/article/uk-ind…
Oh yes and here's a reminder of the damage to UK defence sector

e.g. Galileo

Amidst the disaster of coronavirus

Both Boris Johnson and Modi

Will want something they can sell as a "success"

That is all that matters

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