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18 Dec, 5 tweets, 1 min read
For years, we’ve called these “Sheetz”
This drive-thru is a lot like a Lombardi. As Lieutenant Governor, I rejoice when one *finally* reaches parts of Pennsylvania.
Banner day for @NJGov -legal weed law heads to Governor’s desk + the first ever Wawa drive-thru, but the Jets play in NJ so they are still behind.
The year is 2027. Philadelphia media breathlessly reports Wawa innovation gets its *first* location with a full-service car wash. 🔮

I’ll be there to remind fellow PA residents, Sheetz had them in like 2014. 🥱
Decorative pillow needlepoint quote idea:

A Wawa fan is a Pennsylvania resident unlucky enough to have never visited a Sheetz.

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20 Dec
The Bills are celebrating winning their division like they didn’t lose the re-enactment of the Steelers game I held in my yard last week.
I’m dispatching an elite crack legal team to Buffalo to let the NFL know it won’t get away with this fraud.

Send money.
We demand only LEGAL POINTS ARE COUNTED
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19 Dec
1-for-68.

That’s the tweet

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FACT: This election was over on November 3rd.

Math was Math.

Carnival barking didn’t change anything and it won’t.
They misspell common words in their briefs. Briefs weren’t seriously entertained by *any* court, even with a court that he appointed 3 justices.

This idea that a group of people that make the Jets look like The Avengers, is to be taken seriously, at any level, is mystifying.
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19 Dec
This exact language for the DNC platform pls
Dear Santa: if a mushroom 🍄 works as well-or better-than say, a manufactured chemical pharmaceutical, we need to legalize them too while we’re at it. - LG
Dear Santa: Have you ever noticed the multi-paragraph disclaimer for pharmaceuticals that use phrases like “certain fatal events have occurred” and “anaphylactic shock, which is serious” but no one has ever died from a weed overdose?
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18 Dec
Something from Sheetz
just gonna leave this here
🕧 These claims are indisputable
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17 Dec
Yes, I’ve skipped a leg day or two over the years. ☹️
Let the drag commence. ✏️ 🦵
But I gotta be honest, no matter what I ever did, I was *always* “pencil legs”. 🥺
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16 Dec
“In the run-up to Election Day, Lt. Governor John Fetterman was fond of telling anyone- whoever won Erie would win PA, thus the White House. He proved to be prescient, as .. one of two to flip from Trump to Biden.”

Also prescient on: Legal Weed + Cowboys blow
I made @BrendanMcP promise me to get the Vice President to Erie no matter what and I know his word is bond.

“You might be skeptical of this conclusion, but that remark did get plenty of coverage, and Trump’s deficit in Erie ended up only being around 1%.”
Credit to @nick_field90 for a seriously kick-ass deep dive on PA.
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