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16 Dec, 4 tweets, 1 min read
U.S. SENATE LIVE FEED:
🥇 in 100 meter freestyle simping
A tv pillow guy soliloquy, but make it less dignified.
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18 Dec
For years, we’ve called these “Sheetz”
This drive-thru is a lot like a Lombardi. As Lieutenant Governor, I rejoice when one *finally* reaches parts of Pennsylvania.
Banner day for @NJGov -legal weed law heads to Governor’s desk + the first ever Wawa drive-thru, but the Jets play in NJ so they are still behind.
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17 Dec
Yes, I’ve skipped a leg day or two over the years. ☹️
Let the drag commence. ✏️ 🦵
But I gotta be honest, no matter what I ever did, I was *always* “pencil legs”. 🥺
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16 Dec
“In the run-up to Election Day, Lt. Governor John Fetterman was fond of telling anyone- whoever won Erie would win PA, thus the White House. He proved to be prescient, as .. one of two to flip from Trump to Biden.”

Also prescient on: Legal Weed + Cowboys blow
I made @BrendanMcP promise me to get the Vice President to Erie no matter what and I know his word is bond.

“You might be skeptical of this conclusion, but that remark did get plenty of coverage, and Trump’s deficit in Erie ended up only being around 1%.”
Credit to @nick_field90 for a seriously kick-ass deep dive on PA.
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16 Dec
it me
The replies! I feel so seen! 🥰🥳
that guy in Pennsylvania
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16 Dec
All Work Has Dignity.

All Paychecks Must Too.

#FightFor15
$15/ Hour.

* Florida* did it.

What the hell is wrong with Pennsylvania??
Florida man earns $15hr at his job.

Has the phrase “Florida man..” ever started a sentence that’s been aspirational?
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16 Dec
PAGOP: It’s “virtue signaling” to fly flags from my office in support of universal protections for the LGBTQIA+ community + Legal Weed.

PAGOP also: It’s “patriotism” simping for a President who can’t accept electoral reality.
Also also: LEgAl MAriJuAnA will spike youth use!!!! 🤪

Federal Study: Actually it’s just the opposite. 🤓

marijuanamoment.net/youth-marijuan…
Also also also: The same ballot, systems and administration that generated my own district’s election victory were 100% fraud-free and a tribute to me and my record.

Also also also also: Biden cheated his ass off in PA. ✊🤪🇺🇸
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